Chard Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The battle hymn of the internet keyboard warrior! Indeed. Bring me my Shift Key..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Indeed. Bring me my Shift Key..... .... of burning gold, bring me my bold text of desire, bring me my quotes, oh rant unfold, bring me my caps lock of fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 .... of burning gold, bring me my bold text of desire, bring me my quotes, oh rant unfold, bring me my caps lock of fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) It's an armchair warrior Walting fantasist lock 'n load thing. There are some good macho quotes in the Psalms for the plinking Dogs of War. How about Psalm 144 : "Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight" That one would look good tattooed across the forehead while commando rolling in front of the mirror :lol: :lol: Spot on! When I first read this thread I assumed that chummy had gone for the Samual L Jackson Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 quote. That would have been proper rock hard for a non believer Lock and load, clunk click you muthas. Mind you, if said tat recipient doesn't believe in God he might as well have gone for any random slogan or ad campaign tag line: "Go Compare, Go Compare, When in doubt check them out go Compare, With just a few clicks save your spondoliks and you'll thank your stars that you went to go compare" Now that would look cool.... At least the chicks would know that you weren't careless with your money. Edited March 2, 2011 by Mungler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 I know this doesn't address the original thread but tattoos are always going to be a controversial subject, for most people it's like them or loathe them. I don't personally have any because I am a bit commitment phobic and they are way too permanent for me! My wife had a good idea if our son wanted to get one, and that is we would offer to pay for a semi-permanent one that lasts a few years then IF he still wanted the perm one it's his choice. I have known plenty of people who failed to get a job because of highly visible tats. One way to put a kid off getting a tattoo if you're against them or think they are too young is to ask if they would think it was 'sad' if you (hell, or even one of their grandparents) had one? Then explain chronological time to them. Or, get a transfer and say, 'you've never actually seen mine, have you.....?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Spot on! When I first read this thread I assumed that chummy had gone for the Samual L Jackson Pulp Fiction Ezekiel 25:17 quote. That would have been proper rock hard for a non believer Lock and load, clunk click you muthas. Mind you, if said tat recipient doesn't believe in God he might as well have gone for any random slogan or ad campaign tag line: "Go Compare, Go Compare, When in doubt check them out go Compare, With just a few clicks save your spondoliks and you'll thank your stars that you went to go compare" Now that would look cool.... At least the chicks would know that you weren't careless with your money. Laaaaarf I nearly ****. I think I'll get "I do the Shake 'n Vac to get the freshness back" tattooed just above my harris, on the shirtlifters podium Edited March 2, 2011 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Why not just write I AM A CHAV on your forehead with felt tip pen? It would be a lot cheaper and it can be washed off when you get fed up with it. So not only have you discriminated against tatooed people you are calling all of us with tattoos chavs? Your narrow mindedness knows no bounds!!!! Frighten you do they, make you feel threatened? Less manly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Indeed. Bring me my Shift Key..... .... of burning gold, bring me my bold text of desire, bring me my quotes, oh rant unfold, bring me my caps lock of fire! .....I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my mouse sleep in my hand, 'Til i have caused a big prob-lem ,In pigeonwatchs's green and pleasant land Edited March 2, 2011 by artschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ajb403 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Maybe you should refer him to Leviticus 19:28 "Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." Cheers Ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The reason for that was "Pagans" did it as a sign of mourning and to get attention from their deities, so not really a "Must not!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) you guys crack me up. couldnt resist the last line. i will just post this here because its a great tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73eB-aAo8Eg Edited March 2, 2011 by artschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajb403 Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) The reason for that was "Pagans" did it as a sign of mourning and to get attention from their deities, so not really a "Must not!" Just to play devils advocate - surely the entirety of the bible (both testaments) must be timeless and still hold truth otherwise it is flawed? I am aware that the book of Leviticus is in the old testament and not strictly adopted by Christians, however, Matthew 5:17-18 suggests that the old testament should still be relevant: "17 Don't misunderstand why I have come. I did not come to abolish the law of Moses or the writings of the prophets. No, I came to fulfill them. 18 I assure you, until heaven and earth disappear, even the smallest detail of God's law will remain until its purpose is achieved." I'm not having a dig at you or anybody else, I just enjoy light hearted debate Cheers Ashley Edited March 2, 2011 by ajb403 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Just to play devils advocate - surely the entirety of the bible (both testaments) must be timeless and still hold truth otherwise it is flawed? <tangent>Absolutely, however it has to be taken in context and many things have been changed, such as what may be eaten, ritual washing, sabbath work etc. Jesus identified what was just ritualistic and what was the essence of Faith.</tangent.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 So not only have you discriminated against tatooed people you are calling all of us with tattoos chavs? Your narrow mindedness knows no bounds!!!! Frighten you do they, make you feel threatened? Less manly? Nah, they don't frighten or intimidate me, its what the customers think of them I am more worried about. And sorry if I offend you by saying it but yes I do think they look chavvy. Call me narrow minded by all means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 .... of burning gold, bring me my bold text of desire, bring me my quotes, oh rant unfold, bring me my caps lock of fire! Pete - on form this thread! Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duncan Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Nah, they don't frighten or intimidate me, its what the customers think of them I am more worried about. And sorry if I offend you by saying it but yes I do think they look chavvy. Call me narrow minded by all means. You are indeed, narrow-minded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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