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LB If you are skint I could lend you an aunty jimDfish P.S I dont think my insurance would believe me

jimDfish starting to feel ill jimDfish

I had this arguement with a couple of blokes at work who exclusively seafish. They were horrified at the suggestion but could not see my side which was i fish on privately owned waters that recieve no funding from the EA and have to pay a license fee while you can fish for free in the sea, take what you want and the goverment spends much more on the sea and beaches every year than is raised in revenue from rod licences. Hope they catch crabs jimDfish

I was reding gun mart today and it still does my head in in the price difference between airguns and shotguns. Is the engineering and craftsmanship so very different between say a weirach and a lincoln or lanber. A friend of mine went to new zealand for a holiday and also to buy a gun because he said even after import and vat etc it was still cheaper to by a gun in NZ. Are we victims of our own desire to boast that our gun was a grand when we may have been able to pick up the same model on the continent for half that or maybe because our fathers paid that we just accept it. If anyone knows how much guns are abroad give us a post jimDfish P.S If guns are much cheaper on the continent or NZ an enterprising person could set a nice little business such as people have done with cars from mainland europe

where did you get that from CS jimDfish

I will be there jimDfish

Same where I am from, and as you say what goes round comes round. jimDfish. PUG 1.9 GTI Bloody great

Ernyha really! I put MY address in. Forgot to put theirs in, On the letter. At the top. Like LB did. Plum forgot. Sick as the proverbial jimDfish

Put 'em in jimDfish

Citroen Visa. ugly Peugot 205 900cc. lady 2.0 litre astra GTE with knight rider dash. Thirsty Orion Ghia full RS trim. Tacky Golf GTI. Sticky Seat Ibiza 1.9 Diesel. Steady Bedford rascal. Sooty and sweepy jimDfish LB anymore of the above and you will get a good telling off from vegemite about corrupting the minds of young un's like aled

Barring the address at the top, which I now realise I should have done (b@ll@cks) my letter is very much the same as yours. Hope I have a good a response as you but leaving out the address, which I did (b#ll#cks) may have a negative effect as I now realise my letter looks like a circular.(B$ll£cks) jimDfish :blink: B)

LB I suppose I should return the favour and not mock your poorly truck. BUT No, I wont jimDfish

Farming and hunting killed British Bustards in 1830s They stand to the height of an adult Roe Deer They can be more than a metre long and upwards of 15kg About 40,000 Bustards are in Spain, Portugal, central Europe, Russia and central Asia Their alarm call is a short, nasal sound similar to a bark The size of a roe dear, dear God jimDfish

good bag that man# I have now said it on almost every section of the forum about uptight people going on and on. Glad others are now seeing it. Dont apologise T101 jimDfish

that was the only bit of me that I did not breal. My family all stll laugh about the time I was there and I had to have a catheter fixed. After a few weeks I had had enough with my old fella being pulled out of the door i my jimjams and thought this is coming out. I braced mysely and gave the tube a good old tug. It never moved On closer inspection there was a black thread holding the tube into my nudge. "B#stards" I thought, they have sown it in. It was only when my missus came up later and I complained about this that she had a look. Much laughing by her later she composed herself and told me it was a pube., Very red face. Probably way too much detail but I am having a wee nip tonight jimDfish

I know its not quite the same but I served my apprenticeship in plastics. We used to have lots of 45 gallon drums layabout and hundreds of cans of silicon release spray cans all over. We used to stand during quiet times spraying the aerosols into the 45 gallonn drums. When finally bored and the drum felt cold enough we would make MEK fuses and light them. The sound is like nothing you have ever heard and the speed the drums build up while flying across a car park is something to behold. jimDfish P.S we also used to saveall the old overalls and when a new starter came on site we would don these along with welding hoods and throw acetone over each others backs. As the young lad was being shown around the workshop we would set fire to each other and roll out of the door in fronmt of him screaming all the way. V.dangerous but bloody good fun.

As a year has passed since may accident I feel I can now talk about it without experiencing any of the jokes which i have had to endure over the past year. Once you have read this, although it is quite funny,it is a precautionary tale to not repeat what you see on TV. It had not rained for several weeks and the ground had baked hard as concrete. I decided to go and do a bit of stalking on my local pond and see if I could pick up some of the elusive carp that haunt the margins in high summer. As I had just watched Chris and Bob in their passion for angling for the umpteenth time, I decided to follow their lead and scale the tree nearest the water to await the emergence of the mystial leviathans. Before I had chance to see any of these creatures I awoke to find myself hooked up to several life support systems and a week older. I fractured my skull, punctured both of my lungs, broke all of my ribs on one side, broke most of the bones in my right hand, broke a hip, shoulder, collar bone and snapped the knuckle clean off the tibia in my left leg. I now have a doctors note so that I can get through customs without being stripsearched due to the massive amounts of metal in my body. If you do decide to scale a tree or do something which could endangr you while out alone.DONT jimDfish P.S any original jokes will have been heard before but please do not let this stop you trying

Hang on Dog with lipstick Man cuddling dog with lipstick Man dissappeared Dog laying down with satisfied expression What kind of site is this!! jimDfish

You very bad people. It is people like you who give shooters a bad name. Only joking of course. Glad to see that I am not the only fallen angel but I am allowed to resit my wing test soon jimDfish

LB Took your advice and sent off five today. The letter I wrote was brief, polite and to the point. I live in an area where on one side I have the Peak national park which while scenic does not have a great deal of shootable life and on the other side is the Cheshire plain. Most of this seems to be put up for dairy which again limits the amount of shooting over arable available. I went on to Yell and chose the first five and sent out letters. I will continue to do so until I get a positive, changing the letter each time until I get a good response. Once I do I will post up the letter if anyone wants it to use as a template to do a similar thing. Would It be a good idea for fellow forumers to post up letters that they may have used in the past or are considering using. I know that some people have problems writing letters and it would certainly be a shot in the arm for them if they had a little help to get that piece of land that they have been after for all this time. Maybe the mods could think of putting a section in the land required part of the forum for this purpose. jimDfish

On the board stats itsays members guests and anonymous members? Who are these people with no name jimDfish

went back to the field today and it was rotten wth birds. 100's of seagulls. I know I can shoot these but I just cannot bring myself to do it. jimDfish

just to elaborate on eugenes idea, After three minute boil put them in acolander and shake. this breaks the potatoes skin and with the duck fat they come out lovely jimDfish

LB how many letters did you send to get the three farms. Also could you give some indication as to what you put in the letter jimDfish

did prove a point jimDfish