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I see we have some smart ***** in tonight.

 

Try this one then.

 

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

 

 

 

LB

 

A squeaky shoe?

 

What has four wheels and flies?

 

 

 

LB

 

Your smelly car?

 

 

Its not a car its a Land Rover ;)

 

 

 

LB

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Alright, I got these off my 4 year old today:

 

Q1: Why was 6 frightened of 7?

 

Q2: What do you cut the sea in half with?

 

Q3: What has legs but can't walk?

 

Q4: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party?

 

 

 

You see, he has my gene for humour...

 

Because 789

 

Moses?

 

A chair

 

Because he had nobody to go with

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Oh yea, never thought of using a ride from a play park to cut the sea in half.

 

;)

 

Ah no, that's the beauty of it - it just keeps working on sooo many different levels. After all, if you were actually going to cut the sea in half then you might well want to use a "sea" "saw" although I haven't seen these in the screwfix catalogue recently but I am sure DeWalt will do one for a gazillion pounds.

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Heres one for the kids:

 

Count backwards on your fingures ie thumb no 10 pinky is 6. Then ask kids how many fingures on other hand ie 5, and together 11. It had my boss in stiches for all of 1 second ;)

 

What getters wetter the better it dries.

 

Sorry........ exit stage left

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I see we have some smart ***** in tonight.

 

Try this one then.

 

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

 

 

 

LB

 

 

I see you accidently missed this one :good:

 

Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler.

 

 

 

LB

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I see we have some smart ***** in tonight.

 

Try this one then.

 

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

 

 

 

LB

 

 

I see you accidently missed this one :good:

 

Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler.

 

 

 

LB

 

 

 

 

That's a Bell.

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lmao.

 

whats black and white and read all over....

 

 

why do cemetrys have fences around them

 

 

whats green and red and goes about 20mph

 

 

what happened to the fly sitting on the toilet

 

 

what was the police man doing sitting on the toilet..

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lmao.

 

whats black and white and read all over....

 

 

why do cemetrys have fences around them

 

 

whats green and red and goes about 20mph

 

 

what happened to the fly sitting on the toilet

 

 

what was the police man doing sitting on the toilet..

 

 

a news papper or santa comming down the chimney.

 

yes your right.. people are dying to get in.

 

a frog in a blender

 

it got ****** off

 

he was doing his duty.

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fantastic! i don't think you can get any more un-pc! lol!

 

What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

 

What do we all put off until tomorrow?

 

What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?

 

Born at the same time as the world, destined to live as long as the world, and yet never five weeks old. What is it?

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