Hamster Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I take it non of you gents has watched Machete? :lol: It is so awful that you simply can't not watch it, best bit is when he straps a 50mm machine gun to his bike, launches off a burning lorry about 70 yards up into the air whilst mowing down the bad guys :unsure: and then serenely lands back into the mayhem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Bright Lights , Big City with Michael J Fox . Complete 1980,s bilge . Went to see it with the ex . This film ensured she is an ex . Did me a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Chick flicktastic! Zapp, no red blooded male would even admit to having seen any of those, never mind critiquieing them. Take yourself outside right now and have a word with yourself, there's a good chap Methinks you protest too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggum Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) what was that film called with Kylie minougue in ? she was a special agent in some south american banana republic...it was some sort of spoof movie but it made me wretch .......... The one your looking for is street fighter. Inception is a load of dross whilst we are on about pants films Edited April 17, 2012 by Wiggum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I take it non of you gents has watched Machete? :lol: It is so awful that you simply can't not watch it, best bit is when he straps a 50mm machine gun to his bike, launches off a burning lorry about 70 yards up into the air whilst mowing down the bad guys :unsure: and then serenely lands back into the mayhem. :lol: bang on ther pal, watched it the other night for the 3rd time. its a good laugh! anybody watched 'DRIVE' ....o bad, utter dog doo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Methinks you protest too much How very dare you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That one with Tom Hanks set in prison that had the bloke what had wasps come out of his **** when he did first aid on people. I didn't like that. Went on for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULT Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That one with Tom Hanks set in prison that had the bloke what had wasps come out of his **** when he did first aid on people. I didn't like that. Went on for days. The green mile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Essex Hunter Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That one with Tom Hanks set in prison that had the bloke what had wasps come out of his **** when he did first aid on people. I didn't like that. Went on for days. Hi Rob...hows you? long time no post where you been Grand Torino.....what a load of tosh...cant belive Clint let it get to the screen TEH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That one with Tom Hanks set in prison that had the bloke what had wasps come out of his **** when he did first aid on people. I didn't like that. Went on for days. Welcome back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hi Rob...hows you? long time no post where you been TEH I decided to have a break. Well... when I say that I mean it was suggested that I have a break. In fact you could say that I was forced to have exactly one months break. The worst film of all time has to be 'He's dead'. Words can not describe just how pony that flick is. Film for less than the price of a book of stamps and acting so bad it wouldn't convince a blind man. If any body wants to waste an hour plus of their lives watch that pap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I decided to have a break. Well... when I say that I mean it was suggested that I have a break. In fact you could say that I was forced to have exactly one months break. The worst film of all time has to be 'He's dead'. Words can not describe just how pony that flick is. Film for less than the price of a book of stamps and acting so bad it wouldn't convince a blind man. If any body wants to waste an hour plus of their lives watch that pap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I can't believe TWO people don't like Full Metal Jacket :o Anything with Stephen Segal in gets me reaching for the off switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I decided to have a break. Well... when I say that I mean it was suggested that I have a break. In fact you could say that I was forced to have exactly one months break. : Jeez, I hope you got a new gun or a lot of sex in exchange for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I can't believe TWO people don't like Full Metal Jacket :o Anything with Stephen Segal in gets me reaching for the off switch. Or Vin Diesel, or the Governator, or Stalone. Absolute cast iron guarantee of a J Arthur film :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Jeez, I hope you got a new gun or a lot of sex in exchange for that! Er... the mods offered neither. Should I contact Teal I feel a bit hard done by? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Or Vin Diesel, or the Governator, or Stalone. Absolute cast iron guarantee of a J Arthur film :( Can't disagree with that Jean Claude Van Dammes' beer adverts are good, but his films are pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Anything with Stephen Segal in gets me reaching for the off switch. Sorry but Under Siege is quality :thumbs: I have seen way too many times though, being a long way from home and only having half a dozen videos to break up the boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben0850 Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Sorry but Under Siege is quality :thumbs: I have seen way too many times though, being a long way from home and only having half a dozen videos to break up the boredom. That wouldn't be because of Erika Eliniaks Norks would it Dunkield lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Don't remember that bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Er... the mods offered neither. Should I contact Teal I feel a bit hard done by? You should! I thought Mrs AA had objected to too much time on here. I didn't realise you'd had a mod enforced sabbatical. I missed that, I hope you did something really bad to earn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Anybody who doesn't like Full Metal Jacket either takes it up the harris or they're trying to sound sophisticated and intellectual (and failing) By today's computer-generated special effects standards, the scenery is a bit basic, it looks like it was filmed in East London wasteland (which it was) and "Animal" is a complete bell end, but it always was and still is very watchable, if you're not too far up your own harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 That wouldn't be because of Erika Eliniaks Norks would it Dunkield lol A bootleg copy of that film could make an enterprising chap a few quid for one night rental at senior school I recall. That and Basic Instinct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Paul. What an utterly disappointing, ****, film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I take it non of you gents has watched Machete? :lol: It is so awful that you simply can't not watch it, best bit is when he straps a 50mm machine gun to his bike, launches off a burning lorry about 70 yards up into the air whilst mowing down the bad guys :unsure: and then serenely lands back into the mayhem. I think you may have missed the point of that one - A very tongue in cheek homage to bad movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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