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Dear PW

 

I want to work in an abattoir but feel faint at sight of blood what should I do???

Dear DrW

This used to be a very common ailment, medicine has however recently made tremendous advances in treatment of these weirdisms, as they are known in the medical profession, ('kinbonkers, to give the latin name).

Therapy involves the use of a SGC that you may or may not have, free-range eggs and passing cars. In the event that the EU bans the use of free range eggs, as they are in fact unborn young, and have the right to live, we are preparing an alternative therapy based on "ripping heads off and criminal damage to property", however your aversion to blood may preclude this therapy.

Regards, Dr. Crippen-Viking.

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