magman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Excellent, We can send you out for the kebabs at 2AM. Then you can add what you wish to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Then you can add what you wish to them or could just take the money and treat the northern monkies to breakfast the next day.... shaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 or could just take the money and treat the northern monkies to breakfast the next day.... shaun Splendid see you at 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Potter Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) Excellent, We can send you out for the kebabs at 2AM. Us numpties have got this in the bag If the cream of the softies are already planning to be on the ale till 2 in the morning THEN finishing off the night, or should I say morning, with a generous helping of salmonella in a pitta there can only be one of three results. One hungover and can't decide which of the 3 clays they can see to shoot at. Two the screaming squits so can't shoot as they'll all be camped in portaloos and three is a combination of one and two The effects of one will be much magnified anyway as they are only used to that lukewarm gnats **** that passes for beer south of Birmingham. I of course will be taking the zen approach to the contest, a warm scented bath at 19:00, a glass of milk infused with vital herbs at 20:00, bed at 20:30 with strict instructions to her NOT to disturb me (for ANYTHING). Rise at 05:00, meditate for 15 minutes, 2 lightly poached eggs sprinkled with vital herbs + a small china mug of camomille tea. Arrive at the ground at 07:55, 5 minutes breathing exercises and finally go out and kick the *****out of whichever softies aren't laid low with the ab-dabs. I am absolutely certain my fellow northerns will be doing something similar, what we mustn't forget to do though is practice being magnanimous in victory (I have started, I'm constantly muttering "we must not gloat" under my breath. Mr (new age) Potter Edited February 19, 2010 by Mr Potter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 or could just take the money and treat the northern monkies to breakfast the next day.... shaun Crispy bacon for me please... :good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Us numpties have got this in the bag If the cream of the softies are already planning to be on the ale till 2 in the morning THEN finishing off the night, or should I say morning, with a generous helping of salmonella in a pitta there can only be one of three results. One hungover and can't decide which of the 3 clays they can see to shoot at. Two the screaming squits so can't shoot as they'll all be camped in portaloos and three is a combination of one and two The effects of one will be much magnified anyway as they are only used to that lukewarm gnats **** that passes for beer south of Birmingham. I of course will be taking the zen approach to the contest, a warm scented bath at 19:00, a glass of milk infused with vital herbs at 20:00, bed at 20:30 with strict instructions to her NOT to disturb me (for ANYTHING). Rise at 05:00, meditate for 15 minutes, 2 lightly poached eggs sprinkled with vital herbs + a small china mug of camomille tea. Arrive at the ground at 07:55, 5 minutes breathing exercises and finally go out and kick the *****out of whichever softies aren't laid low with the ab-dabs. I am absolutely certain my fellow northerns will be doing something similar, what we mustn't forget to do though is practice being magnanimous in victory (I have started, I'm constantly muttering "we must not gloat" under my breath. Mr (new age) Potter i will be sacrificing a virgin to the clay gods before breakfast. they cant do that down south, AS THEY DONT HAVE ANY!! :yp: :good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 i will be sacrificing a virgin to the clay gods before breakfast. they cant do that down south, AS THEY DONT HAVE ANY!! You've got loads because you're all wee-willy-winkies and hopeless in the sack and they'd rather go without. :good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 You've got loads because you're all wee-willy-winkies and hopeless in the sack and they'd rather go without. :good: :good: down south the girls donate their virginity to the charity www.bonedbymycousin.com :yp: :yp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Shaun No not rough but it has been known for a car to be broken into -- usual precautions - to my mind safer in than in car any day - wrap box up and no one will be the wiser as you walk in to Travelodge. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Hi Guys, Sorry I can't make this as i'm shooting the English Skeet Open at Doveridge. Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Us numpties have got this in the bag If the cream of the softies are already planning to be on the ale till 2 in the morning THEN finishing off the night, or should I say morning, with a generous helping of salmonella in a pitta there can only be one of three results. One hungover and can't decide which of the 3 clays they can see to shoot at. Two the screaming squits so can't shoot as they'll all be camped in portaloos and three is a combination of one and two The effects of one will be much magnified anyway as they are only used to that lukewarm gnats **** that passes for beer south of Birmingham. I of course will be taking the zen approach to the contest, a warm scented bath at 19:00, a glass of milk infused with vital herbs at 20:00, bed at 20:30 with strict instructions to her NOT to disturb me (for ANYTHING). Rise at 05:00, meditate for 15 minutes, 2 lightly poached eggs sprinkled with vital herbs + a small china mug of camomille tea. Arrive at the ground at 07:55, 5 minutes breathing exercises and finally go out and kick the *****out of whichever softies aren't laid low with the ab-dabs. I am absolutely certain my fellow northerns will be doing something similar, what we mustn't forget to do though is practice being magnanimous in victory (I have started, I'm constantly muttering "we must not gloat" under my breath. Mr (new age) Potter Usual northern morning really.... Shaun No not rough but it has been known for a car to be broken into -- usual precautions - to my mind safer in than in car any day - wrap box up and no one will be the wiser as you walk in to Travelodge. Dave Dont really want to leave a gun in a hotel room when im not there......i will probably split it and have half in the car and half in the room shaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Hi Guys, Sorry I can't make this as i'm shooting the English Skeet Open at Doveridge. Jon. It hardly compares Jon. Terrible excuse IMHO Skeet is skeet, this is a one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Hi Guys, Sorry I can't make this as i'm shooting the English Skeet Open at Doveridge. Jon. First of the suffeners to drop out now they know what they are up against..... shaun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) First of the suffeners to drop out now they know what they are up against..... shaun I'm from Cheshire..... just happen to live in the south Just gotta love the skeet bashing on here Jon. Edited February 19, 2010 by JonD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Jon, blowing the ESP shoot of the century for "a bit of skeet" is frankly, beyond gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 It hardly compares Jon. Terrible excuse IMHO Skeet is skeet, this is a one off. how could you miss seeing them southerners crying into there teas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I have to blow the shoot of the century for a ******* wedding and was really looking forward to this.....perahps i'll have to find an excuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I'm from Cheshire..... just happen to live in the south It's true, i've met him and couldn't understand a ******* word he said! Jon, blowing the ESP shoot of the century for "a bit of skeet" is frankly, beyond gay. I tried but couldn't have put it better myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I have to blow the shoot of the century for a ******* wedding and was really looking forward to this.....perahps i'll have to find an excuse Just tell her he's sleeping with your sister that should do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Just tell her he's sleeping with your sister that should do it :good: Did you used to work for Relate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonD Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) It's true, i've met him and couldn't understand a ******* word he said! I tried but couldn't have put it better myself. I do shoot ESP but the grounds round here are limited due to cost. OK, I shoot mainly skeet but i'd be better off asking what's the best way of shooting a pigeon at 400 yds with my asthmatic .22 50 years old airgun to get a clean kill than admitting i shoot skeet........ I'd get a better welcome. Just to add, i'll still be donating to a great cause. Jon. Edited February 19, 2010 by JonD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 :good: Did you used to work for Relate? We all have a price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 (edited) Couldn't be chuffed reading through 40 pages of replies but assuming I haven't missed anything in the 35 pages i haven't read... count me in. Could the organisers please put a post up JUST for participants to add thier name to, would make it easier to see how big this will be and easier for the organisers to get a head count at a glance. Are there any decent camping facilities nearby? would possibly rather do that than a travelodge. As for donations, I am happy to supply a prize for the raffle (bottle of single malt or something) or would you rather I just threw an extra £30 into the donation pot? Also... if you want bookings and payments up-front, where do I send the dosh? (that was probably mentioned between pages 5 and 35!!!! :blink: ) Ta Paul PS.... I will, of course, be representing the 'land of real men' i.e. the North Edited February 21, 2010 by Vipa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Also... if you want bookings and payments up-front, where do I send the dosh? (that was probably mentioned between pages 5 and 35!!!! :blink: ) paymnet thread with other links is here North South Payment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeainscow Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I've just come back today from shooting in uni national at the ground this is held at. I had never shot at west midlands before but it's honestly a great set up for those who have never been before. Are there still spaces available? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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