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I hope its a wind up.....if not then I bet the tattooist got a good shoe-ing.....thats bloody awful.....there was a Newcastle fan who got a giant tattoo of Andy Cole(striker for newcastle) and as life is, he promptly transferred over to Man Utd. the only thing the tattoist could change andy cole into was a great big Harley davidson.....the bloke didn't even like motorbikes but it was better than having a man Utd player all over his body.

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Don’t know how true it is but I heard about a “Partick Thistle†fan who got rat-***** and had a tattoo of his club put on.

He had this tattoo on for ages before someone noticed that the dozy tattooist had written “Patrick Thistle†by mistake. :good:

G.M.

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i knew a girl who went to get 2 butterflies on each cheek of her bum, the tattooist said" i cant do butterflies, only bees she sez "ok then do them", when she gets home she tells her husband, "show me" sez he, she lifts her skirt up bends over, husband sez " who the bloody hell is bob" :good::lol:

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i knew a girl who went to get 2 butterflies on each cheek of her bum, the tattooist said" i cant do butterflies, only bees she sez "ok then do them", when she gets home she tells her husband, "show me" sez he, she lifts her skirt up bends over, husband sez " who the bloody hell is bob" :good::lol:

 

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I hope its a wind up.....if not then I bet the tattooist got a good shoe-ing.....thats bloody awful.....there was a Newcastle fan who got a giant tattoo of Andy Cole(striker for newcastle) and as life is, he promptly transferred over to Man Utd. the only thing the tattoist could change andy cole into was a great big Harley davidson.....the bloke didn't even like motorbikes but it was better than having a man Utd player all over his body.

 

 

What idiot would get a premiership football player as a tattoo....Its not as if players dont transfer?

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That's shocking :good:

 

It is very easy to make a mistake when choosing ink :lol:

 

I had a mate that had a sort of skull/winged thing on his upper arm (we were sort of bikers back then) and while walking around the Kent bike show in the mid eighties that was put on by the Kent chapter of the hells angels, he was spotted by a probationer who reported my friends faux pa. The upshot was him being dragged off to the tattoo tent and the resident artist was forced to black the whole area.

 

It didn't look pretty and from that day on he was known as spot.

 

We still laugh about it now, well I do, so let that be a lesson you all it's for life chaps.

 

 

 

 

 

LB

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i knew a girl who went to get 2 butterflies on each cheek of her bum, the tattooist said" i cant do butterflies, only bees she sez "ok then do them", when she gets home she tells her husband, "show me" sez he, she lifts her skirt up bends over, husband sez " who the bloody hell is bob" :good:;)

Hooray!! that joke has made me laugh that much i neally fell of my chair thats even better than snakebites !!! :lol:

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Any reputable Tattooist should have a photographic port-folio for you to look at of work that they have done, I emphasise this because some will show you photographs of tattoos done by other artists, but will then assure you that they can do that as well just as good no problem!!

Personal recommendations or getting to see the artists work first hand is best, or you end up with..... something else. :good:

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