rjimmer

My first thought! He is almost admitting to making a false statement on your form..

Someone told me how good they are a month ago, but why the need to be connected to a phone? My wrist spaces are already taken up by magnetic bracelets.

+1 Did everybody inside the stadium have tickets? Would the same verdicts been returned if the inquest was carried out in London? At the time, it was reported that it was common for fans to turn up without tickets and get let in through force of numbers. The police are getting the blame for giving in to mob rule.

The daughter of a friend works in Barnstaple hospital. It has 51 departments, each with a head of department and an assistant head of department. Not sure if they are medical staff or managers.

The doctors keep on about the safety of patients but, from what I have heard, the only juniors that will be worse off are those that are putting in loads of hours at the moment and are therefore tired. Cutting back their hours would make patients safer, I would have thought.

If you try to ring first thing in the morning, you will be put off. I find that turning up on the doorstep as soon as they start answering the phone(0800), is the only way to get seen in a hurry, especially if you say you have chest pains.

Wondering what the younger generation thought, I asked a couple of my customers which way they were going to vote. They were both aged 30-40, one was a construction worker with an MoD contractor, the other looks after an unhealthy parent(officially, I think). Both said they were voting OUT, as were all the people they mixed with. They seemed to think that most people younger than them did not really know what the vote was about and probably wouldn't vote, a bit like me and the PCC elections next month.

I'll take your word for it.

Several people have suggested that I try to join, they usually come round in pairs, but a couple of people, one with some sort of regional rank, have said there was little point if I was teetotal. My former hairdresser was a member and often spoke of how certain people 'could drink'.

I thought that was a German virgin.

Well, it got me thinking.......

Refer the matter to the BBC, they seem to have a deal whereby the logo appears on the clothes worn by all their outside broadcasters.

People believe what they want to believe, and deny what they don't want other people to believe. There's some contractors doing some work close by and they have a compound on my place with night-time and weekend security. The coloured chap doing the security turns out to be a Pakistani so I asked him what he thought about ISIS. "It's all ********(male bovine excrement)" He said. "They are being financed by the Zionists and the Freemasons."

One local chippy recently changed hands. The previous owner sold a lot of Hake 'n' chips at about a pound cheaper than Cod 'n' chips. The new owner only does it to order and you have to wait for it to be cooked.

She didn't curtsy when she met the Queen!

The beetle that killed the Elm cannot fly far, it can only glide from a height until it hits the ground.

Elms continue to regrow from the roots after something similar. They only last about 10-15 years before the beetle finds them again though.

+1. They put my cousin through boarding school after his member father died when he was barely out of nappies.

The 60s chickens coming home to roost?

I think I had better have a look in the roof-space for my uncle's stuff.

CharlieT will know.

As you have already retired, why are you concerned, in draw-down perhaps?

+1 = 495

+1

You mean Barack Hussein Obama?