kyska Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Pah, amateurs the lot of you! Everyone knows that the Vulcan Death Grip is the preferred method of killing deer. Failing that, a couple of the skiplickers on this thread could try talking it to death. They've already done an outstanding job of putting my glass eye to sleep. Whats a skiplicker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulABF Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "Skiplicker" is a term of endearment, commonly used in the army to describe a colleague of reduced learning capacity, in short, a mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I'll have to file that along with Walt, for descriptions best used for certain members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 what about sticking a toothpick in its ear??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cushat Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Wonder if any of these far fetched fantasy dispatch techniques have ever been used in anger by their protagonists??? What a thing to say...you sound like an anti. I bet you subscribe to lethal injection. He had a knife but didn't use it, nothing heavy to hit it over the head, so breaking the neck, no fantasy. Very easy blasting shots into deer. Why would you be angry? Says more about you. Hey Richie, what's that all the way up there?? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yep, that's it, look right up high above you... Higher..... Oh yeah, it's my original post going waaaaaaaaay over your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 What happened to the deer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexouk Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 It died of old age whilst waiting for someone to post the correct way to despatch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 just for the record i would probably have done a stone cold stunner on it, it would be the kindest way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 just for the record i would probably have done a stone cold stunner on it, it would be the kindest way! As I returned with the bread knife, and taking a second or two to deside what to do (it was a sodding bread knife after all) He managed to get up, and limp off in a zig-zagging pattern with a broken leg. It was a 60mph road with no lights, so chasing him would of been stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Were you wearing a belt?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westcountryman Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 A heel palm strike to the temple would do it. I saw it in a ninja film once. But seriously...I was beating last year and witnessed two big blokes trying to finish off a roe deer that had been chased into some barbed wire then bitten badly by a lab. They released it and it ran around dragging one of its legs behind it. They tried alsorts to finish it off, one bloke holding it down and one offering to shot it if the he could hold its head still long enough. It took them about 5 mins of wrestling, before they realised that even though it wasn't a big roe, it was damn strong. They ended up letting it run a few yards and shooting it in the head. A bloody mess if ever I saw one and a good reminder that what you think you would do is different to the reality. Personally, I think I would be swinging a spade at its head but I am open to better ideas that don't envolve shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Were you wearing a belt?? Quite. What about shoes, were you wearing any of those? ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Quite. What about shoes, were you wearing any of those? ZB from a safety aspect he should have been wearing steel toe caps a high visibility jacket and a hard hat, oh and safety goggles in case of any spurts or fragments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 So anyway after all this, What did it taste like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 after all this it ran off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 What did it taste like? Chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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