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Hi all,

 

I would like to find an enforceable way to ban spitting in public places. It makes me feel sick when one of the ill-mannered people walk past me and hock up a big one and deposit it on the path.

 

I am sure they don't do it at home while watching tv or eating dinner.

 

And i also agree with an earlier post of banning hoodies and you can add on a ban for old people wearing track-suit bottoms all the time :lol:

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I say ban the fething antis :lol: just had a pair of them move in two weeks ago next door to me parents they keep giving me filthy stares!

jsut walk into your parents' house with a 12bore or a gunslip, the gunslip doesnt have to have anything in it, just make sure its straight, maybe a stick, then they will get scared.

Aled

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Ban people who cant spell.

People who read tabloids and believe them

people who when driving down a road slow down and let people turn left out of minor junctions

as the above but turning right

people who think its smart to pull into your lane of traffic in order to turn right

welsh people who when you walk into their shop make up that guttural language and think we dont know they are making it up

scallies who tuck their socks into their tracksuit bottoms

********* at the clay club who turn up and lecture you on the safety aspects of shooting with a semi, when it was you who did the risk assessments and shooting safety rules.

people who ask you which choke you have in and then nod and say " i suppose thats adequate"

Retired squaddies who think that 18 months of PT makes them the hardest creatures on gods earth.

Women who stand in a shopping queue for ten minutes only to look for their credit cards or cash only after putting all of their goods into a shopping bag and spending an eon looking for it.

programmes such as pop idol and X factor

home improvement, relocation and moving abroad programmes

jim

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Having two young lads and wanting the best for them, we decided to try and buy only organic and locally produced stuff. When you actually look at the labels and realise where stuff come from its scary example....

 

 

Fresh corriander from sainsburies....ISRAEL!!!!!

 

Organic Tomatoes.........ISRAEL!!!!!!

 

A nice organic lettuce.... have a guess........F!%*ink ISRAEL!!!!

 

 

Lets boycott non british stuff and tax mass food production with its chemicals and antibiotics...

 

FACT Almost all eggs and chicken contain traces of antibiotics and growth hormones!!!!! (no wonder we have big belllies, its them not the beer!!!)

 

If we all hunted our meat the nation wouldn't be quiet so OBESE!!!!!

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1 Jim.

me and my dad were at Bookers one day as mum went there for some beer for a party, as mum went off to look for the beer, me and dad strolled over to the Meat section, it said on a big lump of leg "BRITISH" and it had a British meat stamp, but we then looked at the label and it said Country of Origin SOUTH AFRICA.

we were outraged, we then looked at a few others just to check if it was a one off. but every one said BRITISH stamped on and then Country of Origin SOUTH AFRICA.

Aled

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Time to wake up

We seem to be going a little off track at the moment

It is all very well to explore what we would like to ban but if some

of these comments were on the statuate and we were the instigator

of them we would be no better than the people who are trying to

force the big issue of the moment. I liked the history lesson from

Aled I thought that Hitler <who was part jewish> cought a STD

from a jewish lady of the night this syphalus was left untreated

and led to his mental instability He was also living on the streets

at one time I know you will find this hard to swallow but he was

for a short time studying art in Liverpool and was refused digs

by a jewish landlord. We should never forget what the nazi movement

did we must never let it happen again though the chance of this

is very slim Sadam used poison gas on the Curds The world let him

Poll pot killed how many the world let him Acts like this could be

going on all over the world.There must be a peace keeping force

that can cross all boundries anywere in the world to prevent it

and we could learn to stand fast like brothers lest we fall like fools

 

Peter

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**** Israel.

 

This 'nation or race' are the only Nazi's on earth.

 

The have the media in their hands and consequently are the only ones who are being abused.

 

Suggest anyone who can be ***** check out israeli brutality on any search engine, the worst are those run by israeli charities.

 

Makes me ******* sick to the teeth at what they get away with.

 

 

 

 

LB SAAP

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If Trafalgar happened today

 

 

 

 

"Order the signal, Hardy."

 

"Aye, aye sir."

 

"Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the

meaning of this?"

 

"Sorry sir?"

 

"England expects every person to do his duty, regardless of race,

gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability. What

gobbledygook is this?"

 

"Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities

employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the

censors, lest it be considered racist."

 

"Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."

 

"Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free working

environments."

 

"In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the mainbrace to

steel the men before battle."

 

"The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the

Government's policy on binge drinking."

 

"Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it. Full speed

ahead."

 

"I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch

of water."

 

"Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history.

We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest, please."

 

"That won't be possible, sir."

 

"What?"

 

"Health and safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness. And

they said that rope ladder doesn't meet regulations. They won't let

anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."

 

"Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

 

"He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle Admiral."

 

"Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

 

"Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free

environment for the differently abled."

 

"Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to

hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by

playing the disability card."

 

"Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in the

areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

 

"Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

 

"A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the

crew up the rigging without crash helmets. And they don't want anyone

breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"

 

I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to

stand by to engage the enemy."

 

"The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

 

"What? This is mutiny."

 

"It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with

murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal aid

lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

 

"Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

 

"Actually, sir, we're not."

 

"We're not?"

 

"No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European partners now.

According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this

stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

 

"But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

 

"I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-coordinator hear you saying that

s ir . You'll be up on disciplinary."

 

"You must consider every man an enemy who speaks ill of your King."

 

"Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now

put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules."

 

"Don't tell me - health and safety Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and

the lash?"

 

As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu. And there's a ban on corporal

punishment."

 

"What about sodomy?"

 

"I believe it's to be encouraged, sir"

 

"In that case, kiss me, Hardy."

 

 

NANNY STATE

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Well done lads, youve got the idea. Now for some more petrol on the bonfire.

 

Lets ban garden ponds.

 

Every year several children drown in unattended garden ponds. This loss of innocent life is unacceptable. Owners of such ponds should be forced to fence them off or fill them in.

 

Much pleasure you can derived from a garden pond, but this can not be allowed to overshaddow the mysery and suffering caused by a childs death.

 

webber

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Lets ban LADDERS for diy use.

 

Every year thousands of accidents, some of them serious, and some fatal, occur througth the incorrect use of ladders on domestic premises, usually by inexperienced home owners. These accidents cost the NHS and the British economy millions of pounds a year.

 

The only solution therefore can be that all users of ladders are trained to a high standard and licenced. The license fee can go into paying for ladder police, who could impose on the spot fines and confiscation of ladders from non approved users. Why not give persistent offenders 5 years inside for illegal possesion of a ladder?

 

webber

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Hows about banning the domestic cat....one of the cruelest animals there is !

 

Posted after watching next doors catch and play with a sparrow for 15 minutes before sloping off and leaving it.

 

(Unlike foxhounds that will kill a fox stone dead within seconds)

 

Also it would stop the muddy pawed little ******* sitting on the bonnet of my car

and scratching the paintwork.

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That right Browning all the pussys that go out at night dont go and hunt tins of kitty kat, and I doubt that few are hungry enough to hunt rats or mice. So the little birdy population pays the price. Just think for a moment X million cats x 365 kills per year. No wonder there are fewer song birds in the garden.

 

So there we have it, its not all the naughty farmers fault that little dicky birds are in serious decline; sorry RSPCA, but pussys must all go before they chomp their way through the birdy population. Do you think that we could enlist the assistance of the RSPB?

 

webber

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Aled why ban goths some of my very good friends are goths i went out with a goth for 2 years doing that is exactly the same as banning fox hunting your persecuting people for what they do and what they believe in its the same with scally's chavs whatever you wish to call them we all hate them but i wouldnt ban them because if we ban people form doing what they enjoy we are becoming as bad as blair and his cronies.

Y.I.S

Jordan

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4X4's with big bull bars on should be banned . Out of all the 4x4 in the supermarket car park only 1 was parked correctly . Also they never go off road . They use far too much fuel , and they are blocking up my parking space . Most supermarket carparks have a lovely tarmac surface , and no wild animals running about in them . So there is just NO NEED ! :(

 

all the best yis yp :lol:

YP there was a headline in the Evening Standard tonight that 4x4`s with bull bars were to be banned. Who have you been talking to?

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Ant n Dec should be banned, Eastenders, people SHOUTING down their mobile phones in public, daytime tv, women who are constantly moaning, anything with Ulrika Johnnson in it, furniture which is too big to go through the door, the Sun newspaper (or is it a comic) :lol: :(

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