Huntinlass Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 So what you lot intending to do tomorrow. I trying to think of something but don't no what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Swapping tutor rooms with another tutor group for registration. We are well and truely bad ***. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Loosening the wheel nuts on a guy mota at work. Maybe not its not dangerous enough Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomM Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 My birthday tommorow so its time for the first driving lesson soooo im proberly going to think of a way to make the instructor brick herself hahaha good thing shes a good family friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i dont have to go to work til 1pm, so ill miss everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 how about splashing some whiskey on you face and slurring your words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomM Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 hahah thats a great idea!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie_assassin Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Evening all, it's my sons birthday tomorrow.. i've ready set plans in motion, i have wrapped empty boxs with stones in and the odd toilet roll to boot.... all his other prezzis are hidden... He'll be down tomorrow at the crack of a sparrows **** so should be fun.... Mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 try putting any dead pigeons you have all round a nieghbour you dont like's garden and then phone DEFRA and report a case of bird flue, by the time they suss out whats happened and the quarantine is lifted he'll be well p****d off mikee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 what about attaching a electric fence energizer to someones front door handle during the night?they wont be ble to leave the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Evening all, it's my sons birthday tomorrow..i've ready set plans in motion, i have wrapped empty boxs with stones in and the odd toilet roll to boot.... all his other prezzis are hidden... He'll be down tomorrow at the crack of a sparrows **** so should be fun.... Mags that's always a good one, knot just on April the first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie_assassin Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 that's always a good one, knot just on April the first yep!! cant wait.... evening telling him he dosen't have to go to school....lol and tell him i was joking mags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 how about splashing some whiskey on you face and slurring your words? thats every monday morning for me always wondered what would hapen if you linked one of those electic fence chargers to a urinal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i tried peeing on an elcetric fence once but nothing happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_mjs93 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 clingfilm over every bog in the lads at school, salt in teachers coffee, linking an electrical charge to the metal fence next door (has an evil cat that walks along it and torments the dog, but dont worry the charge wont kill it, wether or not my gun will, thats still to decide) and one that i have been preparing for ages... ill get the photos tomorow of the before and aftermath lol... should be laugh... oh and me mate has brought 5 big bottles of coke and i have got 10 packets of mentos, which we are going to mix and lob into the middle of the girls netball tornament at breaktime, should be a laugh, lots of girls (some of which are proper fit...) in skirts and tops getting covered in coke and mentos... , which is when we are going to blame this idiot in our year... should be a laugh... and then come home and relax... lol, its risky, so if im not on for a few days its because my mum has banned me... :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 i tried peeing on an elcetric fence once but nothing happened you cannot be serious Ask dave k for a pic may change your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 I might tell them at work that management are putting us back onto a 5 day week,but think i'll get lynched by midday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 that's always a good one, knot just on April the first yep!! cant wait.... evening telling him he dosen't have to go to school....lol and tell him i was joking mags your a man after me own hart. i think the kids were into there twenty's before i owned up to being there dads drunk one nigh i admitted to being there father, now they wish i never Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I've just left a post-it on my secretary's screen to ring Mr C Lyon on 01582 872171. The number is Whipsnade zoo... now read the name aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) I've just left a post-it on my secretary's screen to ring Mr C Lyon on 01582 872171. The number is Whipsnade zoo... now read the name aloud. Did that one over 40 years ago (when a young articled clerk) to one of the more humourless audit seniors - didn't go down well Edited April 1, 2009 by amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 I've just left a post-it on my secretary's screen to ring Mr C Lyon on 01582 872171. The number is Whipsnade zoo... now read the name aloud. Should have got her to ring the bank and ask for Mr Hugh Janus. Plenty of A holes there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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