BTMS Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Dear Santa CLaus, If you, as I expect you do read Pigeon Watch where all the nice boys and girls talk about things sensible (well most of them some of the time), could you please consider the following for my Crimbo pressies: A nice side by side 12b (purdey, Holland and Holland or such like) Le Chameau boots New hide Camoreal Any 12 year old malt Thanks in advance. Brian (have been a good boy some of the time I have not been led astray by Jimdefish LB etc) Or If my Mrs reads this all of the above instead of your new car :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millo2 Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 A digital camcorder Some new tattersall shirts A new beating stick Ratchet and Clank 3 for the PS2 A cocker spaniel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Johnny Cash - Unchained A haircut A Whole lot of Plastic Surgery. Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Johnny Cash - UnchainedA haircut A Whole lot of Plastic Surgery. Please There's only one of those im not having for xmas - Kinda... Can you guess which!? lol My dog is having puppies on 20th December so that'll be nice for Christmas... Oh and i need a 'decent air rifle' apparently! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Plastic Surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Plastic Surgery No! :( lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 a haircut dear santa, as i work as much as i can could you please give me some pedigree Hereford heifers. if not 1 of them a nice JD 6820s or a NH TM165 or something alike. i have followed the people i should like my father and my uncle so now i am a good little boyo and please could you give me 1 of the above. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Aled i though yours would of been a tape measure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Santa, You're fat. I want a country pile consisting of approx 20,000 hectares. Must have every possible type of wood, glade, valley etc.etc.etc. so I, along with my shootings buds (you know who you are guys) can despatch all sorts all year around. You will notice that I am not like the others (greedy ********) asking for more than one pressie, so you ought to answer my request and ignore the whinging ****. Yours Faithfully Lurcherboy The thirteenth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon master Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Can I have Jess for xmas.. :( With no picture flying round I'm interested in what could be a very nice suprise. If you fail to get me Jess then a new sako rimmy will do. Many thanks santa. The PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Dear Santa, I know I've not been 100% good this year, but if you bring me a large sack of cash and persuade the police to grant me an FAC, I promise to be good all through 2005. Honest. You can trust me. Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Santa all I want for Xmas is my two front teeth No seriously santa I would like an estate in scotland with a salmon river running through it, a few flightling ponds, a few hectares of moorland for grouse and finally a massive wood in which I can shoot pheasants woodcock partridge pigeons and anything I've missed out. :( Santa if none of these things are possible I'll take the winning lottery numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 a small request santa ,unlike the selfish uncouth people above,a mere badge is the wish of the engineer "PIGEONWATCH INTERNATIONAL,CANADIAN CHAPTER" then if theres anything left see to the above starting with hmmmmmmmmm Wookie, he sounds to be the most honest Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodeer Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 A pair of "best" Browning side plated 12b o/u's. A new Toyota Landcrusier. Someone to pay my fuel for the landcruiser. To be invited to shoot 3 times a week. 10,000 Rottweil Weidmannsheil at £260 per 1,000. To overturn the ban on hunting. Make the public see sense of gameshooting, pest control etc. Get rid of the LACS, especially the deer santuary in Exmoor. Winng lottery numbers. Thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 a beer can that never empties a pro hunt prime minister a volume button on the wife and kids abi titmuss ducati 999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plinker Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 all of the above goodies in the other posts plus everything in the william powell catalouge. if you can do that i promise to be good one day. if you can't then your stupid reindeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 a beer can that never emptiesa pro hunt prime minister a volume button on the wife and kids abi titmuss ducati 999 Santa, I have changed my mind. I now want digga's 'Abi Titmuss' and the 'ducati 999 ' LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 All I want for christmas are Jess' puppies!! Or one of her new dogs if I can't have the aforementioned. Only joking (well not if you were up for it Jess) I want world peace and an end to starvation in Africa, because then they might put there efforts in to their animals and big game hunting will be accessable to all. Oh and a big gun please!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rifleman56 Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 my wish is get labour out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 lb.ive got my leg over the ducati-your challenge is to get yours over abi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Dear Santa all i wish is for Jimdfish to write some sensible posts, and make him get well soon Poor Bloke god bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 lb.ive got my leg over the ducati-your challenge is to get yours over abi I may become a guest of Her Maj, but I will do it. She will be mine I accept the challenge. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 minor tweaks and im sure she will ride as well as a 999r. i expect you to be in the news of the world next sunday :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene molloy Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Dear Claus, I am high minded, unselfish, brilliantly talented, and admired by all. I do have an occasional problem with modesty though. Of course I wish good things for other people not myself, because I am high minded, unselfish, brilliantly talented, and admired by all. My wish is for Mrs. C. Blair, c/o 10 Downing St. London, (or that nice villa in Tuscany, Italy, she blags every year.) She is not a well-favoured woman, some might say a trifle utilitarian. Bone, even. I wish that our beloved PM's soul mate were how shall we say...rendered ravishing; with slim ankles and well formed legs, a pert bottom, flat tummy, large up tilted saucy bosoms, swan like neck, bewitching smile, long auburn hair falling over her naked.......need I go further dear Santa? For her final attribute I wish her to be the most accomplished of sexual athletes, with a voracious libido, and unquenchable womanly desires. If she were, that pillock she's married to would stay at home, stop ********* us all about and let us get on with our lives. Thank you, Dear Santa Claus. Signed Mr G Brown, (a neighbour) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 :thumbs: :blink: very politely put eugene , santa should mark that "high priority" from the opinions i hear of your primate mini-steer Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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