ack-ack Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I missed that, I hope you did something really bad to earn it It wasn't my finest hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diceman Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I thought that Pirana! was the very worst film I have ever seen until that Kelly Brook went swimming in the nuddy. Then it went into my list of top 10 best films ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 I thought that Pirana! was the very worst film I have ever seen until that Kelly Brook went swimming in the nuddy. Then it went into my list of top 10 best films ever. Proper Nuddy? Did it get any oscars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diceman Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh aye. Proper nuddy. No Oscars but a few J Arthurs I would think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scolopax Posted April 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) I think you may have missed the point of that one - A very tongue in cheek homage to bad movies Machete - Got to agree, once I relised what it was, a tongue in cheek homage to a comic book hero (I think), then it was actually quite good. I thought that Pirana! was the very worst film I have ever seen until that Kelly Brook went swimming in the nuddy. Then it went into my list of top 10 best films ever. Seen it, and for the unconvinced I can confirm that Kelly Brook does look very good naked . Edited April 17, 2012 by scolopax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 That one with Tom Hanks set in prison that had the bloke what had wasps come out of his **** when he did first aid on people. I didn't like that. Went on for days. Now you put it like that..................... I thought it was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del.gue Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I can`t stand Walt Disney...all shaking hands with chimney sweeps, yanks with bad Brit accents, and hounds being best mates with a fox. Reach for the bucket. 101 dalmations, with glenn close and racoons in London!!! Even as a kid I hated Donald Duck...where is a wildfowler when you need one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Watched a film a while back called A DAY OF VIOLENCE: has anyone else seen it ?? It's the story of this London based hard man and how he double crossed this big time gangster. You know the sort of thing,, The man that played the part of the hard man was a real poor actor and to give you some idea how bad this film was he was by far the best actor in it.... !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 This is going to sound implausible but one of my claims to fame is that I have not watched any of the Star Wars films from beginning to end nor could I stand more than 4 minutes of Harry Potter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~MX Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 me neither, I've never seen a Star Wars, Star Trek Or Harry Potter and I think I'm coping ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Anything at all with Danny Dyer in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Anything at all with Danny Dyer in it I quite liked Severence! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVwBVm7yVE4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Scholl Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Battlefield Earth. I usually love cheesy sci-fi movies, but that was just plain awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diceman Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Anything at all with Danny Dyer in it He was in an awful film called "Outlaw" which got panned by the critics, but he seemed to think it was up there with the best films of all time. Search youtube for "Outlaw commentary highlights", Dyer and the director sounding all the world like Derek & Clive moaning about the reviews, absoltely hilarious and shows how deluded the man is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) He was in an awful film called "Outlaw" which got panned by the critics, but he seemed to think it was up there with the best films of all time. Search youtube for "Outlaw commentary highlights", Dyer and the director sounding all the world like Derek & Clive moaning about the reviews, absoltely hilarious and shows how deluded the man is. I so wanted to steal one of the lamp post boards that went up round our way in the run up to bank holiday weekend. Danny Dyer was appearing with Tinchy Stryder up a club in Asford. What a night out that would be!! Other than the Business I have to say I loathe everything else he's done. Theres always some sort of football reference in his films. I saw one when he was called Charley Millwall and he had his back doors kicked in. It was whack! Edited April 19, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiggum Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I was forced to sit through eternal sunshine of a spotless mind with Jim carrey in by the wife and what utter bilge that was also cable guy also with Jim carrey was shocking. I think I see a theme developing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 The pants Steve Martin attempts at Inspector Clouseau :blush: , the first time I watched one it took me about half an hour to work out he was being serious, as in actually trying to do Clouseau . The finest example of mis casting and not being up to the task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) I can`t stand Walt Disney...all shaking hands with chimney sweeps, yanks with bad Brit accents, and hounds being best mates with a fox. Reach for the bucket. 101 dalmations, with glenn close and racoons in London!!! Even as a kid I hated Donald Duck...where is a wildfowler when you need one... Very good mate cheered me up no end lol... Edited April 19, 2012 by Big Marty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Any cockney gangster film by Guy Richie is guaranteed poop, although I have to confess I did enjoy both of his recent Sherlock Holmes films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Independence Day - so bad I thought it was a comedy Top Gun, seriously rubbish full metal jacket The Shawshank Redemption. I must be one seriously naff ***- you guys are listing some of my favourite films! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 I would like to suggest the films 'The Trollenberg Terror' and 'The Blob' as the absolute all time worst films. I watched them far too many years ago and was impressed by the level of terror then. Nowadays shopping in Tesco is more likely to injure or maim you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sco77w Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 The faculty. I saw it with the wife when she was just the girl friend, we didn't see much of it as we got a bit frisky in the cinema. We realised why we were making our own entertainment when we watched it on the tv last year. Do your self a favour and avoid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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