ditchman Posted Monday at 14:20 Report Share Posted Monday at 14:20 5 hours ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Do not put yourself down TT , Many many years ago I dated a lovely lady with a Coutts Bank Account !!!! although not lasting that long she was very down to earth as we say are you trying to tell us she liked anal sex ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Monday at 15:28 Report Share Posted Monday at 15:28 1 hour ago, ditchman said: are you trying to tell us she liked anal sex ? GORDON BENNET 😄. Just to keep you all up to speed . Nathan has forwarded pictures of his new friend , and a thorough inspection has been carried out 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 15:52 Report Share Posted Monday at 15:52 23 minutes ago, mel b3 said: GORDON BENNET 😄. Just to keep you all up to speed . Nathan has forwarded pictures of his new friend , and a thorough inspection has been carried out 👍. and folks just like to tell you that Mel is a nooks and crannies man.......very thurra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Monday at 16:12 Report Share Posted Monday at 16:12 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: and folks just like to tell you that Mel is a nooks and crannies man.......very thurra As you well know mate , I take these things very seriously. Following my thorough, and slightly invasive , inspection, I can confirm, that apart from , the Adams apple , the five o'clock shadow , and the hairy nutsack. You'd never know. You're good to go nath 👍. Fill your boots mate , and I promise not to tell a living soul ..... Honest .😇 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 17:42 Report Share Posted Monday at 17:42 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: As you well know mate , I take these things very seriously. Following my thorough, and slightly invasive , inspection, I can confirm, that apart from , the Adams apple , the five o'clock shadow , and the hairy nutsack. You'd never know. You're good to go nath 👍. Fill your boots mate , and I promise not to tell a living soul ..... Honest .😇 oh well done Mel..............so with a hairy nutsack (well spotted) its safe to say that Nathe is into "teabagging" then .......... Pheww....the things we find out about on good ole Pigeonwatch....who would have guessed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Monday at 18:17 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:17 33 minutes ago, ditchman said: oh well done Mel..............so with a hairy nutsack (well spotted) its safe to say that Nathe is into "teabagging" then .......... Pheww....the things we find out about on good ole Pigeonwatch....who would have guessed it He's known in tamworth as pg tips 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Monday at 18:32 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 18:32 🤣🤣🤣. You forgot the moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted Monday at 18:42 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:42 9 hours ago, ditchman said: im surprised this topic is not littered with Gordon Bennets They could be scattered in the backs of vehicles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 19:08 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:08 25 minutes ago, old man said: They could be scattered in the backs of vehicles? doggers dont like to hang out in backs of vans ...they prefer their amour's to be tied to a tree in a leafy spinney 52 minutes ago, mel b3 said: He's known in tamworth as pg tips 😇. ooohhh mel you are such a wag you wicked boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted Monday at 19:11 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:11 Just now, ditchman said: doggers dont like to hang out in backs of vans ...they prefer their amour's to be tied to a tree in a leafy spinney Says the voice of experience 😲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 19:15 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:15 1 minute ago, JKD said: Says the voice of experience 😲 no no no nooooo........im just working off Chanell 4 investigation programmes (after 9 o'clock).........they wear face masks and have fluffies and fish net stockings and are quite well built and normally not very intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted Monday at 19:16 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:16 (edited) 4 hours ago, ditchman said: are you trying to tell us she liked anal sex ? Hello, As D**K Emery would say, Oh you are Awful but i like you 🤔😄 Edited Monday at 19:17 by oldypigeonpopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted Monday at 20:04 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:04 48 minutes ago, ditchman said: no no no nooooo........im just working off Chanell 4 investigation programmes (after 9 o'clock).........they wear face masks and have fluffies and fish net stockings and are quite well built and normally not very intelligent Yeah yeah ! 🙄 That old excuse 😆🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Monday at 20:15 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:15 1 hour ago, team tractor said: 🤣🤣🤣. You forgot the moustache Come on. You know I'm far too polite to mention the moustache. I bet tightchoke has a suitable picture though 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Monday at 20:43 Report Share Posted Monday at 20:43 27 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Come on. You know I'm far too polite to mention the moustache. I bet tightchoke has a suitable picture though 😁. i bet she has hair on her tongue as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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