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Good point . Crocs - no need for a man to have them. Tax all large sizes and dark colours.

ack ack you've obviously never owned a pair of fleece lined Crocs. Perfect for keeping diabetic feet warm once your muddy boots are in the boot of the car. Another would be chancellor of the list, as mine are large and black.

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ack ack you've obviously never owned a pair of fleece lined Crocs. Perfect for keeping diabetic feet warm once your muddy boots are in the boot of the car. Another would be chancellor of the list, as mine are large and black.

crocs are indispensible! essential for caravan holidays especially useful for those involved in spotting aquatic tree eating mammals

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ack ack you've obviously never owned a pair of fleece lined Crocs. Perfect for keeping diabetic feet warm once your muddy boots are in the boot of the car. Another would be chancellor of the list, as mine are large and black.

Crocs are great! They weigh virtually nothing and don't take up much more room than sandals or flip flops. Are very comfortable and extremely robust. Can be donned in seconds so can be thrown on in an emergency and most importantly prevent hot brass from burning the top of your feet when manning a Sanger in said emergency. I bought mine in 2006 and they're still going strong! Mine are tan coloured and large and I refuse to pay your tax!

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Crocs are great! They weigh virtually nothing and don't take up much more room than sandals or flip flops. Are very comfortable and extremely robust. Can be donned in seconds so can be thrown on in an emergency and most importantly prevent hot brass from burning the top of your feet when manning a Sanger in said emergency. I bought mine in 2006 and they're still going strong! Mine are tan coloured and large and I refuse to pay your tax!

 

 

 

Dispensation for armed forces and diabetics but there are simply no other reasons for a man to wear crocs.

 

Jazz mags should be taxed more as well (Armed forces dispensation obviously allowed on this also)

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Inheritance tax isn't about raising money - it is about keeping the status quo - ensuring that each generation has to essentially re-build their wealth from scratch. Unless of course you are rich enough to take it out of the tax mans reach.

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Tax mobile phones, based on usage and a special 'super tax' for using them in public, a third level for prattish behaviour with MPhones could be added under order by the Secretary of State.

Ladies undergarments of less than cup size d could also be taxed and change the shape of a lot of things.

A reduction in personal taxation could be introduced for maintaining a hedgehog in your garden, encouraging wildlife conservation.

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Dispensation for armed forces and diabetics but there are simply no other reasons for a man to wear crocs.

 

Jazz mags should be taxed more as well (Armed forces dispensation obviously allowed on this also)

Do Jazz mags still exist or has the digital era put pay to that medium? As a youth one used to rely on publicly spirited builders or similar throwing old smut into hedges etc!

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Do Jazz mags still exist or has the digital era put pay to that medium? As a youth one used to rely on publicly spirited builders or similar throwing old smut into hedges etc!

I think traditional format is still popular with international lorry drivers.

 

Yes, the days when i virtually stood the massey on its nose to spare an art pamphlet from the flail, are sadly gone. I'm sure part of the collection still exists in an auld snap bag gathering dust at the back of a barn somewhere.

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Obviously WE are now the generation that should be leaving the grumble mags for teenagers to find. Each spring I make an annual pilgrimage to the village in which I grew up laden with a wad of art pamphlets, and while away a happy afternoon tossing (them) into hedges, tractor cabs, ICI bags and the like.

 

Happy days.

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Grumble mags - where does the name come from? ???

 

 

I got it from the Viz Roger's Profanisaurus. The font of all jazzmaggery-related ephemera.

Where is the strangest place you've found grumble mags ?

 

My school mate Andy's parents bed side cabinet, along with a few grumble vids. We were about 13.

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Where is the strangest place you've found grumble mags ? I once found a load stuffed inside a traffic cone that I was moving so that I could park my car one evening in the West End. Sadly they were of a different persuasion, if you get my drift.

Different persuasion? Ah - the ones without chicks in. I get bored of those quite quickly.

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I'd tax smoking, tattoos and cheap alcohol so that the benefits hordes and scummy mummies pay more tax

+1 on the dirty ******* who smoke, and chavs who get p***** on cheap lager. But don't include wine old bean! One loves a drop of Merlot! :lol:

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