Evil Elvis Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Dont know where to start really....bought a new telly....blew up....changed it next day.....now cool......xbox then dies........front suspension on car dies 3 days days before xmas.....one of my guinea pigs died next day, washing machine dies.....fish tank pump dies and now to top it all the heater on my water bed has gone and my beds freezing so Im going to have to sleep on an inflateable bed tonight while the new heater has time to heat the bed up!!!!!!! and Im shooting like a cock!!! Edited January 4, 2010 by Evil Elvis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesman Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Sums up my last year. ******* rubbish these gadgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie mac Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 If it wasn't for bad luck you'd have no luck at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 and now to top it all the heater on my water bed has gone and my beds freezing so Im going to have to sleep on an inflateable bed tonight while the new heater has time to heat the bed up!!!!!!! Its tough at the top huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Im frightened to move in case something else breaks.......................and now i have bad wind too............... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 As long as your avatar don't stop working, we ain't worried about your other bits....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldwanderer Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 if you have a powercut - just go to bed, candles might not be a good idea Not as bad as you but my laptop's decided it doesn't want to know the cd/dvd drive and it's driving me nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 yep, in the space of 3 days the hoover blew up, i broke my bed and i broke one of the mossbergs fixed the mossberg easy enough, my bed is now held together with duct tape, and i bought a new hoover. but now im off work with a chest infection, dont know how my shooting is at mo cos if i walk more than 50 yards im bent over double coughing up green **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Our boilers just conked out The tossers reckon they can't come out and fix it till Thursday. Oh that's useful. No heating and hot water for 3 days ********* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fieldwanderer Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 brother's just got home from cinema and has lost / had his nearly new iphone stolen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Im P****d off too...Wee bit of snow/ ice on my driveway that is downward sloping. Park my Beemer on drive , get out, close door and watch as the whole lot slides down drive ending with an expensive sounding crunchy noise as it hits the back end of the Defender..Fortunately the **** up fairy was feeling generous and all the bodywork of the Beemer got missed the only casualty was the headlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Since when was a guinea pig gadget? And when did you shoot any other way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Since when was a guinea pig gadget? And when did you shoot any other way? :blink: Dont you know nothing, a guinea pig is the trigger finger warmer. i thought everyone knew that. Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Dont you know nothing, a guinea pig is the trigger finger warmer. i thought everyone knew that. Phil. Nah I'm just a fick northerner, but then how did it die, did evil elvis squeeze it too hard, or did he suck all the heat out of it in the cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Well on Saturday I fancy a bit of a change in the bedroom. So decided to move wardrobe out. Only to find it had been push against the outside wall. And as we have no heating in the bedroom(am a bit of a coldfish when it comes to anything in the bedroom :blink: ) The wardrobe back was damp and so where the clothes inside. :blink: So after filling two laundry baskets and three bin bags full of damp washing i can downstairs to start the lovely task of washing it all. Now this being the Sweepy household nothing gos to plan. So to cut a long story short i am now sitting here listening to my brand new washing machine (which we had to rush out and buy yesterday) attempting the first wash of the clothes mountain . I think by about Sunday i will have reached base camp. :blink: Now am a bit worried as these things always come in threes . I have a upright freezer that i would love to go bang. It must be about 10 years old and i would love to replace it with a bigger fridge. But will it do me the honour of freezering its last ice cube NO WAY. Everything else seems to pack up. But no that still chugs along :blink: Might just have to sabotage it when Sweepys looking the other way.(it wouldnt be the first time ive done the crime) xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Well on Saturday I fancy a bit of a change in the bedroom. So decided to move wardrobe out. Only to find it had been push against the outside wall. And as we have no heating in the bedroom(am a bit of a coldfish when it comes to anything in the bedroom :blink: ) The wardrobe back was damp and so where the clothes inside. :blink: So after filling two laundry baskets and three bin bags full of damp washing i can downstairs to start the lovely task of washing it all. Now this being the Sweepy household nothing gos to plan. So to cut a long story short i am now sitting here listening to my brand new washing machine (which we had to rush out and buy yesterday) attempting the first wash of the clothes mountain . I think by about Sunday i will have reached base camp. :blink: Now am a bit worried as these things always come in threes . I have a upright freezer that i would love to go bang. It must be about 10 years old and i would love to replace it with a bigger fridge. But will it do me the honour of freezering its last ice cube NO WAY. Everything else seems to pack up. But no that still chugs along :blink: Might just have to sabotage it when Sweepys looking the other way.(it wouldnt be the first time ive done the crime) xxxxSuzy so Suzy unless you bought another Beko you must change your sig..... shaun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Dont think i will bother Shaun They most probably all came out of the same factory. :blink: xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 bought a new telly....blew up.... Christ I thought it was only women that said that, be honest did it actually 'blow up' or just go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Christ I thought it was only women that said that, be honest did it actually 'blow up' or just go wrong? I want one of them computers that goes down on you, ps Evil Elvis IS a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Christ I thought it was only women that said that, be honest did it actually 'blow up' or just go wrong? Its kind of went fzzzzz phutt and went off, as i went to unplug it i touched the metal plate on the built in satelite reciever and it gave me a proper belter!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 ps Evil Elvis IS a woman You seriously need to get your eyes tested................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 You seriously need to get your eyes tested................... your avatar says otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 You seriously need to get your eyes tested................... It's not my eyes, I've talked to you on Skype ye soft southern Jessie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) yep, in the space of 3 days the hoover blew up, i broke my bed and i broke one of the mossbergs fixed the mossberg easy enough, my bed is now held together with duct tape, and i bought a new hoover. but now im off work with a chest infection, dont know how my shooting is at mo cos if i walk more than 50 yards im bent over double coughing up green **** I really hope it was nothing too serious, stuff hates me oops, just noticed you pm'ed me, I missed that one Edited January 5, 2010 by shot shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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