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Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.

 

He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path.

 

He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

 

Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.

 

The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.

 

Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Fer **** sake, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!â€

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This thread hasn't long to live. There have been Irish, English, Scottish and Welsh jokes on here as long as I can remember (and a lot further back I would wager). I am sure they wouldn't get posted if anyone got offended so just lighten up mate.

 

What is life if we can't poke fun at each other in a jovial way? I am sure the Irish boys on here don't think we actually think the Irish are as portrayed in silly jokes.

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just checking so i can tell n***** jokes .do you think its ok to take the **** out of the irish looking at that photo on your post,you cant do that about anyone .

 

 

Two words mate!

 

First begins with F :blush:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Father Ted :blush:

 

If taking the urine out of the Irish is Racist then that program wouldn't have ran for as long as it did would it?

 

LG

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What photo ? my avatar you mean ? well that is one i picked up from the log in process. Strange as it may seem its a photo of a dog.

Do you live in a world where all jokes are about topics where no one gets the mickey taken ? how much i look forward to your knock knock ones.

If you want to use the word n****r then go ahead, surely you can do better than that though ? you have already shot yourself in the foot posting your reply.

Remind me which bridge you live under and mind your carbon footprint.

My lab has more sense than someone who was posting a response for ten minutes.ooh please dont think im being racist against a choc lab.

you cock

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What photo ? my avatar you mean ? well that is one i picked up from the log in process. Strange as it may seem its a photo of a dog.

Do you live in a world where all jokes are about topics where no one gets the mickey taken ? how much i look forward to your knock knock ones.

If you want to use the word n****r then go ahead, surely you can do better than that though ? you have already shot yourself in the foot posting your reply.

Remind me which bridge you live under and mind your carbon footprint.

My lab has more sense than someone who was posting a response for ten minutes.ooh please dont think im being racist against a choc lab.

you cock

 

Now now Digger lets not hold back shall we :blush:

 

Lets play nice :blush:

 

Where is HD and his obsession of spanking when you need him :lol::yes:

 

LG

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