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As you can properly guess I was never really into Valentines day with cards , flowers and dining out , the nearest I ever got to it was years ago when we had a Pizza on the night of the 14th as I had been working late , when I went after it they had done the bases in a heart shape just as a one off , getting home my wife had thought I had finally got all romantic until a bit later I told her the truth , we laughed about that on several Valentines days in the years ahead after that ( special ) one.

I did also one year buy her a lovely bunch of Red Roses , she was over the moon and thought I had came into some money , after all the excitement she then realised it was three days after the Valentines day and everything had been greatly reduced , still it was the thought that count, see I have got some romance somewhere in my tiny brain :drinks:

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I felt sick after eating to much chocolate yesterday. Thanks for all the cards guys 😂😂😂
ok I went ALDI and bought my own choc . I’d just done a 24 hour fasting and the sugar was a bit much .
 I’ve actually seen someone 4 times this last week but due to her having a problem son it’s been called off .

Man she was beautiful. The underwear model .  I liked this one too . Her son is 6’8” and got a temper . Smashing things up around the house . She was meant to be staying this weekend. 

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27 minutes ago, team tractor said:

I felt sick after eating to much chocolate yesterday. Thanks for all the cards guys 😂😂😂
ok I went ALDI and bought my own choc . I’d just done a 24 hour fasting and the sugar was a bit much .
 I’ve actually seen someone 4 times this last week but due to her having a problem son it’s been called off .

Man she was beautiful. The underwear model .  I liked this one too . Her son is 6’8” and got a temper . Smashing things up around the house . She was meant to be staying this weekend. 

Her son smashing the woodwork up around the house could end up in your favour , I am sure you have got a few off cuts in the workshop that you could put to good use and earn yourself a few Brownie points , mind you I wouldn't be that happy with a six foot odd lad keep losing his temper , on second thoughts I would give it a miss and keep the off cuts the next damsel in distress , there is sure to be one.... two ... three ...........:drinks:

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40 minutes ago, team tractor said:

I felt sick after eating to much chocolate yesterday. Thanks for all the cards guys 😂😂😂
ok I went ALDI and bought my own choc . I’d just done a 24 hour fasting and the sugar was a bit much .
 I’ve actually seen someone 4 times this last week but due to her having a problem son it’s been called off .

Man she was beautiful. The underwear model .  I liked this one too . Her son is 6’8” and got a temper . Smashing things up around the house . She was meant to be staying this weekend. 

Boy can you pick 'em...........................:rolleyes:

 

Leave the boy at home and get round to it.

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22 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Boy can you pick 'em...........................:rolleyes:

 

Leave the boy at home and get round to it.

She did leave him at home and even came and had lunch at work with me . 
visited my house . I’m actually gutted on this one . Man she was lovely 😢

30 minutes ago, marsh man said:

Her son smashing the woodwork up around the house could end up in your favour , I am sure you have got a few off cuts in the workshop that you could put to good use and earn yourself a few Brownie points , mind you I wouldn't be that happy with a six foot odd lad keep losing his temper , on second thoughts I would give it a miss and keep the off cuts the next damsel in distress , there is sure to be one.... two ... three ...........:drinks:

I’ve enough to do on my house 😂. Kind of wish she’d just turn up 

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16 minutes ago, team tractor said:

She did leave him at home and even came and had lunch at work with me . 
visited my house . I’m actually gutted on this one . Man she was lovely 😢

I’ve enough to do on my house 😂. Kind of wish she’d just turn up 

Unless you are into the very young, they will usually come with baggage

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29 minutes ago, amateur said:

Unless you are into the very young, they will usually come with baggage

I’m happy with baggage 👍. My oldest daughter is now 19 and I raised her after finding out her mum was pregnant. We’d dated a month and found she was 3 months . Stayed mates and had my son 😂
ex wife was 18 when we met and I was 30 . Surprisingly she had no kids . Then 😂
 

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56 minutes ago, team tractor said:

She did leave him at home and even came and had lunch at work with me . 
visited my house . I’m actually gutted on this one . Man she was lovely 😢

I’ve enough to do on my house 😂. Kind of wish she’d just turn up 

Nought wrong with a bit of Afternoon delight and sending her home 

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