flexouk Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 What do you think of me running next year? 1/ I will replace the current leg tag system. Rather than setting off an alarm when you are late home or outside of the set area it will set off a small charge that will effectively remove your foot. The tag will then be placed on your other foot. Two strikes and you wont be running away again.......EVER 2/Any person wearing their trousers/jeans/jog bottoms/etc so low that all you can see is their **** or boxers shall have their trousers/jeans/jog bottoms removed as they must be to big. Problem solved! 3/ Adopting the India view of an eye for an eye, any person found guilty of beating/murdering/injuring a child or baby shall recieve the same treatment. 4/ An intuder or burglar is NOT intitled to any rights regardless of any injuries they may recieve as they should not have been there in the first place. Some strong views to some people but why is it that joe public is the one that is more likely to be prosecuted than the person who is in the wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted May 15, 2010 Report Share Posted May 15, 2010 If you stand, you probably won't be up against anybody else as there isn't a General Election next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 What do you think of me running next year? 1/ I will replace the current leg tag system. Rather than setting off an alarm when you are late home or outside of the set area it will set off a small charge that will effectively remove your foot. The tag will then be placed on your other foot. Two strikes and you wont be running away again.......EVER 2/Any person wearing their trousers/jeans/jog bottoms/etc so low that all you can see is their **** or boxers shall have their trousers/jeans/jog bottoms removed as they must be to big. Problem solved! 3/ Adopting the India view of an eye for an eye, any person found guilty of beating/murdering/injuring a child or baby shall recieve the same treatment. 4/ An intuder or burglar is NOT intitled to any rights regardless of any injuries they may recieve as they should not have been there in the first place. Some strong views to some people but why is it that joe public is the one that is more likely to be prosecuted than the person who is in the wrong. I am not sure about the first two points, but on the basis of the last two, and specifically the last one, YOU HAVE MY VOTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Sound like an ideal candidate to me, are you pro or anti hunting/shooting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 going on the last to. ill vote you in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russuk Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 No. But if there's some jobs going at the Daily Mail you're a shoe in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Surely this is against elf and safety apart from that if you form a party then we can all stand and then win by a huge majority... shaun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 i always subscribe to the belief that anyone who shows the slightest interest in becoming a politician should be shot on sight, to protect the rest of humanity you will soon be sent a pm detailing a time and location for you to report to. please ensure that your legal affairs are in order, and bring some plastic sheeting with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdubya Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 seems that as your aims are based on purely personal interest rather than the needs of the country I think you would be an ideal candidate. KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Should I run for MP? Nah, mate. WALK to the pub, you know it makes sense! Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 seems that as your aims are based on purely personal interest rather than the needs of the country I think you would be an ideal candidate. KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 I'll stand on a Common Persons Sense Platform. 1) Persons entering my property uninvited will be removed using whatever force or method I deem appropriate, adopting the US deterent level- breaking in will be counted as attempted homicide since the burgler will be carrying a pointed, bladed or blunt instrument which could be used to kill or damage me or my kin. God botherers ,travelling drive tarmac gangs politicians and fake charities will attract a lesser deterrent Sisqo the german shepherd - I am a sporting man so say a 5-10 yd start will be allowed at my discretion. 2)removal of pointless signage- no smoking signs which litter every workplace vehicle and public premises -bin, risk of drowning in water -bin, risk of falling -bin, risk of electrocution if you stick your fingers in a 13 amp socket- bin. they will be replaced by a warning at school if you are stupid and you get injured doing stuff you shouldn't, in places where you are not allowed it is natural selection get over it and don't coming wingeing if you are killed. 3) I'll make Chris Evans a crime punishable by muzzling 4)I'll have duly appointed security men called Ron and built like brick SH's stationed at traffic lights to drag out the comedians in german cars who believe the stop line is there so they can get a 5 yd start on cutting up sensible motorists in the correct lane, the Ron 's will adminster punishment beatings at their discretion 5) Lycra bicycle shorts will be compulsory issue for ****'s who jog - they wil also be given a stipend for the purchase of suitable and or humourous tops to match. men caught wearing last chicken in the shop jogging shorts will be held up to ridicule at hen parties as a deterrent. that'll do for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexouk Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 I'll stand on a Common Persons Sense Platform. 1) Persons entering my property uninvited will be removed using whatever force or method I deem appropriate, adopting the US deterent level- breaking in will be counted as attempted homicide since the burgler will be carrying a pointed, bladed or blunt instrument which could be used to kill or damage me or my kin. God botherers ,travelling drive tarmac gangs politicians and fake charities will attract a lesser deterrent Sisqo the german shepherd - I am a sporting man so say a 5-10 yd start will be allowed at my discretion. 2)removal of pointless signage- no smoking signs which litter every workplace vehicle and public premises -bin, risk of drowning in water -bin, risk of falling -bin, risk of electrocution if you stick your fingers in a 13 amp socket- bin. they will be replaced by a warning at school if you are stupid and you get injured doing stuff you shouldn't, in places where you are not allowed it is natural selection get over it and don't coming wingeing if you are killed. 3) I'll make Chris Evans a crime punishable by muzzling 4)I'll have duly appointed security men called Ron and built like brick SH's stationed at traffic lights to drag out the comedians in german cars who believe the stop line is there so they can get a 5 yd start on cutting up sensible motorists in the correct lane, the Ron 's will adminster punishment beatings at their discretion 5) Lycra bicycle shorts will be compulsory issue for ****'s who jog - they wil also be given a stipend for the purchase of suitable and or humourous tops to match. men caught wearing last chicken in the shop jogging shorts will be held up to ridicule at hen parties as a deterrent. that'll do for now. Right, your in Delbert, 2nd in command okay for you? Oh, would it help if I said I'm rather crooked and have a second home that I rent out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexouk Posted May 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 i always subscribe to the belief that anyone who shows the slightest interest in becoming a politician should be shot on sight, to protect the rest of humanity you will soon be sent a pm detailing a time and location for you to report to. please ensure that your legal affairs are in order, and bring some plastic sheeting with you I'd love a trip over to Ireland,but if I were a politician theres no chance my legal affairs would be in order though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Right, your in Delbert, 2nd in command okay for you?Oh, would it help if I said I'm rather crooked and have a second home that I rent out? Not a problem mate I plan to rob the expenses like a mad thing take a bucket load kickbacks for government contracts (especially health messages) then 'do one' to a country where they can't even spell extradition I was thinking Eire? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Not a problem mate I plan to rob the expenses like a mad thing take a bucketload kickbacks for government contracts (especially health messages) then 'do one' to a country where they can't even spell extradition I was thinking Eire? :blink: they know what extradition is, believe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 they know what extradition is, believe me :blink: Maybe they know what it is but do they know how to spell it? I'm open to suggestions there must be lots of places where extraditon is not practiced (not counting Salford) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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