bobt Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer **** sake, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 That's brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 isnt that classed as racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Who cares it's a cracker! It's the way he tells them LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_HMR Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 Funny cause its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 so we can post racist jokes then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 so we can post racist jokes then For gods sake man GET A LIFE it's nothing more than a Humourous jest! What are you a proof reader? LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 col, read it the way it was written. then re read it and act like an adult or run off and post your **** elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 just checking so i can tell n***** jokes .do you think its ok to take the **** out of the irish looking at that photo on your post,you cant do that about anyone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_HMR Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 have a bit of sense man thats humour racism is a different thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 This thread hasn't long to live. There have been Irish, English, Scottish and Welsh jokes on here as long as I can remember (and a lot further back I would wager). I am sure they wouldn't get posted if anyone got offended so just lighten up mate. What is life if we can't poke fun at each other in a jovial way? I am sure the Irish boys on here don't think we actually think the Irish are as portrayed in silly jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 pinned number 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 just checking so i can tell n***** jokes .do you think its ok to take the **** out of the irish looking at that photo on your post,you cant do that about anyone . Two words mate! First begins with F Father Ted If taking the urine out of the Irish is Racist then that program wouldn't have ran for as long as it did would it? LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 What photo ? my avatar you mean ? well that is one i picked up from the log in process. Strange as it may seem its a photo of a dog. Do you live in a world where all jokes are about topics where no one gets the mickey taken ? how much i look forward to your knock knock ones. If you want to use the word n****r then go ahead, surely you can do better than that though ? you have already shot yourself in the foot posting your reply. Remind me which bridge you live under and mind your carbon footprint. My lab has more sense than someone who was posting a response for ten minutes.ooh please dont think im being racist against a choc lab. you cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 What photo ? my avatar you mean ? well that is one i picked up from the log in process. Strange as it may seem its a photo of a dog. Do you live in a world where all jokes are about topics where no one gets the mickey taken ? how much i look forward to your knock knock ones. If you want to use the word n****r then go ahead, surely you can do better than that though ? you have already shot yourself in the foot posting your reply. Remind me which bridge you live under and mind your carbon footprint. My lab has more sense than someone who was posting a response for ten minutes.ooh please dont think im being racist against a choc lab. you cock Now now Digger lets not hold back shall we Lets play nice Where is HD and his obsession of spanking when you need him LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 if you cant take it dont throw it LORD GERDIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 fair comment LG. apologies to all except the troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I find the fact that you have deliberately misspelled "Geordie" racist and I demand you are banned immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 if you cant take it dont throw it LORD GERDIE I can take more than you think As for the Throwing i will leave that to you as you seem to have perfected it durin throwing your Dummy Johnny razor had NOTHING on me LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I find the fact that you have deliberately misspelled "Geordie" racist and I demand you are banned immediately! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 SORRY PIN IWAS TRYING TO OFFEND GERDIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I can send you another larger caps lock key if you are having bother seeing yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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