malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 any Ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Hoo flung dung??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 He hasn't gone anywhere, his post has been taken offline while we look at it's validity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 He hasn't gone anywhere, his post has been taken offline while we look at it's validity. Can't fathom this reply. Do you mean varidity? Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Sum ting wong yu stin ki pu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Can the mod who is checking it out send me the chinese characters please... I will translate it properly not on Yahoo translater... thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Something was a-miss there. Either a wind up, or genuine. In which case its probably best removed in either case because this chap was admitting to owning an illiegle weapon according to the Chinese laws of gun ownership. I saw around eight people veiwing that thread just before it got zapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleabag Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 just so we can understand him when he comes back Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese[/color] That's not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP ; Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum **** Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone! No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week! Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) so for the serious bit....................... The Chinese chappie said:- Do you understand chinese? I am a friend in China. This is our countries most (there is a word missing from his text here) forum. The characters are all 100% correct but there is a word missing to make perfect sense of the last sentence. hope this helps Malk Edited July 8, 2008 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 The original thread has been replaced, with some posts deleted. We are sure this is a genuine new member and would expect them to be made welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I just hope that he has a sense of humour, he's going to need it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I just hope that he has a sense of humour, he's going to need it! I've shared some of the PW Chinese jokes with Chinese friends who do laugh at them quite a bit ..... This is PW not PC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I just hope that he has a sense of humour, he's going to need it! I've shared some of the PW Chinese jokes with Chinese friends who do laugh at them quite a bit ..... This is PW not PC Now you have me curious, what type of humour do they find amusing? Is there an area of humour that they do not find as amusing as us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I just hope that he has a sense of humour, he's going to need it! I've shared some of the PW Chinese jokes with Chinese friends who do laugh at them quite a bit ..... This is PW not PC Now you have me curious, what type of humour do they find amusing? Is there an area of humour that they do not find as amusing as us? If the people are educated and accept language nonsense in a light hearted way then the jokes are just fun. They find "Little Britain" much funnier. For mainland Chinese political jokes against the state are not good. So pro Taiwan+Tibet jokes and talk will not be funny and may be offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Interesting, is there a country that is the butt of their jokes, as in the man from ? All countries have a neighbouring country that is on the receiving end of the jokes, ie with us it's Ireland, with Denmark it's the Swedes, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Interesting, is there a country that is the butt of their jokes, as in the man from ? All countries have a neighbouring country that is on the receiving end of the jokes, ie with us it's Ireland, with Denmark it's the Swedes, etc. There are 56 provinces in China all with different dialects, these can be the basis for much fun. As for other cultures, Japan is the one and they are just rude about the Japanese which stems from the WW11 killings of Chinese which outnumbered the Nazis of the Jews by a very long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) I assume that you have worked/lived over there? For how long? Prompted by your statement, I've had a look around the net and came across this; It is very difficult to come up with an accurate number of Chinese killed by direct or indirect Japanese action during WWII. Most sources seem to indicate that the figure is around the 10 to 12 million mark (2.1 mil. military casualties and 9 mil. civilian casualties). Many sources I find include deaths attributed to fighting between Chinese Nationalists and Communists forces, and natural disasters (mainly drought and flood) in their totals, making a final accurate tally almost impossible. Though horrendous and unforgivable, the numbers still pale in comparison to casualties inflicted on the Soviet Union by the Nazis. An interesting side note is that since WWII more than 38 million Chinese have been killed by their own communist government. Where is the outcry over that? Edited July 8, 2008 by bob300w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I assume that you have worked/lived over there? For how long? Prompted by your statement, I've had a look around the net and came across this; It is very difficult to come up with an accurate number of Chinese killed by direct or indirect Japanese action during WWII. Most sources seem to indicate that the figure is around the 10 to 12 million mark (2.1 mil. military casualties and 9 mil. civilian casualties). Many sources I find include deaths attributed to fighting between Chinese Nationalists and Communists forces, and natural disasters (mainly drought and flood) in their totals, making a final accurate tally almost impossible. Though horrendous and unforgivable, the numbers still pale in comparison to casualties inflicted on the Soviet Union by the Nazis. An interesting side note is that since WWII more than 38 million Chinese have been killed by their own communist government. Where is the outcry over that? And to think they will soon take over america as the superpower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) Is that a bad thing? so far China doesnt seem to be the one threatening half the world, and start wars in all sorts of remote places 'Because God told me too' (as Bush once said). I say go for it China. They work hard, maybe they deserve it.. maybe they will make a safer super power oneday then America. They have a long way to come, but they are certainly improving political wise and economy wise. Edited July 8, 2008 by Hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Is that a bad thing? so far China doesnt seem to be the one threatening half the world, and start wars in all sorts of remote places 'Because God told me too' (as Bush once said).I say go for it China. They work hard, maybe they deserve it.. maybe they will make a safer super power oneday then America. They have a long way to come, but they are certainly improving political wise and economy wise. No offence Hunter but you might want to look a little bit deeper into what life is really like in China! It's not good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 No offence Hunter but you might want to look a little bit deeper into what life is really like in China! It's not good Care to share your experiences ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I know that, they have a lot to do.. But thats beside the point of how they treat other countries at the moment.. You should see how America is treating the people in certain countries at the moment with its bombs and other weapons. China will change, but it will be a long slow process. Untill then il have to put up with their cheap ****** tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 No offence Hunter but you might want to look a little bit deeper into what life is really like in China! It's not good Care to share your experiences ? Havent got any Cranfield....But it's well known that China is ruled with an iron fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Better then our country ruled by a limp wrist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 I just hope that he has a sense of humour, he's going to need it! I've shared some of the PW Chinese jokes with Chinese friends who do laugh at them quite a bit ..... This is PW not PC Now you have me curious, what type of humour do they find amusing? Is there an area of humour that they do not find as amusing as us? If the people are educated and accept language nonsense in a light hearted way then the jokes are just fun. They find "Little Britain" much funnier. For mainland Chinese political jokes against the state are not good. So pro Taiwan+Tibet jokes and talk will not be funny and may be offensive. TBH mate, if they dont like the humour they aint got to look. im not going to curb my funniness for anyone. i love a bit of light hearted racism, love taking the mick out of the irish, scots, frenchies ect ect......................................and as for pro tibet jokes..... dont get me started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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