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Cheers for the advice NTTF.

yeh this one is easier, 3535

Well done jonny you bas**rd , only joking well done

I love that game its almost the same as the old nintendo version.

Yeh you can't blink there that fast, i can't get bye the 3rd level.

It is like a drain with water flowing down the middle (its maybe just us irish that use the term burn). They are good for woodcock if there is a bit of cover down the sides. thanks ollie

Try this site evryone http://www.waterfowlhunting.com/duckhunter/. Sorry I didn't know how to put up the link but this is a very addictive game. Watch your bag limit, don't shoot your dog or the airplane.

My mate has a springer, it is nearly 2 years old, it is a great worker, a great retrevier, very obedient but it does have one major flaw. When out rough shooting with my mate i noticed that the dog is wary of going into steep sided burns (about 4 foot high) and i have yet to see this happening to a springer. Any help or advise would be very much appreciated by my mate.

come on children don't be fighting, ha ha.

Did you drop the soap in the shower, sorry only joking. All seriousness that looks **** sore,ha ha.

Has anyone had experience of trying these fox calls, i was thinking of getting the cd and maybe a caller. any advice would be helpful.

319.3 :*) , how the **** did some of you's get over a thousand

Pleased to hear that dead eye, a stroke of luck possibly. All the best for her recovery

45914 Ah britney

A predator call you would use for foxes is the type i use for magpies. When you shoot a magpie sit close to the perimeter and set the dead bodies up the trees they work great as decoys and the magpies come straight into them.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, >>when it >>started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the >>end, put >> >>it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. >>Lady 1: What's that? >>Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. >>Lady 1: Where did you get it? >>Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. >> >>The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and >>announces >>to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. >> >>The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she >>is, >>after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what >>brand & size she prefers. >> >>Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel! >>( The pharmacist fainted.)

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not,so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught". When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex,and Mum will catch it". "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the plonker who ran over my FROG!"

One Day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were fishing in each their boats in da Basin Canal. Soon Boudreaux see Thibodeaux paddling toward him. When he got there he ax Boudreaux to borrow his cigarette lighter. He wanted to smoke real bad and couldn't find his lighter. " Hey, Boudreaux let me borrow you lighter. I can't fine mine. Boudreaux whipped out a pretty Bic lighter a foot long. Man, he pushed down on that lighter and a flame 6 inches tall came out. Thibodeaux was so impressed he ax Boudreaux where he got that. "A genie gave me that. Just paddle around the bend there and you'll see a big rusty drum tied to a limb there. Just rub that drum and she will come out and grant you one wish." Thibodeaux hurry and paddle out there to get his wish. He was so nervous and excited. When he got there, he rub that drum and sure 'nuff, out she came. "What is you wish master?" she asked. "Mais, let me see. Oh, yes! I want a million bucks." "Your wish is on it's way." Sure enough. The sky fill up with ducks. All kinds of ducks. Big ones, 'lil ones - - all kinds. He was so upset. He didn't want ducks, so he paddled back to Boudreaux. The ducks still following him. "Boudreaux, what's the matter with 'dat dam genie. I ask for a million bucks and look what she send me." "Don't feel too bad, Thibodeaux......Do you think I ax for a 12 inch Bic?"

Be warned!!!! > > > > A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. > > The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the > > town > > and > > party with his old buddies. > > So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back..." "Where are > > you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty > > face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my > > love?" She opened the door to the > > refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 > > different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. > > > > > > The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could > > think > > of saying was, " > > Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know.... they have frozen > > glasses..." > > > > He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him > > by > > saying, " > > You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" > > > > She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was > > getting > > chills just holding it. > > > > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the > > bar > > they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious. I won't be > > long. > > I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" > > > > "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" > > > > She opened the oven and took out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: > > chicken wings, > > pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. > > > > "But my sweet honey...at the bar...you know. .there's swearing, dirty > > words > > and all that..." > > > > "You want dirty words, cutie pie? > > > > > > "LISTEN UP, ****HEAD! DRINK YOUR ******* BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG > > AND > > EAT YOUR MOTHER******* SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU > > AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ####?" > > > > And, they lived happily ever after. > > > > THE END!!!!!!!!!!! > >

excellent jonny

very good jonny

I totally agree with you SH but i think that about 99% of the people on this forum have respect for their quarry and for the sport. But it was a very good point and its this minority of people that will end this great sport if the antis have their way.

I thought the sticky pads were deadly, but if not i have always used spring traps.

I don't know about the x2 but i think you should definitely go for the winchester, they have always made good quality guns.

For magpies i find that a predator call brings them straight in very often. Why don't you try shooting the pigeons at roost time? If it is a massive wood you could do with finding out the flight line the pigeons are on.