Its coming...

[yates]

On 17/01/2025 at 22:15, hushpower said:

A food Picasso.  Looks the dogs. Well presented. Will we be seeing you on  master chef any time soon?

Jesus, if Greg Wallace was removed from the show for inappropriate sexualised behaviour how long will Ditchie last. Fat Sarah will heading straight to the tabloids 

Edited 2 hours ago by yates

[JKD]

13 hours ago, hushpower said:

A food Picasso.  Looks the dogs. Well presented. Will we be seeing you on  master chef any time soon?

 

1 hour ago, yates said:

Jesus, if Greg Wallace was removed from the show for inappropriate serialised behaviour how long will Ditchie last. Fat Sarah will heading straight to the tabloids 

He'd never get through the first round of the 'Chef's challenge', or the invention test,,,, he'd take waaayyy tooooo loooonng 🤦‍♂️ 😂

[marsh man]

2 hours ago, JKD said:

 

He'd never get through the first round of the 'Chef's challenge', or the invention test,,,, he'd take waaayyy tooooo loooonng 🤦‍♂️ 😂

You might well be right J K D , but when you reach a certain age then you are entitled to a tea break or to consume  something slightly stronger in this cold weather , you know what they used to say that , all good things are worth waiting for and you know as well as anyone that you cannot rush a good tradesman , it can and will take as long as need be 

[TIGHTCHOKE]

22 minutes ago, marsh man said:

You might well be right J K D , but when you reach a certain age then you are entitled to a tea break or to consume  something slightly stronger in this cold weather , you know what they used to say that , all good things are worth waiting for and you know as well as anyone that you cannot rush a good tradesman , it can and will take as long as need be 

So can we expect you posting that you're going to put the kettle on?

[JKD]

20 minutes ago, marsh man said:

You might well be right J K D , but when you reach a certain age then you are entitled to a tea break or to consume  something slightly stronger in this cold weather , you know what they used to say that , all good things are worth waiting for and you know as well as anyone that you cannot rush a good tradesman , it can and will take as long as need be 

Yup, but they'll be shouting that "TIMES UP, THAT'S IT, STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! " and ditchy will reply with,,,, "It's coming...... You'llhave to wait a couple of hours" 🤦‍♂️

[ditchman]

you lot ...i take it............have very little to do today

im finishing the curry off just the nu...and had sooo many bloody complaints about me courgette i am having it with PSB today.......which you will be thankful im not posting it up today

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Marvellous.

[welsh1]

6 hours ago, bruno22rf said:

Nowt wrong with courgettes in a curry Sir, ever tried Zucchini Sabzi? Looks spot on to me but might I suggest you try cooking for longer if you use powder as it really brings the flavour out?

The only good courgette is one in the bin, the wife cooks with them all the time, slimy tasteless lumps.

[ditchman]

9 minutes ago, welsh1 said:

The only good courgette is one in the bin, the wife cooks with them all the time, slimy tasteless lumps.

you wicked wicked cougette hating man...........i happen to be a member of the CLF..courgette liberation front

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Just now, ditchman said:

you wicked wicked cougette hating man...........i happen to be a member of the CLF..courgette liberation front

Meeting in the phone box later.  

[ditchman]

1 minute ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Meeting in the phone box later.  

Gadifi was well aware of the power of comunications network.........BE AWARE

[TIGHTCHOKE]

Just now, ditchman said:

Gadifi was well aware of the power of comunications network.........BE AWARE

And he's long dead, get back in your (phone) box..................

[bruno22rf]

1 hour ago, welsh1 said:

The only good courgette is one in the bin, the wife cooks with them all the time, slimy tasteless lumps.

Then may I suggest your wife tries a sabzi - you'll be converted 😛.

[marsh man]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

you lot ...i take it............have very little to do today

im finishing the curry off just the nu...and had sooo many bloody complaints about me courgette i am having it with PSB today.......which you will be thankful im not posting it up today

Please take note Simon , I gave the panel a valid reason why the long awaited evening meal you a bit longer than expected , these things happen and I should know because to get slightly Brown chips so Mr J K D don't leave me a negative feedback I have to leave them in the oven twice as long as the instructions state , I dread to think what my electric bill is going to be when the postman put it in my letterbox but then again if it keep the critics happy then it is worth every penny , or should I say pound . 

3 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

So can we expect you posting that you're going to put the kettle on?

No I am sorry the kittle was steaming away before I put the P C on as I had a walk all the way around my marshes this afternoon and I never even pulled the trigger , a few odd Teal got out the dykes but I didn't really want any and with the dykes on the low side my dog would had got his bottom half covered in mud and to get out it would had been a vertical climb so I let them carry on with life , and after a lot of sniffing and tail wagging my dog finally put up a Hen Pheasant , as I don't shoot Hens down the marsh then again that went away without any lead shot trying to catch it up , time I got back a little after four it was either getting very cold or I was feeling it , I will very shortly be putting my tea on and as a clue it will not contain any Chicken .  

[ditchman]

46 minutes ago, marsh man said:

Please take note Simon , I gave the panel a valid reason why the long awaited evening meal you a bit longer than expected , these things happen and I should know because to get slightly Brown chips so Mr J K D don't leave me a negative feedback I have to leave them in the oven twice as long as the instructions state , I dread to think what my electric bill is going to be when the postman put it in my letterbox but then again if it keep the critics happy then it is worth every penny , or should I say pound . 

No I am sorry the kittle was steaming away before I put the P C on as I had a walk all the way around my marshes this afternoon and I never even pulled the trigger , a few odd Teal got out the dykes but I didn't really want any and with the dykes on the low side my dog would had got his bottom half covered in mud and to get out it would had been a vertical climb so I let them carry on with life , and after a lot of sniffing and tail wagging my dog finally put up a Hen Pheasant , as I don't shoot Hens down the marsh then again that went away without any lead shot trying to catch it up , time I got back a little after four it was either getting very cold or I was feeling it , I will very shortly be putting my tea on and as a clue it will not contain any Chicken .  

it has turned cold today..the slight breeze cuts right thro you (a lazy wind)...it was 2degs here but felt like -2degs

[marsh man]

2 minutes ago, ditchman said:

it has turned cold today..the slight breeze cuts right thro you (a lazy wind)...it was 2degs here but felt like -2degs

We were a bit warmer down South , or should I say a little bit warmer , when I was coming home this afternoon it got to the dizzy height of three degrees , it go up and down like a yo yo lately . roll on when it go up and stay up , we are talking the temperature of course 

[ditchman]

1 minute ago, marsh man said:

We were a bit warmer down South , or should I say a little bit warmer , when I was coming home this afternoon it got to the dizzy height of three degrees , it go up and down like a yo yo lately . roll on when it go up and stay up , we are talking the temperature of course 

oh you wag