henry d Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 ..........here it be landlubbers ! Friday, ye scurvy bilge-rat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 (edited) . Edited April 12, 2009 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Comes round quickly doesn't it. Shiver me f'in timbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Its your turn in the barrel ,Henry . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Its your turn in the barrel ,Henry . Harnser . 5 minutes at sea and it`s all legal ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 i talk like this most of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuftySnuffer Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Most entertainin this be Yarr! A few years ago I be out Lobster Divin' from Swanage and the local Councillors were out on a motor launch relievin' passin' shippin' of their small change in the name of Marie Curie! Unfortunately they were pickin on divers with drysuits armed with eggs and flour, an we made em work for their ill gotten gains! However it was very good to egg and flour the mayor who was dressed up as a pirate complete with mayoral gold chain etc. Regards Tufty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Have I been on here too long to not even have to look at the link to know what day of the year it is? FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 That'll be 'Roger the Cabin Boy', 'Seaman Staines' and 'Master Bates' then aaarrghhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamHall Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 haaa haaarrrrrrrr mee heartiess tiss top post thiss aaarrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 YARR CAPTIN 'ENRY !! SUCH FUN FER THE DIRTY LANDLUBBERS ! ALL YE BEST YIS CAPTAIN LOGAN MAUVEBEARD ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell Bring back Mrs Trellis of North Wales... all is forgiven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 does any one know why pirates are pirates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamHall Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 because they aaarrrrrr me heartiessssssssssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 yesss! i knew someone would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Comes round quickly doesn't it. Have I been on here too long to not even have to look at the link to know what day of the year it is? FM Regrettably, I was thinking as I left the flat on Monday morning that it was surely due. I love the chat-up lines. The ladies don't... LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 One day to go, ya bilge rats, y`all be practicing yer YARR`s ..........YAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamHall Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 nearly there me heartiesssss arrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Shiver me timbers ye scurvy `lubbers, some bilge rat`s scuppered me whet !! Yarrrr ! where be Cap`n Logan Mauvebeard ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p@cman Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Cap'n: "Ha harrrr! Where be me buccaneers?!" First mate: "Under your bucc'n hat, cap'n" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Q; Why are Pirates so ugly A; Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR well my niece thinks its a Crackerrrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p@cman Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them **** in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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