JOHNNY_RAZOR Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Looks like I'm in trouble cats, looks like I'm gonna have to blow this gig and go on the run. Things didn't go to plan yesterday at the clay ground. It started badly when Cross eyed carl put on his balaclava with one of the holes sewn up, somthing about curing eye dominance. Next thing instead of shouting pull the cats yelling "put the money in the bag and no one gets hurt", old habits die hard I guess. Oh man the silence that followed was a killer but I think we could have got away with it if Tricky Dicky hadn't pulled the revolver out of the yellow duster to try his hand at skeet. Next thing the head dude is asking us to make good our exit, man I ain't going back there those toffs are one scarey bunch. On the way home things went from bad to worse as my buddies wanted to nip into the post office for stamps, handing me a pair of tight on the way outta the car. Next thing alarm bells and all hell breaking loose, man I wish i'd put those tights on but nothing gonna mess up Johnnys quiff you know what I'm sayin'. Cat that Cortina can move when it has to, I had it up to 60 along Kings Road, we even had time to spit at some punks when we hit traffic. So looks like you won't be hearing from me for a while cats, i'm going to ground up North, maybe Manchester. I'm warming up my poker dice for that new casino gonna roll me a sweet lucky 13. So next time you doin' the peppermint twist to your favorite beat combo at the hop think of this mean ol' Rockabilly Rebel ......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Johnny, you da man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 It`s been a blast........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Good luck Johnny, gone, but never forgotten. Damn, I was going to ask him if he knew, who put the bomp (in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) What the **** was that all about??? Edited February 2, 2007 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Johnny has left the building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 A serial forum user, treats us like his women and loves us and then leaves. I feel dirty and used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 A serial forum user, treats us like his women and loves us and then leaves. I feel dirty and used. .......if the cap fits......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMMER BURT Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 miss him already lets hope he stays up north Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 That was one crazy cat! hope his 'tina makes it all the way to Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMMER BURT Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 he's like an interbreed fenite from chatteris they all live in the 60's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I have a nastey feeling he isn't too far away......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Even though I have asked Mungler if it was him and he's denied it I still think its him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Seems to be the most likely candidate, I say beat the truth out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I'll let you do that. One he's bigger than me, two he's got more guns than me and three he knows Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Chuck "chuffing" Norris! Isn't he dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 It definitely wasn't Mungler. Johnny was sent among us for but a brief time and who can say that he hasn't brought a small ray of sunshine, nostalgia, or nausea into our lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 The plot thickens............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 It sure does........... You`re never alone with Scizophrenia ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I told you doubting Toms that it wasn't me. Now I am going to get Chuck Norris to sort you all out for blackening my character with such scurrilous accusations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 he's like an interbreed fenite from chatteris they all live in the 60's Or a Norfolk Boy from the Stoke Ferry/Feltwell/Southery triangle. They are all mean guitar players cos having the extra fingers makes plucking the strings a lot easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Somewhat indicative of your legal prowess, no? That you choose to seek satisfaction in this matter by ageing beardy actor than swift litigation through our fine justice system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Tin hat on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 he's like an interbreed fenite from chatteris they all live in the 60's Or a Norfolk Boy from the Stoke Ferry/Feltwell/Southery triangle. They are all mean guitar players cos having the extra fingers makes plucking the strings a lot easier. Ain't that the truth.... Adios Johnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Cheerio Johnny Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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