jgguinness Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 My brother and his missus came up from Leeds to see us and stayed over last night. Carly is currently reading said novel. She harped on about it for ages, and so I read an extract...wow!! It's a chick book and from what I read am off to buy Mrs Guinness a copy ASAP Makes the Jilly Cooper Books look like comics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home? ......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Man Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 lass at work read my an extract...normally pay £1.50 a min to hear that kind of thing from a lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwabbits Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Everything in our house is Beige :look: Do they accept reverse charge calls ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 That's what happens when I put my whites in with Sweepys black socks :unsure: Isn't it a book about ropes ? And how to do a good knot xxxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 my partner is getting through the whole set at the mo, pure stupid filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home? ......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own................. Don't give up the day job Ack-ack. How on earth does one bang a zimmer frame seductively? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Wife reading it at the mo last night she was up to the part she has no gag reflex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex C Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Seriously guys, buy this for your missus. Mine has practically chewed me up and spat me out, all used and abused, since she started reading these !! Apparently there are 3 in the series ! I am currently stocking up on Red Bull and Viagra ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home? ......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own................. For the benefit of Doc Holiday. ....as she fumbled with the handle to her room Vincent slid up along side her. "'ow do Rose, ah see thez Steak on't menu toneet, can ah borah yuz teeth, ah bust meen on't chuffing Werthers this morn?'' 'Course you can Vincent, but what do I get in return?' Slightly hot under the collar Vincent Faltered as he stared into her eyes through her glasses what were an inch thick. " Well, er, appen ah might tek you up the bingo next week?' 'You saucy old ******, nobodys been up there for years'.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 its nothing compared to some free books on my amazon kindle ... girl on girl, strap ons, 3 somes ...nice bedtime reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 I got a kindle for Christmas and would like to know how you get these free steamy books on it - do tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted June 10, 2012 Report Share Posted June 10, 2012 lass at work read my an extract...normally pay £1.50 a min to hear that kind of thing from a lady your lucky you can afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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