jimdfish

I have just watched the formula one wallahs belting up and down Regent street. do you reckon they had to pay the congestion charge? jimDfish

oh pigeon master. hang your head in shame. look at the post just above mine and cringe in you own well of self loathing and shame as you see that IT WAS I, not you who noticed the mistake. apologies as well as cash donations will be gratefully accepted. saves all the courtroom drama and the stigma. hope you look further down your barrel than you do the posts. jmDfish p.s a bit of harmless legpulling never hurt anyone

Red What is the DVMH? In Stockport we now have an average stamp of grayling now of about a pound, They are all eating crayfish that is also sending the brownies up to four pound plus. No joking. and this is the river that forms the Mersey a mile down the road. All the rivers around Stockport seem on the way up, although the price that we are paying for much bigger fish is the loss of smaller coarse fish the crays seem to be feeding on the eggs. Are you or anyone else noticing this trend? jimdfish

Browning's are to expensive.., a Browning, Winchester, Miroku would be a wise choice. jimDfish

I think that if he keeps them for 3 or more days he will have to register them. jimDfish

a lone man is at in the corner of a pub getting stewed. 11:30 comes and the landlord does his usual come on gents drink up havent you all got homes to go to, he slurps the remnants of his pint, stands up and promptly falls over. he picks himself up using the bar and sets out for the final two yards to the door when again he falls over. after much standing up and falling over he makes it to the door of the pub and crashes onto the pavement outside. "sod it " he thinks " I am going to crawl home Edmund Hilary style" which he does. Reaching his front door, one hand in the letter box his key finally finds the hole and he tumbles into the hall only to find a letter from his wife telling him she has had to go round to her sisters to babysit and will not be back till the morning. As he crawls up the stairs he thanks his lucky stars that she is not around to see him in this state. Morning comes all too soon for him and he wakes to find his wife returned from looking after his nephew saying " YOU were in a right state last night " how do you know? he replied. "easy " she said " the landlord phoned to say you had left your wheelchair in the pub" BOom Boom

If you have a decathlon store near you ( its a massive sports sports shop , and i mean massive. French company) they have their own range of hiking boots in goretex type material starting from only 25 squids up to whatever you want to spend. Heartily recommend them. They also have green shooting waistcoats for only 15 squids. Bargain jimDfish

there was a story in todays Times about the amount of people trying to enter Wimbledon carrying offensive weapons. Everyone was being searched due to the increased terrorist threat. I was amazed to read that several people were found to be in possession of CS sprays ( a Firearm ) and just had it consfiscated and were then allowed in to watch the match. What is going on? 5 years for an unlicenced brocock and a tut tut for mace. Feeling confused and politically angry j imDfish

every time this government is up agaginst the wall, eg the war in Iraq, NHS shortages they come back with a proposed policy that will appease the woollies out there. This is a pathetic attempt to bolster support for labour when their majority looks threatened or their popularity starts to flag. Hunting will never be banned under this government. If they were going to do it at all they would have done it within months of winning the election and thus giving themselves four years to appease the hunters who have been robbed of their sport. jimDfish P.S I am not a great fan of hunting with horse and hound but feel that anyone who wishes to partake should be allowed to without any interference from that wide mouthed smarmy gobsh#te and his backward thinking militant sycophants ( the government, just in case you did not recognise the description given above )

HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM THE GUNSMITHS WHERE THE RESIDENT KNOW IT ALL WAS TELLING ME OVER AND OVER THAT YESTERDAY HE SHOT 180 PIGEONS OVER BARLEY WITH A 20 BORE. NOTHING OUTLANDISH WITH THAT BUT HE CLAIMED THAT HE HIT ALMOST EVERYONE AT A HEIGHT OF 65 YARDS.MMMM. IS MY GUN BROKE, AM I FIRING IT THE WRONG WAY ROUND? MAYBE INSTEAD OF SHOT THERE IS BLUTACK IN MY CARTS. jimDfish

Lupins? As in flowers? i thought they were poisionous. Somebody explain to me please

went out this morniong and finally broke my duck on crows. Still had the shot bounce one backwards and the ****** still flew off. Just glad to find that not everyone is kevlar coated.

35 for intermediate (one more)

Every two years england fans start the Engurland chant, flags go up and there is talk of going all the way this time. Save yourself dissappointment, resentment and the feeling that WE waz robbed. Support Scotland. We never win, we know this and it saves us from unnecessary heartache. Jimdfish

Wemt out this morning shooting over barley. I dropped a bird flying straight towards the hide and with the resulting percussion of the shot I put up approx 80 birds. In the melle that ensued I dropped two more using up all the shots in my semi. In my rush to reload I was trying to feed the new carts into the receiver instead of the breach. By the time my tantrum was over and i realised that the gun was not broke, every bloody pigeon for miles had scarpered and I did not see another all day. P.S Is it only me, or does your average crow seem completely bulletproof? jimDfish

Red Stagg I figured that out but I was wondering how many i had to post before i was no longer a beginner.

My old Grandma always shows me the medals she got in WW2 for shooting when she was based in Biggin Hill, a real crackshot biddy. Wonder if last engineer minds taking her out and cosying up to the BIG G and showing her how to do it all over again :(

Ak47 try logging on to this site and it may help http://www.wfsa.net/Intl_Leg/Leg_France.htm . Looks like you will have to apply for a permit jimDfish

how does the pigeon shooter rating work and does this count as one

PKtaylor24 I am based in Stockport and I am a memeber of the NPPC. Most land is in the midlands and yorkshire area. If you join NPPC and fancy some days out with split petrol costs ( and maybe pushing the van if it doesnt start ) et me know jimDfish

PKTaylor24 When I was a kid I used to stay with an Aunt and Uncle in Atherton and their house backed onto a big expanse of land where there had once been a colliery in which lots of miners died. Could be Pretoria mine? As a kid I used to watch shooters walking up to a clay soot in the woods. Does this shoot still exist? Cheers jimDfish

squintshot laughed out loud mate .Bloody good idea. jimDfish

Have you been drinking AK47? Getting passed in the pube??

It was due to my uncanny knack of blanking while out carp fishing. There is not enough time in the world to sit 48 hours carp fishing. Try the fly, much better

how tall will peas grow before pigeons stop feeding on tem? I am shhoting over late barley with peas interspersed for high protein silage. Also the farmer told me that when the barley starts turning brown the pigeons dive the crop and flatten. Is this true and is it good to decoy over it when they are doing this? jimDfish