DSPUK Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Euuukk!!!!!!!! http://uk.health.lifestyle.yahoo.net/one-in-six-mobile-phones-contaminated-with-faecal-bacteria.htm Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 takes 'giving you a ring' to a more literal level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 takes 'giving you a ring' to a more literal level Ge-dunk tish.......he's here all week! I'm Mr OCD so thats old news to me. Door handles, shopping basket handles, trolleys, those things on the tube to grab hold of, shared computers, train headrests, upholstery generally on public transport, etc etc. I see filth wherever I go. Ironically the only time that I feel I'm in a truly clean environment is when I'm out in the wild and covered in actual filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Ge-dunk tish.......he's here all week! I'm Mr OCD so thats old news to me. Door handles, shopping basket handles, trolleys, those things on the tube to grab hold of, shared computers, train headrests, upholstery generally on public transport, etc etc. I see filth wherever I go. Ironically the only time that I feel I'm in a truly clean environment is when I'm out in the wild and covered in actual filth. I met ackack last week and I have to say "the boy scrubs up well" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super sharp shooter Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pub toilet door handles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I met ackack last week and I have to say "the boy scrubs up well" That was just for you Terry, glad you appreciated it sweet cheeks X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 go to the toilet in macdonalds/eatery wash hands ,open door recontaminating hands with feacies and sit down and eat burger with bare hands :sick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I am sod for stuff like this. When i wash my jands in public loo.s I tear off another bit of tissue to use on the door handles so i don't have to touch them. I try not to have to use public loo's for a #2 and carry baby wipes and hand sanitiser too. I am not stating my phone will be clean merely I take a lot of precaution. How many of us step in bird or animal crud and not notice and get it on our hands when removing shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyxologos Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 You guys realise that the most dirty thing you all handle every day is money (coins and notes), right? Anything from faecal material to drugs, sperm, blood etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I live in India. It isn't unusual for people (including my driver) to keep their money in their underpants. I am permanently smeared with a layer of sanitiser gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I heard the average hand is supposed to dirtier / germ-ridden than the average willy. I'm not saying my hands are average though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Paulie Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Uurgghhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 must admit i am terrible, but in oppostite way to ack ack and others - the looks i got from some students last year, tucking into a bacon butty after just being shoulder deep in a ewe...! sorry guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 never worried about anything like this,i just do what i got to do and wash when i need one,very rarely ill,strong as an ox,quite fit,and bite my nails lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I am sod for stuff like this. When i wash my jands in public loo.s I tear off another bit of tissue to use on the door handles so i don't have to touch them. I try not to have to use public loo's for a #2 and carry baby wipes and hand sanitiser too. I am not stating my phone will be clean merely I take a lot of precaution. How many of us step in bird or animal crud and not notice and get it on our hands when removing shoes? Same as that LG. I have a handful of water ready to wash the hand thats turned off the tap after ablutions. Difficult getting tound the money thing, hand sanitisers the only way. Just make sure your hands are dry of it before going for a slash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 ...after just being shoulder deep in a ewe...! sorry guys. I thought is was balls-deep round your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I thought is was balls-deep round your way? :lol: Wonder how long before this post vanishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I should be OK judging by Ben's sig, and my dubious plastic Taffy credentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Pub toilet door handles Makes me heave when i see blokes come out of the stalls after taking a **** and patting their hair down then sauntering out of the toilet without washing their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 Makes me heave when i see blokes come out of the stalls after taking a **** and patting their hair down then sauntering out of the toilet without washing their hands. Ditto. Bar peanuts anybody? Still a few left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclemicky Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 When a prison officer gets potted he/she is some times lucky their mouth was shut , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 I live in India. It isn't unusual for people (including my driver) to keep their money in their underpants. I am permanently smeared with a layer of sanitiser gel. In Nigeria they pee on money for luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakerboy Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) When I was a baker we used to have a lenght of string on our todger to lift it out for a "P" this saved the need to wash hands . To put it away again we used the tongs from the shop that were used to place cakes etc into the boxes so that the cakes were not touched by dirty hands . But it looked good to the customers, you just don't know what goes on behind closed doors Edited October 14, 2011 by bakerboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 When I was a baker we used to have a lenght of string on our todger to lift it out for a "P" this saved the need to wash hands . To put it away again we used the tongs from the shop that were used to place cakes etc into the boxes so that the cakes were not touched by dirty hands . But it looked good to the customers, you just don't know what goes on behind closed doors I'm viewing you in a whole different light now :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 When I was a baker we used to have a lenght of string on our todger to lift it out for a "P" this saved the need to wash hands . To put it away again we used the tongs from the shop that were used to place cakes etc into the boxes so that the cakes were not touched by dirty hands . But it looked good to the customers, you just don't know what goes on behind closed doors I won't ask how you made the holes in the doughnuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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