digga Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 (edited) Yea she sez, i spend too much time on my mobile talking to my mates about shooting n stuff! am in one room she in another, i think its great at least we not arguing like i said...... women hate to see a man enjoying themselves in any shape or form! ahhh the peace oh forgot to add my phone bill was £60!! thats not big , is it?? Edited October 8, 2005 by ernyha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 No its not and she is being unreasonable. My bill for September was £ 240 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 its good to talk but not to the mrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob G Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 I havn't spoke to my wife for 3 weeks.............................................i don't like to interupt.I'm very lucky she hates me sitting round the house tells me to go shooting or fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 My wife has ******** off with my best mate! I don`t half miss him!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 If i go shooting more than twice a week, i get sent to Coventry, without me guns. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronttuk Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 my wife said i had to choose between her and the fishing/shooting i miss her a bit now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted October 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 guess what i just got ready to go for drink, she speaks!!!!!!!!! she sez "where ya going??" " cos am coming with ya" " i sez its the only time ya do come wiv me" Bloody women!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 When this happens I just tell Mrs WF to go and talk to her mates about ironing and stuff, that normally brings some colour to her cheeks WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted October 10, 2005 Report Share Posted October 10, 2005 hey frank don't come here without your guns; you won't shoot sod all if you do. :o :o :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Young (ish), free and single - no such problems! If I want to go shooting, fishing, drinking or galavanting off around the country no worries - and of course when you live in Essex................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 What`s the difference between an Essex girl and your washing machine?? * * * * * * Your washing machine won`t spit out your load!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q; Why did the Essex bride wear white? A; To match the other kitchen appliances Q; Why was the Essex girl in the lounge? A; She had slipped her leash Q; Why do Essex girls have small feet? A; To allow them to stand close to the sink! OK old but still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Q How does an Essex girl switch of the bedroom light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pike Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 she shuts the door of course!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 You forgot it was the car door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet st plodder Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Essex girls peeved at all the blond jokes and believing brunettes get taken more seriously dyes her hair brown. She then decides to go for a drive in her mx5 with the roof down to show off her new doo. As she drives down a small country rd she finds the way blocked by a flock of sheep, while sitting there she's thinking to herself how cute they all look and how much she wanted a little lamb when she was small. As the farmer wanders past she calls him to the car "hey mr farmer, if i can guess how many sheep you have can i take one home?" The farmer gives it a seconds thought and says "sure why not!" The blond sits there looking at the flock and just picks a number out of the blue "212 i think?" The farmers taken aback when she guesses the exact number "blimey thats amazing, your bloody right 212, well i'll keep my word, take your pick!" The blond looks over the flock and decides that she should go for the livliest and most friendly, "i'll take the black and white one over there!" At which point the farmer says "O.K, but if i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apbuild Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddytat Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 *shakes head and tuts at all the men* When will you learn hey? They made an embryo from the DNA of two women..sure it means the baby would always be female, but so what? There would be no need for men at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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