photon Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) A ladyboy, They never have the need to talk afterwards. Edited January 15, 2015 by photon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Do the shooting thing during the day then a meal + overnight in Le Manoir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 It's my 30th this year in June, I had told my missus to get saving for a new Beretta, but she got pregnant instead, so the baby is due a week before my 30th, so I guess my 30th will be dirty nappies and sleep deprivation, and instead of a new Beretta it will be a pushchair, coat and carseat, living the dream! in all honesty I'm over the moon! What a mug lol Mines due in April But this is number 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brett1985 Posted January 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 hell, just seen the replies on here. knew i could rely on the PW massive for some interesting ideas..... i must admit, i do particulary like the idea of the 18 year old and 21 year old... vegas is out of the question im afraid, as is le manoir. a little too expensive at the moment. i'll try her with 18/21 year old suggestion but i think it may be a case of having some shooting lessons and a gun fit. may well look into the simulated day though as pentillie is only an hour away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Whoring in Amsterdam. You may even bring back a little memento of the trip for the missus if you're unlucky with STDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 A threesome with a hot 18 year old and hot 21 year old to make up for the missed previous parties. I take it you mean lasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinFerNan Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Might be a bit tame, but I did this recently - Local pub - I paid for a slap up Breakfast for about 20 mates (no beer), local clay shoot for a spot of shooting fun - include a flurry. Back to the pub for those beers. Simple but we all had a great day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I take it you mean lasses? yes i wondered that but who mentioned humans ? a trois could consist of a common carp and an elderly wart-hog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 yes i wondered that but who mentioned humans ? a trois could consist of a common carp and an elderly wart-hog Common carp are too slutty, it would have to be a pretty little crucian for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 yes i wondered that but who mentioned humans ? a trois could consist of a common carp and an elderly wart-hog could you de fang a pike? those things wriggle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 could you de fang a pike? those things wriggle! You do have some strange sexual habits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Common carp are too slutty, it would have to be a pretty little crucian for me. agreed but im not sure crucian reach the age criteria and it is probably an offence to partake of a daliance with an underage carp although again im not sure of the conversion to carp years, also it is a given that a threesome is best enjoyed with as many slutty participants as possible, warthogs for instance are renown for being dirty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 could you de fang a pike? those things wriggle! I think the royal society for the protection of fish would not like de-fanging, what do you mean wriggle a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 I think the royal society for the protection of fish would not like de-fanging, what do you mean wriggle a bit have you ever caught one? by golly they go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshwarrior Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Go somewhere different that you'd not normally go to do something most people won't ever do. I spent my 30th in Afganistan and wish I'd been at home and gone out for a meal with friends and family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) I take it you mean lasses? Yes. Edited January 16, 2015 by TriBsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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