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23 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said:

Yes, I know, but why did you join as the bearded lady?  

I'd be waiting for just the right occasion to wear my new frock .  Just for the record , I looked amazing 😁

21 minutes ago, ditchman said:

he was after the contorsionist...to try something new out so he wouldnt do his back in

For a fat lad , I'm very flexible. I can bend either way😉

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2 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Man I need another lock down . 😂😂😂
last time I never went more than a week between women in the sack . 
honestly I’ve found some right nutters 

Nath, it is a PUBLIC SERVICE you are providing and you should be funded by the government.  :good:

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23 minutes ago, team tractor said:

Man I need another lock down . 😂😂😂
last time I never went more than a week between women in the sack . 
honestly I’ve found some right nutters 

Don't worry mate . They just know that you're a homosexual,  and don't want to upset you by offering sex with an actual real lady 😄.

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11 hours ago, mel b3 said:

Being addicted to it isn't the problem , getting it is the problem 😁.

he is addicted to trying to get it..............self abusment aleaviates the build up of pressure.........do you experience any "night emmisions" ?

we are all trying to help you...including Mel

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6 hours ago, ditchman said:

he is addicted to trying to get it..............self abusment aleaviates the build up of pressure.........do you experience any "night emmisions" ?

we are all trying to help you...including Mel

He's definitely a night time Dribbler 😄.

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52 minutes ago, old man said:

A cheaper option would be for him to craft a splint?

He could get away with a matchstick and a very small sticking plaster 😄.

10 minutes ago, ditchman said:

i order up a commercial load of viagra every late spring......

...........and spread them on my lettuces to keep them stiff & crispy

I did hear the pw rumours that you like to nosh the stiff ones 😇.

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