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Dear Santa CLaus,

 

If you, as I expect you do read Pigeon Watch where all the nice boys and

girls talk about things sensible (well most of them some of the time), could

you please consider the following for my Crimbo pressies:

 

A nice side by side 12b (purdey, Holland and Holland or such like)

Le Chameau boots

New hide Camoreal

Any 12 year old malt

 

 

Thanks in advance.

 

Brian (have been a good boy some of the time I have not been led astray

by :lol: Jimdefish LB etc)

 

Or If my Mrs reads this all of the above instead of your new car :lol: :(

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Johnny Cash - Unchained

A haircut

A Whole lot of Plastic Surgery.

 

Please

 

There's only one of those im not having for xmas - Kinda... Can you guess which!? :lol: lol

 

My dog is having puppies on 20th December so that'll be nice for Christmas... Oh and i need a 'decent air rifle' apparently! :(

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a haircut :lol:

 

dear santa,

as i work as much as i can could you please give me some pedigree Hereford heifers.

if not 1 of them a nice JD 6820s or a NH TM165 or something alike.

 

i have followed the people i should like my father and my uncle so now i am a good little boyo and please could you give me 1 of the above.

Aled

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Santa,

 

You're fat. I want a country pile consisting of approx 20,000 hectares. Must have every possible type of wood, glade, valley etc.etc.etc. so I, along with my shootings buds (you know who you are guys) can despatch all sorts all year around.

 

You will notice that I am not like the others (greedy ********) asking for more than one pressie, so you ought to answer my request and ignore the whinging ****.

 

 

 

 

Yours Faithfully

 

 

 

Lurcherboy The thirteenth.

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Santa all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth :lol:

No seriously santa I would like an estate in scotland with a salmon river running through it, a few flightling ponds, a few hectares of moorland for grouse and finally a massive wood in which I can shoot pheasants woodcock partridge pigeons and anything I've missed out. :lol: :(

 

Santa if none of these things are possible I'll take the winning lottery numbers. :lol::lol:

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A pair of "best" Browning side plated 12b o/u's.

A new Toyota Landcrusier.

Someone to pay my fuel for the landcruiser.

To be invited to shoot 3 times a week.

10,000 Rottweil Weidmannsheil at £260 per 1,000.

To overturn the ban on hunting.

Make the public see sense of gameshooting, pest control etc.

Get rid of the LACS, especially the deer santuary in Exmoor.

Winng lottery numbers.

 

Thats all.

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All I want for christmas are Jess' puppies!!

 

Or one of her new dogs if I can't have the aforementioned.

 

Only joking (well not if you were up for it Jess)

 

I want world peace and an end to starvation in Africa, because then they might put there efforts in to their animals and big game hunting will be accessable to all.

 

Oh and a big gun please!!

 

 

Squint

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Dear Claus,

 

I am high minded, unselfish, brilliantly talented, and admired by all. I do have an occasional problem with modesty though.

 

Of course I wish good things for other people not myself, because I am high minded, unselfish, brilliantly talented, and admired by all. My wish is for Mrs. C. Blair, c/o 10 Downing St. London, (or that nice villa in Tuscany, Italy, she blags every year.)

 

She is not a well-favoured woman, some might say a trifle utilitarian. Bone, even.

 

I wish that our beloved PM's soul mate were how shall we say...rendered ravishing; with slim ankles and well formed legs, a pert bottom, flat tummy, large up tilted saucy bosoms, swan like neck, bewitching smile, long auburn hair falling over her naked.......need I go further dear Santa? For her final attribute I wish her to be the most accomplished of sexual athletes, with a voracious libido, and unquenchable womanly desires.

 

If she were, that pillock she's married to would stay at home, stop ********* us all about and let us get on with our lives.

 

Thank you, Dear Santa Claus.

 

Signed Mr G Brown, (a neighbour)

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