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Lurcher Boys a maniac

Highlander where’s a skirt

New to the Flock is a Canuck

Did I mention Highlanders Dirk?

 

Henry-d’s another jock

But we don’t really mind

Lord Gordie tells it how it is

And Axe aint far behind

 

Martin Cavey’s down the smoke

His accent cannot hide

Where the streets are narrow

and the boys are wide!

 

John5’s a punter

Never backed a loser in his life

He much prefers to chase a duck

But more than often’s out of luck

 

Frank’s a sniper no mistakes

So never cross his sights

M Robbson’s deadly with all foul

So take a bath tonight

 

Cranner’s keeps us all in check

It seems a thankless task

No obesities allowed

So please don’t even ask

 

They really are a funny mix

And most are mad as hell

The only one with any sense

Is me, IS THAT SO HARD TO TELL?

 

pavman

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Nice one pavman. :drool:

 

now we have Poets, Philosophers, amateur Rocket Scientists, and Mathematicians on PW Forums,

not to mention Geeks, Girls & computer Nerds...... (and even some Scotsmen :good: )

 

.... but what do all these different people have in common ?

 

 

They all like to SHOOT PIGEONS !!! :D

 

 

the Lizard

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