compo90 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 i think we should start a militia......I'm the general.....please pick yourself a job/rank and get ready for teh collapse of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROY Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Now would be the perfect time for the UK to withdraw from the ECHR, slash all business taxes and hold a bonfire of employment regulation. The resurgence of school-boy Marxism across continental Europe is a gift to Britain, or would be if we had leaders with balls. Oh Maggie, where are you now! Here Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo90 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Here Here! europe does cost us a fortune every day http://www.ukip.org/content/european-issues/2211-unravelling-cost-of-the-eu when i last emailed the local ukip fella he reckoned it was about 46million a day to be in europe.............they would still trade with us if we were the best or the cheapest, and they would still sell us stuff too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 It is a National Holiday in France today when they celebrate the end of WW2. Some of the old veterans had their medals on and one or two were wearing the same running shoes they had in 1939. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 i think we should start a militia......I'm the general.....please pick yourself a job/rank and get ready for teh collapse of the world Sargent and Can I be in charge of interrogation, well I call it interrogation but really it's just acting out my s&m porno's! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 It is a National Holiday in France today when they celebrate the end of WW2. Some of the old veterans had their medals on and one or two were wearing the same running shoes they had in 1939. Sounds good. Hope you had your bunting out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin128 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I hope this will be a lesson to UK voters as to which party will continue to get us out of the 'achy' created by socialism...you know, mortgages for everyone in the USA come what may...and light touch Bank regulation... whilst King sat there with his thum up his ***...Europe paid (via CDOs) for USA behaving like fools . Only problem with that is if the Euro...sorry, when the Euro blows away where will our banks be??? ... Especially LloydsTSB with their credit policy of "Just book it!". :blink: My real worry is that the UK voter cannot and will not understand basic economics...I don't like the taste of this very good medicine...and vote that pilchard Millipede and Balls into No 10... Don't forget...we have to pay off the National debt of £1,000,000,000,000 but only once we have managed to balance our Budget...the latter not likely for years at this rate. And if that doesn't sound like us going down the tubes...just vote Millipede. Jeeeze, I need a lay down! IMHO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 It is a National Holiday in France today when they celebrate the end of WW2. Some of the old veterans had their medals on and one or two were wearing the same running shoes they had in 1939. :lol: Chuffing hell Clive, if any of the Kermits ever log on to this you are going to get hung from the village pissoir and flogged to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diceman Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Problem is the Tories have dismantled the Armed Forces, The Construction Industry, The Infrastucture networks, The Welfare state and the The National Health service and we wouldnt have any way of fighting any war, looking after the casualties, or rebuilding thereafter. Thus undoing all of the good work Labour did for these in the preceding 13 years eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) :lol: Chuffing hell Clive, if any of the Kermits ever log on to this you are going to get hung from the village pissoir and flogged to death. There was a proud old guy with a beret and a row of medals right across his chest. I pointed to the large gold disc with three bars and a red, white and blue ribbon and asked what that was for. He said it was for having the best hiding place four years running. Edited May 8, 2012 by UKPoacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 Sounds good. Hope you had your bunting out. They had a drive past of an old mechanised French artillery truck. It reversed all the way down the village square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diceman Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 I work for a French company and believe me the running shoes and the hiding place gags are both gonna get used tomorrow... HOWEVER Let us not forget that there were some incredibly brave resistance men & women helping our chaps out. A hotel I stay in regularly is still owned by the same family who hid downed airmen and arranged for their repatriation, at great personal risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) I work for a French company and believe me the running shoes and the hiding place gags are both gonna get used tomorrow... HOWEVER Let us not forget that there were some incredibly brave resistance men & women helping our chaps out. A hotel I stay in regularly is still owned by the same family who hid downed airmen and arranged for their repatriation, at great personal risk. Whilst I do enjoy a french war gag I don't think I could ever use one face to face with one of our Garlic munching cousins. Far too likely to cause deep offense, you never know what the family history is. We should never forget that thousands of Frenchmen died for the cause. On the Russian front. Edited May 8, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 ha ha ack-ack, I was taken aback to find no punchline in your post until I scrolled down on my phone. Very good, even if a little predictable:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Whilst I do enjoy a french war gag I don't think I could ever use one face to face with one of our Garlic munching cousins. Far too likely to cause deep offense, you never know what the family history is. We should never forget that thousands of Frenchmen died for the cause. On the Russian front. Actually the French take the pee out of us for running away at Dunkirk :unsure: If you really want to wind them up ask what happened to their navy in WW2 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 It is undeniably true that thousands of brave French civilians died whilst serving the allied cause whilst working with the Resistance. Almost every last one of them betrayed to the Germans..........by another Frenchman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprackles Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) If you really want to wind them up ask what happened to their navy in WW2 Quite good of them to allow us a bit of Target practice. Edited May 9, 2012 by Sprackles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Two words - Charlemagne Division Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Scholl Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Other than their many contributions to the English language, I can't think of many instances since 1066 where the French didn't act like total dingle berries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Well said Sir. One of political histories biggest jokes is the American Revolution which was significantly funded by the French. Once the dust had settled and the yanks had thrown us out, instead of commencing a long and fruitful trade agreement with the French as a "thank you" for their financial input, the Americans went straight back to trading with the British since they could`nt stomach dealing with the cheese eating surrender monkeys. Gotta love history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 History, and if I recall correctly my Grand Father, taught me that the Italians were the most cowardly nation in Europe; perhaps I read different books to you lot Anyway lot's of history between the French and Yanks much of which reflects badly on the French and nearly just as much reflecting badly on the Yanks. I have personally witnessed this attitude / legacy through my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Anyway lot's of history between the French and Yanks much of which reflects badly on the French and nearly just as much reflecting badly on the Yanks. Not to mention the history between the Hartlepudlians and the French Monkeys :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Why did you have to post that - you just know it's gonna upset at least one person here ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdubya Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Why did you have to post that - you just know it's gonna upset at least one person here ... he wrote it because he lost his grandfather to a lynch mob in the north of england Hartlepool headland to be exact, and he has never got over it, still he's happy with an old tyre and a rope KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 he wrote it because he lost his grandfather to a lynch mob in the north of england Hartlepool headland to be exact, and he has never got over it, still he's happy with an old tyre and a rope KW quod erat demonstrandum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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