Vermin Dropper Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Subject: Wisdom Wisdom can sometimes take a while with us men.... The Story of My Life ... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things that made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 ah, sounds like an interesting life. have you spoken to any of those girls since? Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Woosh ... like a jet plane above , over the heads of some .... lmao .... thank god for big boobs ! all the best yis yp :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermin Dropper Posted November 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Aled, Aled, Aled.... One day you will look back on your posts and laugh. Hopefully as much as We do now! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millo2 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Aled, Aled, Aled.... One day you will look back on your posts and laugh. Hopefully as much as We do now! :( Haha, I think aled is an alter ego, I think he's smarter than he lets on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Haha, I think aled is an alter ego, I think he's smarter than he lets on well, my recent test results showed i was outstanding in all subjects. and my test results for the past few years have been good. couldnt give much of a notice what i get, as long as i get into college im fine, but then im gauranteed 4pass's already and i need 4 for college. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Haha, I think aled is an alter ego, I think he's smarter than he lets on well, my recent test results showed i was outstanding in all subjects. and my test results for the past few years have been good. couldnt give much of a notice what i get, as long as i get into college im fine, but then im gauranteed 4pass's already and i need 4 for college. Aled you gotta love this kid :( i was outstanding in all subjects. ( more than likley standing outside ) and my test results for the past few years have been good (again MRI ?CATSCAN?) just kidding Aled , keep them coming martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Subject: Wisdom When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits. :( :o B) At least you learnt it early on. LB :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted November 25, 2004 Report Share Posted November 25, 2004 Subject: Wisdom Wisdom can sometimes take a while with us men.... The Story of My Life ... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things that made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big tits. :( @ YP @ Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 My friend recently gave me the following advice when I had a moan about being single. "When I was young I struggled to find a nice girl, settle down, build a family and worked my boxxxcks off to earn money to support them all. My wife has just left me taking the house, money, kids and dog (I was quite upset about the dog) with her and I now live in a tiny flat in Billericay. Do yourself a favour and cut out the middle man. Find a girl you really hate - really hate with a vengence. Buy her a big house, give her all your money - and go shooting everyday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyni Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Recently the doctor advised me to go to the dentist and get my 'Wisdom Teeth' put back in!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 I learned from my mates mistakes, and went straight to big tits. 27 years of married bliss; so Im told! webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 I learned from my mates mistakes, and went straight to big tits. 27 years of married bliss; so Im told! webber :thumbs: Me too mate absolutely huge 23 1/2 years of bliss. Aled do you know what the definition of a farmer is?.........a man outstanding in his field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Stop picking on Aled! :thumbs: You're all so mean to him! But that was funny! And well done for that woman taking all his money!! That's the way a marriage should work, right?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Jess Ever since I got married I have been financially poorer; however I am informed by mrs. webber that I am all the richer for it! webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted November 27, 2004 Report Share Posted November 27, 2004 Aled, it's a shame they don't teach common sense at school. It may not be a bad thing for you mind, as if they did you'd fail miserably. Millomite, I must I thing I disagree with you theory. Noone that clever can act that stupid!!!!!! Squint P.s I've taken the big tits advice at a mere 24 roll on the happy times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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