Single at Xmas

[ditchman]

39 minutes ago, team tractor said:

😂😂😂😂

Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . 
thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . 

is that "Tamworth speak" for pulling into a dogging layby..?.....you need to give Mel a buzz he knows all the sites  ...it will be creamed hamsters for tea...

[marsh man]

4 hours ago, team tractor said:

😂😂😂😂

Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . 
thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . 

If you have one that you can't fit in and think it might fit my criteria then I might just be your man , the shooting finish in two weeks time so I will have a bit more time , the two stents I had fitted should give me more energy and with my new teeth I can now eat a Banana , minus the skin of course , they need to like gun dogs , be able to set out a minimum of 12 thawed out Wood Pigeons and strong enough to carry the gear and any Pigeons that I manage to shoot , non smokers , drugs and drink , if you think of anything that I have forgot then please feel free ask , I can easily take them off road as in our county we haven't got that many roads that go anywhere . 

Edited 1 hour ago by marsh man

[TIGHTCHOKE]

A big pair of ....................................................................................................................eyes.

[oldypigeonpopper]

2 hours ago, team tractor said:

😂😂😂😂

Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . 
thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . 

Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!!

[team tractor]

1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said:

Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!!

I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns 

[ditchman]

1 hour ago, team tractor said:

I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns 

and you of coarse said yes ..........

[shaun4860]

1 hour ago, team tractor said:

I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns 

So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳

We may never hear from you again 🫣

[team tractor]

9 minutes ago, ditchman said:

and you of coarse said yes ..........

Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start 

9 minutes ago, shaun4860 said:

So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳

We may never hear from you again 🫣

I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. 
 

it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. 
 

funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too 

[shaun4860]

12 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start 

I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. 
 

it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. 
 

funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too 

😂😂😂