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Beardo
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Well the missus was due to give birth to our first last night, but it wasn't looking like much was going to happen and they've just combined the wheat on my nearest farm (5 mins drive).

So never one to miss an opportunity i thought i'd go out for a bit of foxing.

End result: no child yet (i'm hoping it will be today as it's the Glorious 12th!), but 1 vixen cub and 1 youngish dog.

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you've still got time NB would be a good day to be born can't you sort her out with a hot curry and if that doesn't work try the "other" method :D

 

I was talking to a handful of mates about having Rumpy Pumpy whilst the Mrs was brewing one up and said that "it messes with your head a bit".

The reply of "No mate, it messes with the wee one's head!" put me off for the rest of the pregnancy.

Also: if your Mrs blood system is flooded with endorphins, so will your kiddie's. Now I suppose making them stupidly happy is a pro, but the way you're doing it could be considered a con.

 

Stick some rock n roll on and sit the Mrs by the speakers! :lol:

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:lol: just tell her to stand in the garden, take the mod off your .223 and discharge it into the flower bed....shell give birth.............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And before the pigeon watch massive policeforce jump on me...it was a joke!!!

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