Axe Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 (edited) I've just been reading a certain post thats got everyone riled again. Someone asked about the referenece to Aled. The response was: Without knowing, the lad has become an Icon... as any reference to an 'Aled'..............means a member who talks dribble. Nice one Paul, that cleared it up for me. My shooting buddies and I coined the phrase 'doing a micheal jackson' in reference to the aeronautical response by some rabbits when they are taken out. Maybe not so apt in light of MJ's recent events, but boy, do they dance on occasion!! What funny phrases have you guys coined? Regards, Axe. Edited July 13, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fert Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 whos roger and where you taking him out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 To coin one of my friends favourite phrases..... "If your feeling foul.....................do the growl" Kills me every time. oh.... by the way........... its nothing to do tigers or lions.............. but a large pussy could be in there somewhere I'll let you figure it out :thumbs: :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 In there like swimwear = a tolerence fit. The rest are too blue to put on a site accessed by 'yoofs' LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 In there like swimwear = a tolerence fit. The rest are too blue to put on a site accessed by 'yoofs' LB steady there big fella ,your pop if like mine will "knock you into the middle of next week" never could figure that one out ,,,,,,,,hurt a few times though :*) Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 "face like a sack full of ferrets" "party baby" (where an ugly young girl has a baby and it must have been conceived at a party when the father had treble beer goggles). sexist ? moi ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAMMY Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 One of my faves.............."she had a face like a melted welly" when describing an ugly female. or "a standing cock has no concience" ...spelling? Sorry, letting you know the type of Bar room banter I'm used to. Hammy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 In there like swimwear = a tolerence fit. The rest are too blue to put on a site accessed by 'yoofs' LB steady there big fella ,your pop if like mine will "knock you into the middle of next week" never could figure that one out ,,,,,,,,hurt a few times though :*) Martin Wish the old *** would as it weren't much fun being in 'the' week that he was leathering me, the old ****. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 In there like swimwear = a tolerence fit. The rest are too blue to put on a site accessed by 'yoofs' LB steady there big fella ,your pop if like mine will "knock you into the middle of next week" never could figure that one out ,,,,,,,,hurt a few times though :*) Martin Wish the old *** would as it weren't much fun being in 'the' week that he was leathering me, the old ****. LB ditto buddy would have loved a few weeks off school the old goat could probably rip me a strip even now . :thumbs: hows this LB ,I phone the old boy up sunday ,the old girl answers " he's out bowling with the ***** " ,i call back later ,apparently my old man's been up "Windsor Castle" crown greening it with the upper crust's ,now he's got class he tells me ,having laid a licking on them (only his rink though ,as a team they lost ) never going to hear the last of it Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 :thumbs: I should have known it wouldnt stay shooting related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Paul - I take it you refer to "growling at the badger"! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 "You can't polish a ****" meaning if it's rubbish you can't do anything to it to make it better . all the best yis yp :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 "You can't polish a ****" meaning if it's rubbish you can't do anything to it to make it better . all the best yis yp :thumbs: Your right YP but you can disguise it LB TLE's got a posh dad, la la lah la lah la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.one you would definitly turn the lite out on :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 "You can't polish a ****" meaning if it's rubbish you can't do anything to it to make it better . all the best yis yp Your right YP but you can disguise it LB TLE's got a posh dad, la la lah la lah la Are you kidding , he's about as sharp as a basketball <----- Canadian game aparently . the last time he was here ha picked up the tv remote and couldn't for the life of him phone home ,,, and he did try stood up three shovels and told him to take his pick ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, still there as far as i know gotta love my folks though :thumbs: Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 " A worm-burner"...... a spannered low ground hugging shot on the Golf Course.. "HA HA HA you plonker......what 'a' worm-burner....................." :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted July 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Lol Paul, ' Worm Burner' thats a good'un. :thumbs: One I use to refer to in the situation where people think spending heaps of money on pricey equipment, will make them better. "No point owning a Steve Davis snooker cue, if you only have one arm" Regards, Axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 "You guys are as dumb as a bag o` spanners"(coen bros.)and a risque one "If your going for the pink and are snookered by the red,always pot the brown" and I`ve heard the melted welly used when refering to a certain part of a womans lower anatomy :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 A two bagger! meaning you need a paper bag for her and you incase her one should fall off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 "She`s got a face like a blind cobblers thumb".....self explanatory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 And another........"She's got a face like a twisted flipflop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 ............The sky was as blue as a cross- eyed joiners thumb.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Hows about ......"you can`t take the p*** out of sh**"when refering to someone who doesn`t get what you said,similar to doing an aled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 What about "iv been bashing my bishop all night" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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