docholiday Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 ooooooooooooooops apologies if so doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 i think al4x might be right but thanks anyway doc but for the record rednecks fine by me but don't nuna ya'lls eva call me yella!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 There's never ben a reported deer death due to anthrax in the UK fella! !Tom I didn't say there had been, but they CAN contract it, and Anthrax is one of the diseases in deer you should have been trained to identify if you have done your level 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRS Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 (edited) is this the same gazingainsborough that contacted me about a punting trip ????? and then declared he was nervous of water and realy frightend him !!!!!! perhaps deer stalking is not the way forward either gaz your a national treasure though Edited October 22, 2009 by JRS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 is this the same gazingainsborough that contacted me about a punting trip ????? and then declared he was nervous of water and realy frightend him !!!!!! perhaps deer stalking is not the way forward either gaz your a national treasure though yeah thats the one mate we all have our little fears and mine is deep water and drowning if i was meant to go in water i'd have gills and webbed feet, shame though because in theory it sounded like fun especially the 16oz loads how did the trip go mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdboy Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i forgot to say if anyone does want to take the risk (i wouldn't) i would take a few box's of 2" of 21/2" 410 cartridges instead of money Im sure you would ! ***** ! Straight swap for a Puncher repair kit I have ? BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Im sure you would ! ***** ! Straight swap for a Puncher repair kit I have ? BB its already gone in the bin mate got took on wednesday morning so it's probably on some albanian/polish skipdivers plate now, anyway i thought a couple of box's of .410 cartridges (as in 50 cartridges) was a fair trade considering all the effort i put in fetching and prepping it i went to fix the tyre this morning but she's beyond repair the tyre got nipped and split by the wheel rim by the looks of it so its a new tube im affraid!! more bloody expense! gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistit Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 did you fix your tyre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 did you fix your tyre keep up!! "i went to fix the tyre this morning but she's beyond repair the tyre got nipped and split by the wheel rim by the looks of it so its a new tube im affraid!! more bloody expense!" shaun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 keep up!! "i went to fix the tyre this morning but she's beyond repair the tyre got nipped and split by the wheel rim by the looks of it so its a new tube im affraid!! more bloody expense!" shaun He cannot keep up ..... check out his name LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staglioni Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I have been laughing at this thread since it started,i think you deserve a trophy Gaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 I have been laughing at this thread since it started,i think you deserve a trophy Gaz i'd settle for a new inner tube if you all want to have whipround glad its amused everyone though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 (edited) i'd settle for a new inner tube if you all want to have whipround glad its amused everyone though For pictures of the said bike, deer, meat prep etc, I am sure a bit of a whip-round could be arranged ! Forgot to say ....... you would need to be slumped over the handlebars showing the slog home with the flat tyre ! Edited October 24, 2009 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 (edited) "For pictures of the said bike, deer, meat prep etc, I am sure a bit of a whip-round could be arranged ! " i only had the head left mate i got it out the bin wednesday morning before it got taken so there the only pictures available sorry! "Forgot to say ....... you would need to be slumped over the handlebars showing the slog home with the flat tyre !" i pulled a muscle in my groin which is still giving me hell but ill spare you the pictures Edited October 24, 2009 by bicykillgaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 i thought i'd best let everyone know i've returned from my pilgrimage to the promised land (halfords) and returned with the holygrail of all innertubes its called a SLIME SMART TUBE and apparently it heals its self i asked the woman if it was witchcraft used to create it and she assures me not , its just got slime inside it and apparently when you get a puncture the slime seals it and can seal a hole upto 1/8" so i should be sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 i thought i'd best let everyone know i've returned from my pilgrimage to the promised land (halfords) and returned with the holygrail of all innertubes its called a SLIME SMART TUBE and apparently it heals its self i asked the woman if it was witchcraft used to create it and she assures me not , its just got slime inside it and apparently when you get a puncture the slime seals it and can seal a hole upto 1/8" so i should be sorted Remember you're in Gainsborough. She probably didn't understand you. Or if she did she might dance naked round a fire on the golf course (I think it was there). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 Remember you're in Gainsborough. She probably didn't understand you. Or if she did she might dance naked round a fire on the golf course (I think it was there). we thought we'd burned the last of them but these self healing tyres are a sure sign there still around!! they must have gone into hiding during the last burnings and the golf course does sound a likely hiding place! especially with the of the woods to practice there dark arts un-noticed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted October 26, 2009 Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 we thought we'd burned the last of them but these self healing tyres are a sure sign there still around!! they must have gone into hiding during the last burnings and the golf course does sound a likely hiding place! especially with the of the woods to practice there dark arts un-noticed!!! There was a story years ago about a coven of witches in Thonock woods. So be afraid. ........................... Be very afraid. Your tyre will shapeshift into a rampant stag bent on otherworldly revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 (edited) There was a story years ago about a coven of witches in Thonock woods. So be afraid. ........................... Be very afraid. Your tyre will shapeshift into a rampant stag bent on otherworldly revenge. i fear no stag or witch as i am not of woman born, oh hang on i think thats from macbeth Edited October 26, 2009 by bicykillgaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 This topic defo has the re-read factor! Can we sticky this? :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 This topic defo has the re-read factor! Can we sticky this? :look: "MUM?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted December 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i can't beleive this still gets looked at, i still think about it quite often it always brings a smile to my face! hopefully as soon as i get some permission i'll have some more exploits to write about merry christmas and a happy new year gary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 i can't beleive this still gets looked at, i still think about it quite often it always brings a smile to my face! hopefully as soon as i get some permission i'll have some more exploits to write about merry christmas and a happy new year gary Gary, it was one of the best topics this year :look: Don't be surprised when you see a 2 year old thread for a sale re-opened - It happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 "MUM?" "SON"? Happy xmas all also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstevouk Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Fantastic thread, just read it through.... Well done Gaz, have a Merry Christmas and hope you get a rack or basket for your bike for further adventures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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