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50 shades of Grey


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My brother and his missus came up from Leeds to see us and stayed over last night. Carly is currently reading said novel. She harped on about it for ages, and so I read an extract...wow!! It's a chick book and from what I read am off to buy Mrs Guinness a copy ASAP :D

 

Makes the Jilly Cooper Books look like comics!

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Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home?

 

......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own.................

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Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home?

 

......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own.................

 

:lol: Don't give up the day job Ack-ack. How on earth does one bang a zimmer frame seductively? :lol:

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Seriously guys, buy this for your missus.

 

Mine has practically chewed me up and spat me out, all used and abused, since she started reading these !!

 

Apparently there are 3 in the series ! I am currently stocking up on Red Bull and Viagra ! :lol:

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Why is it called 50 shades of grey? Is it set in an OAP's home?

 

......."It was love as first sight. As Rose shuffled up the hallway with her Zimmer seductively banging the skirting boards Vincent knew that he had to make her his own.................

 

For the benefit of Doc Holiday.

 

 

....as she fumbled with the handle to her room Vincent slid up along side her.

 

"'ow do Rose, ah see thez Steak on't menu toneet, can ah borah yuz teeth, ah bust meen on't chuffing Werthers this morn?''

 

'Course you can Vincent, but what do I get in return?'

 

Slightly hot under the collar Vincent Faltered as he stared into her eyes through her glasses what were an inch thick.

 

 

" Well, er, appen ah might tek you up the bingo next week?'

 

'You saucy old ******, nobodys been up there for years'..........

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