mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: i knew i shouldnt have posted this topic/request.............back to the old abuse of yesteryear A man of your calibre shouldn't be watching TV. no sir , a man of you calibre should be in his shed , designing a automatic hamster removal implement . Edited June 25, 2022 by mel b3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: A man of your calibre shouldn't be watching TV. no sir , a man of you calibre should be in his shed , designing a automatic hamster removal implement . thats gross...who will i send the prototype to ..for rigorous testing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: thats gross...who will i send the prototype to ..for rigorous testing ? Traditionally, prototypes are tested by the originator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, amateur said: Traditionally, prototypes are tested by the originator. im not a traditionalist............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: thats gross...who will i send the prototype to ..for rigorous testing ? 6 minutes ago, amateur said: Traditionally, prototypes are tested by the originator. Yep , those Wright brothers didn't expect others to do their testing . I'm sure you'll be fine . Just test it on its lowest setting, so that it doesn't pull your kidneys out 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Yep , those Wright brothers didn't expect others to do their testing . I'm sure you'll be fine . Just test it on its lowest setting, so that it doesn't pull your kidneys out 😁. its me farmer giles im worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: its me farmer giles im worried about This is no time to show fear . The future of the world population of hamsters is in your hands 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹 🐹. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 (edited) What would the invention be called for removing 'the furry offender' 1) The 'Hammy Puller 2000' 2) The 'Rear Rodent Remover' 3) 'Hamster Gone' P,S Ditchy Have you watched the latest film for Dune, if you have seen the original and liked the narrative it is well worth a watch?, the latest is superb! Edited June 25, 2022 by 7daysinaweek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: What would the invention be called for removing 'the furry offender' 1) The 'Hammy Puller 2000' 2) The 'Rear Rodent Remover' 3) 'Hamster Gone' P,S Ditchy Have you watched the latest film for Dune, if you have seen the original and liked the narrative it is well worth a watch?, the latest is superb! I reckon the ditchmeister will go with . Aaaamster be gone boi 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadeyealan Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 25 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I reckon the ditchmeister will go with . Aaaamster be gone boi 😁 I hope were not going back to the old MOLE sarger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 36 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I reckon the ditchmeister will go with . Aaaamster be gone boi 😁 its called "The A.C.M.E Rodent retreival and reckonotering extraction device" i think thats a very catchy title.....should sell well..........Amazon have approached me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 hours ago, ditchman said: i knew i shouldnt have posted this topic/request.............back to the old abuse of yesteryear well at least i dont post stuff like "my wipers are sticking" The only reason your wipers would be sticking Simon is if fat Sarah sat on your windscreen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 30 minutes ago, Deadeyealan said: I hope were not going back to the old MOLE sarger. Oh no , just why did you have to mention the moles . He'll spend the rest of the day in a sherry and smoked kippers fueled rage now 😳 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Oh no , just why did you have to mention the moles . He'll spend the rest of the day in a sherry and smoked kippers fueled rage now 😳 😁 Oh no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh no! That's the one 😄😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Think I might have just had a result. Apparently Paramount+ is packaged with Sky Cinema and we get that for nowt (long story don't ask) so I'm gonna have a look later. @ditchman if you wanna come round one night, bring lots of cider and your welcome buddy. Hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 minute ago, manthing said: Think I might have just had a result. Apparently Paramount+ is packaged with Sky Cinema and we get that for nowt (long story don't ask) so I'm gonna have a look later. @ditchman if you wanna come round one night, bring lots of cider and your welcome buddy. Hehe. i know what you people and lots of cider do.........so in this instance i will have to decline TIGHTCHOKE is free i believe.....and Mel will bring his Hamsters and ginger stash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manthing Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 Just now, ditchman said: i know what you people and lots of cider do.........so in this instance i will have to decline TIGHTCHOKE is free i believe.....and Mel will bring his Hamsters and ginger stash 🤣🤣👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh no! yet another...truly depraved and awful picture you have from your library..........im still full of wonder and quite frankly gobsmacked as to how quickly you can precure these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 11 minutes ago, manthing said: Think I might have just had a result. Apparently Paramount+ is packaged with Sky Cinema and we get that for nowt (long story don't ask) so I'm gonna have a look later. @ditchman if you wanna come round one night, bring lots of cider and your welcome buddy. Hehe. Ditchman's bluff being called! 7 minutes ago, ditchman said: i know what you people and lots of cider do.........so in this instance i will have to decline TIGHTCHOKE is free i believe.....and Mel will bring his Hamsters and ginger stash I might well be free, not too far to Stafford. 2 minutes ago, ditchman said: yet another...truly depraved and awful picture you have from your library..........im still full of wonder and quite frankly gobsmacked as to how quickly you can precure these The all powerful works computer system at my disposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 22 minutes ago, manthing said: Think I might have just had a result. Apparently Paramount+ is packaged with Sky Cinema and we get that for nowt (long story don't ask) so I'm gonna have a look later. @ditchman if you wanna come round one night, bring lots of cider and your welcome buddy. Hehe. I can hear ditchman getting his bicycle clips polished , he'll be on the way shortly . He's gonna get you all cidered up , and give you a right old hamstering , yessir you're gonna wish you'd just asked for the ginger.😯 The best advice I can give you , is get plenty of ice ready , and try to sleep on your front for a few nights 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: its called "The A.C.M.E Rodent retreival and reckonotering extraction device" i think thats a very catchy title.....should sell well..........Amazon have approached me Ditchy, will we see it on the shopping channel. 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I can hear ditchman getting his bicycle clips polished , he'll be on the way shortly . He's gonna get you all cidered up , and give you a right old hamstering , yessir you're gonna wish you'd just asked for the ginger.😯 The best advice I can give you , is get plenty of ice ready , and try to sleep on your front for a few nights 👍. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I can hear ditchman getting his bicycle clips polished , he'll be on the way shortly . He's gonna get you all cidered up , and give you a right old hamstering , yessir you're gonna wish you'd just asked for the ginger.😯 The best advice I can give you , is get plenty of ice ready , and try to sleep on your front for a few nights 👍. These aren't images to be contemplated on such a lovely day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 25, 2022 Report Share Posted June 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, 7daysinaweek said: Ditchy, will we see it on the shopping channel. 🤣 Don't laugh , they'll be calling you when it all goes terribly wrong , and they need a doctor with very long fingers that knows how to keep schtum 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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