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ollie

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  1. I got two jills a while ago and you couldn't go near the polecat one without it biting you, so i never touched it for a while apart from cleaning out the hutch and petting it when it was feeding and after about two months it wouldn't touch you.
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    dumpep

    That's a disgrace, if your not going to eat them you should take them with you because it wouldn't be too hard to get someone to take them of your hands.
  3. Fiochi (don't no whether thats spelt right) no 7 32g used to be great for pigeons but i can't seem to get them anymore.
  4. Go to the recipes forum and you will find a lot of good recipes. Good luck
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    jokes

    That is ******* helarious
  6. Do you wanna phone a friend? i'll go for 1983.
  7. but did you's notice that the wife didn't wash the conditioner out of her hair after leaving it in for 15 minutes
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    Wanted

    But when i wake up i get this sticky damp patch in my spiderman P.J's . I wonder if my mommy has seen it lmao !!! all the best yis yp Ha Ha i think this is one lad who was doing to much dreaming, who does he think he is, ME.
  9. I once knew a shooting man who had a fry every morning dripping in lard and he went on to live well into his 90's.
  10. The only problem is y.p. if you kick the dog it may become aggressive towards you and you may get a serious bite. I think your well within your rights, if another dog kicked mine i would protect my dog.
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    **COMPETITION**

    Here red you have really ****** me off now with that comment, you are goona get the same treatment as neil SWIFT, SILENT & DEADLY
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    hello

    welcome, i hope you enjoy the site
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    razinni

    Northy the rizzini is a good gun, i shoot with one and in my opinion it is fine and it hasn't caused me any problems. Like y.p. said if the bird is in the pattern it will drop. Also the rizzini is attractive enough.
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    Newbie

    I'm sorry J.L. but shooting partridge and pheasant with an airgun is not too sporting.
  15. Well its about the only thing that could make ladies football better. the only problem is most lady footballers look like men. No offense to any lady footballers out there.
  16. I think i have heard that before but every time i read it, it seems to get funnier.
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    jokes

    Women Drivers >> >> >>Driving to a job this morning, I looked over to my right and there was >>a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour - with her faceup close >>to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner ! >> >>I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was >>halfway over in my lane - still working on that makeup!! >> >>It scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which >>knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of >>trying >>to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel, it >>knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs >>causing it to splash and burn Big Jim and the Round Twins, causing me to >>scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt >>and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL. >> >>******* WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!! NO OFFENSE FEMALES
  18. I agree with y.p. fry everything in lard.
  19. I tried moose aswell at my relations in canada when i was there with my father shooting canadian geese, it is quite nice.
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    FIRST GUN

    Yeh a lot of my shooting companions have 303's, they are a very impressive gun.
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    **COMPETITION**

    I don't think so neil you have a fight on your hands with me.
  22. Great reply red, i bet the person didn't have much to say after that. :thumbs:
  23. Why didn't you introduce a different noise like tapping a car roof, this would have caught the foxes attention and made him stand for long enough to get the shot of. it works trust me.
  24. I can't believe you left out woodcock and snipe, they are by far my favourite game meat, although i would eat any of the rest except for fox.
  25. It has to be sausages butter and ketchup.
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