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I have used paypal many times to pay for goods both here and in the U.K. The longest it has taken is 3 working days. don't know where 7-9 days came from.

FOR SALE. SHOOTER DVD. Starring Mark Wahlberg. 3 days old. Viewed once. As new condition. £10 inc pp.

FOR SALE. Calling Coyotes No 4. New release.(August 2007) 3 hours of excellent shooting, totalling 50 kills.(This is not a copy) £13.00 including pp by recorded delivery. SOLD to ROBLATCH pending the usual.

Two Iraqi students were in Millets the camping shop. One tried a rucksack on and said to his mate, "Does my bomb look big in this?"

Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden one day, when Eve said to Adam, "Is God Black or White"? "How should I know" replied Adam. "Well go and pray to him and find out" said Eve. So Adam went to a corner of the garden and said in his prayers, "God, are you Black or White"? A voice came from the sky and said, "I am what I am" Adam went and told Eve what God had said and he told her that God was white. "How do you cme to that conclusion"? she asked. Adam replied, "If God was Black, he would have said, "I is what I is!"

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I have a L.R. Freelander 1.8 exi on an '05 plate. I bought it in April last. The fuel gauge needle was not showing the correct amount of fuel in the tank and, everytime the ignition was switched on/off, showed a different reading. It has been back to a land rover repair/sales garage and they have replaced in order (1) a new sender in the fuel tank (2) a new instrument package in the dash (3) a new 'modified' fuel sender in the tank again. I picked the vehicle up from them on Tuesday, but within 20 miles the problem is still there. I phoned them yesterday and they said that "They don't know what else to do". I have booked it back in for 25th September and they said that they would have a word with Land Rover to see if they have any idea what could be causing this probelm. Has anyone else had this problem before?

I popped in to my local Mcdonalds yesterday to use their toilet (it's called a McDump) there was young employee using a bucket and mop to wipe up a load of puke off the floor. On his T'shirt, it said 'I'm Loving It! By the look on his face, somehow I don't think that's true!

It's looks identical to the one I bought from a trader ( not allowed to mention their name ) at the Welsh gamefair recently. It does work, and, with mine, if I swap the terminals over that are on the motor, I get a slower/faster speed.

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When I was born, my father asked my mother, "What shall we call him?" my mother said, "Don't call him anything, perhaps he'll sod off"!

Nice One

A man walked into the local opticians and the assistant behind the counter said, "Can I help you Sir"? "Yes" he replied, and proceeded to put a samll package on the counter. He started to unwrap it to reveal a large ****, 8 inches long and 3 inches thick. "I think you need a doctor not an optician" said the asssistant. "No" said the man, "Everytime I pass one of these, my eyes water"!

A soldier was on duty one guard duty one dark cold evening, and during his shift, he heard footsteps approaching him. He shouted "Halt!Who goes there"? and a voice replied, "It's the Army Chaplain"! The soldier said again, "Halt! Who goes there"? and a voice replied again, "Army Chaplain"! The soldier fired his rifle and killed the man. He walked up to him and said to himself, "He looks sod all like Charlie Chaplin"!

Nice gun you have there. I have had many of the CZ'ds in the past, damn good guns! Happy Hunting.

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A man walks into the doctors to be examined. The doctor looks into his ear and see's a piece of lettuce growing from it. The man asked the doctor is it serious. The doctor replied, "I'm afraid this is only the tip of the Iceberg!"

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