pavman Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjeJi07O7uQ&...ted&search= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Personally speaking Pavman I'm with the Peoples Front for the Liberation of Judea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 SPLITTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 SPLITTER! Vole's nose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You've lost me there mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Bring me shrubberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You've lost me there mate Apologies - I got it wrong....I meant wolf nipple chips http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-07.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Went and saw Spamalot the other week in London. Pretty good actually and had a proper TV actor standing in for one of the main characters. The jokes still makes me laugh and one of the guys that tagged along had never seen the film. He was laughing like a drain all the way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You've lost me there mate Apologies - I got it wrong....I meant wolf nipple chips http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-07.htm Classic guess i am not the only python fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 What's your favorite colour? Blue, er no red.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popgun Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You can't beat the old ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Romanes eunt domus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonp Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 You should ALL go and see Spamalot on the west- (Palace Theatre) :-) Its AWESOME if you love all things Python :-) Si Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 There he is! Where? There! What? Behind the rabbit? It *is* the rabbit! You silly sod! What? You got us all worked up! Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. Ohh. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! You ***! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Get stuffed! He'll do you up a treat, mate. Oh, yeah? You manky Scots ***! I'm warning you! What's he do? Nibble your bum? He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! No the rabbit you want to meet on your shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I have watched the Flying Circus re-runs on sky, classic. Remember the "Importance of not being seen" sketch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=MGRlm5FRteI True classics, i'm never gonna get any work done today now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 There he is! Where? There! What? Behind the rabbit? It *is* the rabbit! You silly sod! What? You got us all worked up! Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. Ohh. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! You ***! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Get stuffed! He'll do you up a treat, mate. Oh, yeah? You manky Scots ***! I'm warning you! What's he do? Nibble your bum? He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! No the rabbit you want to meet on your shoot this is the one,,,,,Fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Personally speaking Pavman I'm with the Peoples Front for the Liberation of Judea The Peoples Front of Judea? **** OFF I'm for the Judean Peoples Front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Alright, I AM the 'king Messiah. Now **** off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Alright, I AM the 'king Messiah. Now **** off. DaveK you're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyjaimz Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 "if you do not appease us, you will never make it through these woods........ alive......" "you must chop down the bigest tree in the woods.......with.........a herring!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Who are you? We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"! No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"! The same. Who are we? We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm! Nee-womm! Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No! We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us. Well what is it you want? We want..... (pregnant pause) A SHRUBBERY!!!! A WHAT? Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni! No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery. You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive. O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. One that looks nice. Of course! And not too expensive. Yes! Noowwwww.... GO! (music) O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem.... What is that? We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"! Ni! Shh! Shh! We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm". Ni! Therefore, we must give you a test. What is this test, O Knights of..... Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"? Firstly, you must find.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!! Oh not another shrubbery!! THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ye gods.... They're everywhere! Lunatics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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