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5 hours ago, shaun4860 said:

She wants to take him into the countryside with a shotgun to “have a go”

I think she is intending to do him in 🫣

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Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍.

5 hours ago, ditchman said:

He needs to buy a Tight Zoom ring......i think there is one for sale on the forum

ohhh so in Tamworth "shooting the turnip"  is a sexual act in the local vernacular !!!!

Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means.  " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " .

Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇.

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍.

Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means.  " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " .

Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇.

Is that why he walks funny?

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2 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Definitely a one way ticket shaun 👍.

Shooting the turnip is dogging code mate. It means.  " I'm bringing my husband to ride you like a Blackpool donkey " .

Don't worry about it though , nath has been ridden like a Blackpool donkey loads of times 😇.

jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge

How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about

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3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge

How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about

I thought you were the "mole" expert...............................

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2 hours ago, ditchman said:

jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge

How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about

Turned out it wasn't a mole , it was a hamster 😁

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20 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Apparently they all look the same in the dark......................................data:image/gif;base64,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

Hamster needs more sticky back plastic as they are more fragile

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Well I’m alive and she used up all my .410 carts blowing up potatoes I’d chucked out . 
We had a meal back at mine after too , spent the afternoon together. 

10 hours ago, ditchman said:

jeesus you know sooo much..i am in awe of your knowledge

How did the operation go at Tipton General Hostpital go ...when you had that unsightly mole removed from your bottom..?......the one people complained about

 He was arrested by the rspca 🤣

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30 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Well I’m alive and she used up all my .410 carts blowing up potatoes I’d chucked out . 
 

Next time I go out on a date with a woman , I reckon I'll take her potato shooting. What woman could resist that mate 😄.

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4 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

They're not made of wood mate, they'll be all over you like a rash.  :good:

And who could blame them with an offer like that .  I had a twitch just typing it😳

3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

how would you use this vernacular

"i want to blow up your potatoe"

"i like killin spuds"

"ohhh i like your spud gun"

 

you certainly know how to treat a lady .....(i take it she was/is a lady )

 

He probably asked if she takes it up the king edward.😄

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