mel b3 Posted Sunday at 05:15 Report Share Posted Sunday at 05:15 5 hours ago, shaun4860 said: She wants to take him into the countryside with a shotgun to “have a go” I think she is intending to do him in 🫣 Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍. 5 hours ago, ditchman said: He needs to buy a Tight Zoom ring......i think there is one for sale on the forum ohhh so in Tamworth "shooting the turnip" is a sexual act in the local vernacular !!!! Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means. " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " . Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 06:26 Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:26 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍. Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means. " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " . Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇. Is that why he walks funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 07:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 07:54 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍. Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means. " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " . Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇. jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 07:58 Report Share Posted Sunday at 07:58 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about I thought you were the "mole" expert............................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 07:59 Report Share Posted Sunday at 07:59 Just now, TIGHTCHOKE said: I thought you were the "mole" expert............................... i lost me traps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted Sunday at 08:00 Report Share Posted Sunday at 08:00 Just now, ditchman said: i lost me traps Along with your sanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 10:51 Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:51 2 hours ago, ditchman said: jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about Turned out it wasn't a mole , it was a hamster 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 15:47 Report Share Posted Sunday at 15:47 4 hours ago, mel b3 said: Turned out it wasn't a mole , it was a hamster 😁 Apparently they all look the same in the dark...................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Sunday at 16:08 Report Share Posted Sunday at 16:08 20 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Apparently they all look the same in the dark......................................data:image/gif;base64,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 Hamster needs more sticky back plastic as they are more fragile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 16:09 Report Share Posted Sunday at 16:09 I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 16:12 Report Share Posted Sunday at 16:12 24 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Apparently they all look the same in the dark...................................... It was an innocent mistake, that could happen to anyone 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Sunday at 18:52 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 18:52 Well I’m alive and she used up all my .410 carts blowing up potatoes I’d chucked out . We had a meal back at mine after too , spent the afternoon together. 10 hours ago, ditchman said: jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about He was arrested by the rspca 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted Sunday at 19:02 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:02 7 minutes ago, team tractor said: spent the afternoon together. Good lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 19:24 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:24 30 minutes ago, team tractor said: Well I’m alive and she used up all my .410 carts blowing up potatoes I’d chucked out . Next time I go out on a date with a woman , I reckon I'll take her potato shooting. What woman could resist that mate 😄. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 19:26 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:26 Just now, mel b3 said: Next time I go out on a date with a woman , I reckon I'll take her potato shooting. What woman could resist that mate 😄. I was just thinking the same thing, a sure fire date killing spuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 19:29 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:29 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I was just thinking the same thing, a sure fire date killing spuds. I might join a dating site , and ask if any women would like to have a go on my spud gun . I'll be right in there 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 19:31 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:31 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I might join a dating site , and ask if any women would like to have a go on my spud gun . I'll be right in there 😁 They're not made of wood mate, they'll be all over you like a rash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 19:36 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:36 how would you use this vernacular "i want to blow up your potatoe" "i like killin spuds" "ohhh i like your spud gun" you certainly know how to treat a lady .....(i take it she was/is a lady ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 19:38 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:38 4 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: They're not made of wood mate, they'll be all over you like a rash. And who could blame them with an offer like that . I had a twitch just typing it😳 3 minutes ago, ditchman said: how would you use this vernacular "i want to blow up your potatoe" "i like killin spuds" "ohhh i like your spud gun" you certainly know how to treat a lady .....(i take it she was/is a lady ) He probably asked if she takes it up the king edward.😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 19:41 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:41 2 minutes ago, mel b3 said: And who could blame them with an offer like that . I had a twitch just typing it😳 and did you attend to your "twich" perchance ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 19:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:42 Just now, ditchman said: and did you attend to your "twich" perchance ? No , I can't stop laughing 😆. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 19:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:42 I say, is there any particular type of potato you favour for a little light mashing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 19:45 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:45 1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I say, is there any particular type of potato you favour for a little light mashing? he prefers to suck on the king edward.......bit of a Clintorism doing stuff in the Oral office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 19:46 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:46 Oh Monica, how could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 19:48 Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:48 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: I say, is there any particular type of potato you favour for a little light mashing? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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