SNAKEBITE Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I have just had the pleasure of becoming neighbours to about 30 "traveller" caravans! (with more on the way) There is a field about 150yds from my house that has become over run with ******, they have been moved from the leisure centre which they had over run last week! To make matters worse the police are not enforcing "Section 61" to move them on, they are leaving it upto the council to go through the courts. Good job I have just re insured the house and contents with an uprated policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Invest in some extremely noisey and cross dogs And anything that ain't nailed down... Say your goodbyes now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Invest in some extremely noisey and cross dogs And anything that ain't nailed down... Say your goodbyes now Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Sprig of lucky heather guv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I was after having my drive done actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 There is a field about 150yds from my house that has become over run with ******, they have been moved from the leisure centre which they had over run last week! Well you might end up with a nice sofa snakey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perchow Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 done you will be well and truly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 We've just had a load descend on one of our sites. The last time they paid us a visit they stole the diesel out the generators, one of them electrocuted himself trying to tap into what he thought was 415v and 3 of the delightful offspring of one of them **** all over the air intakes for the aircon Lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 It really annoys me that powers under the cjpo are not used as they should be.......Ideal chance to have a look around their motors and mobile crime dens......good luck to you....don't leave the house or one of the little critters will be off with your dvd player Tarmac yur droive SSSSiiirrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I've just writen an email to the local paper signed "disgusted of Burgess Hill". Sheet, I must be getting old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Snake "Meldrew" Bite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Snake "Meldrew" Bite We all have our heros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 It is certainly a sign of age, being more angry at things which never used to get you going Mind, having a load of filthy do-as-you-likeys rock up on your lawn isn't included in the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 get yourself a tractor a nice full up slurry tanker an spray the bsatrds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just get SL, Axe and JJ up for a night of " ***** Lamping" ..........You know I jest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 get yourself a tractor a nice full up slurry tanker an spray the bsatrds! local farmer near us did that. Didnt threaten actually did it first though said he was going to burn them out. police fire all sorts were there. covered the lot in there own perfume, kids "dags" the lot well good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 get yourself a tractor a nice full up slurry tanker an spray the bsatrds! local farmer near us did that. Didnt threaten actually did it first though said he was going to burn them out. police fire all sorts were there. covered the lot in there own perfume, kids "dags" the lot well good a fella over here is ment to have done it too. id probally crash the tractor with the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naddan28 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just get SL, Axe and JJ up for a night of " ***** Lamping" ..........You know I jest HD, in england its close season for that! Being a mod (although scottish) you should know :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Invest in some extremely noisey and cross dogs And anything that ain't nailed down... Say your goodbyes now They'll take the tele and nick the dags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Just nick their gas cylinders. If you get enough o them, they'll move on and you should be able to turn a profit from them. Dammit... Polish beer is messing with my head now. Need more booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Oh dear all those 4 wheel drive vehicles and caravans to boot! You see that's god's punishment for an earlier thread.... But seriously, they all have nearly brand new and very nice cars, right? And a fleet of white vans / tippers offering all manner of manual gardening and landscaping type services with the contact number being a mobile. Wait till 4 a.m and phone them all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 If they ask for water, don't denigh them and you will make a friend. Remember it better to have your enemy ******* out of the tent rather than on the outside ******* in Good luck with the cack that will follow them LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 get yourself a tractor a nice full up slurry tanker an spray the bsatrds! That reminded me, one of the farms i shoot on, he did exactly that to nat west bank! 3 TIMES and once at the council planing offices. got himself on the tv lots(and arrested lots) but stuck to his guns,proved his point and actually won in court. so go for it, slurry em all,let god sort em out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted May 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Oh dear all those 4 wheel drive vehicles and caravans to boot! You see that's god's punishment for an earlier thread.... Friggin Karma If they ask for water, don't denigh them and you will make a friend. Remember it better to have your enemy ******* out of the tent rather than on the outside ******* in I have already made friends with a few of the dags they have running around. I was thinking of nicking one Just get SL, Axe and JJ up for a night of " ***** Lamping" ..........You know I jest Any advice on getting away with it would be appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naddan28 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Just get SL, Axe and JJ up for a night of " ***** Lamping" ..........You know I jest Any advice on getting away with it would be appreciated "Its unfortunate officer, they were wearing orange contacts and as a result looked like foxes. Even when we squeaked they came running in, obviously their primative brains must of thought it was the sound of someone leaving their house via the front door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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