ditchman Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 have always turned my nose up at track suits..(apart when i was in the army had a pleasant maroon coloured one) got one today.......... £20.97p These items of clothing are just as good for old folk as young folk they should be on the NHS you should recieve your first one at 65 nice thick material to soak up bladder problems works well as a stab vest no bloody turnups hides love handels big hood to protect your blue rinse before going to bingo big hood to hide your identity on a drive by E-Scooter stabbing zips on all pockets so you dont lose your pension book zips on all pockets so you dont lose wads of £20's and your stash when running from the plod quick pull down trousers for emergency toilet quick pull down trousers for emergency rogering i may look like a well used Ferrari.............but i have the performance of a 2nd hand lawnmower i am now thinking about buying a shell suit "better to burn out than fade away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 Pictures. With or without CROCS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Dougy said: Pictures. With or without CROCS And socks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 Why do you want to look like a drug dealer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Why do you want to look like a drug dealer? because its comfortable...........im going to put some halogen lights in the loft tomorrow...and then run the house on economy 14... when i dance i will put my hood up and my left hand will be grabbing my crotch and will stoop slightly and jab my finger in the air............you see i have it all worked out Edited August 3, 2021 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 Only problem with a tracky is you have to double everywhere. 🤭🤐 Never trust anyone wearing a clean track suit.🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, Centrepin said: Only problem with a tracky is you have to double everywhere. 🤭🤐 Never trust anyone wearing a clean track suit.🙄 its alright im wearing incontinant pants...'cept they pinch and chafe a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 You will go down well in Berwick-Upon-Tweed, the trackie is all they wear there, you can spot a resident chav a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 12 hours ago, ditchman said: its alright im wearing incontinant pants...'cept they pinch and chafe a bit There's always this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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