30-6 Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 I went out stalking rabbits the other day, and when I got home the air rifle had grass seeds etc between the barrel and the cylinder and between the woodwork and cylinder. So after trying to gently wipe them out and some still left, the obvious thing to me was to get the hoover out. As I was merrily sucking away, I was laughing to myself thinking what she would have said if she came in, she thinks I care more about the guns than her as it is, AS IF . Anybody else in the same boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 good rifles are hard to come by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Personally I wouldn't boast about grass growing out of me gun barrel Perhaps your wife is right - you should have used a lawn mower :yp: Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 I always find a hoover give a better suction job than a woman :yp: LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 wow, you've tried a hoover LG? and you are admitting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 I have seen soo many accidents with hoovers its unreal..... and the best excuse so far was when we picked this guy up... (he was in alot of pain) he said he was trying to clean his house.. and it stuck on... I nearly wet myself.... anyway... DONT TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS..... :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 I have seen soo many accidents with hoovers its unreal..... and the best excuse so far was when we picked this guy up... (he was in alot of pain) he said he was trying to clean his house.. and it stuck on... I nearly wet myself.... anyway... DONT TRY THAT AT HOME KIDS..... :yp: LOL. I have a cousin who works in A&E. Many a story from her about people hoovering naked and accidentally.... hoover / animal / vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Anybody else in the same boat. Mrs P says "you love that dog more than me" which is about right I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 she should have been hoovering the seeds out while you where supervising and enjoying a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me and my lad Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 was doing some work on one of the cars a few months ago. gave the wife an intercooler and a load of hoses to clean for me, came back in after about 10 minutes and the lazy sod had put them in the dishwasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Intercooler? in the dish machine? Wouldnt want to eat off your plates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 wow, you've tried a hoover LG? and you are admitting it? :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted June 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Dazza I don't let her near any of the guns, in case she breaks them. She's not bad really though, wouldn't win a beauty contest but pretty easy to live with, lets me come and go as I please. You would recongnise her if you seen her, she posed for the design of the Welsh flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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