officerdibble777 Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 when I was out yesterday I noticed the car in front had a sticker that read " Don't take your organs to heaven.Heaven knows we need them here "Very good I thought.What have you seen ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 "I'm not drunk, I'm just avoiding pot holes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 I saw a rearranged one that said "Christmas is a dogs life" instead of the dog is for life motto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david hunter Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 if god dident want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 If your going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark the hat Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 warning this car is protected by a pitbull with aids......not very pc but made me chuckle atb mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Two spring to mind. 'I hate old people cos they smell of wee' and 'Get laid by me...carpets' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 A mate of min has a mk2 Lotus cortina that he's restored to factory spec but to a much higher standard. He had a period car security window sticker remade to say 'warning, this vehicle is protected by extreme violence'. Very subtle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar_uk Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Once saw a sticker on a Harley in the States which read, made by Harley and Davidson, security by Smith and Wesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 Saw one on a motorbike once which said 'Alarmed.You will be-this bike is protected by a hairy assed biker of the worst sort...you have been warned'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claygone Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 On the number plate of a bike.... If you value your life as much as I value this bike don't **** with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ped Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 On a 4x4 around Devizes I saw " so many cats, so few recipes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 (edited) I saw a splitty honking up the M4 on the way to Vanfest with a massive sticker that said ' I love cock'. When I managed to get level with it the driver was about 75 and clearly enjoying his cruise. Made me laugh. Edited January 1, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingnewport Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 "I SURVIVED THE SCRAPPAGE SCHEME" , on ole cars and 4x4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 fat people are hard to kidnap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 My other car is also a Porsche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanhutchison Posted January 1, 2012 Report Share Posted January 1, 2012 not really a bumper sticker, but i have recently seen trucks form a private septic tank type company with the slogag "WE MOVE ****" on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 "a dog isn't just for christmas. if frozen on boxing day they can be enjoyed at Easter too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 My favourite ever which I spotted many years ago and will never forget... "Jesus loves you.... Everyone else thinks you're a ****!" :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugerandsmith Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 when I was out yesterday I noticed the car in front had a sticker that read " Don't take your organs to heaven.Heaven knows we need them here "Very good I thought.What have you seen ? officerdibble. Spotted while on holiday in car park at Mannitee beach ....Retired spending the money Sod the Kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besty57 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 i saw one years ago.in large letters .JESUS SAVES.and underneath was,not on my wages he couldnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twitchynik Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Saw these two on a Defender last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 The one I loathe with a passion is 'Dad's (or mum's) Taxi'. Wrong for many reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WelshLamb Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 I had loads plastered all over my last offroader... If you can read this, turn me over (stuck on upside down) Jack it up, fat chicks cant climb! Land Rover owners do it on all fours Land Rover owners do it in the mud This vehicle is undergoing a scientific mud test Wading above this line is bad for your health (stuck above the roof gutter) You may be fast, but I can go anywhere! There were probably more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) -"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. " -"Keep honking while I reload. " and . . . . . . .. -Don't hit me for this,ladies, . . . .-"So... who lit the fuse on your tampon?" Edited January 2, 2012 by Bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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