lurcherboy Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 What has four wheels and flies? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 a GARBAGE TRUCK :o NEXT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Bin lorry/Hearse/something not politically correct?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB A squeaky shoe? What has four wheels and flies? LB Your smelly car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB A squeaky shoe? What has four wheels and flies? LB Your smelly car? Its not a car its a Land Rover LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Alright, I got these off my 4 year old today: Q1: Why was 6 frightened of 7? Q2: What do you cut the sea in half with? Q3: What has legs but can't walk? Q4: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party? You see, he has my gene for humour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Alright, I got these off my 4 year old today: Q1: Why was 6 frightened of 7? Q2: What do you cut the sea in half with? Q3: What has legs but can't walk? Q4: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the party? You see, he has my gene for humour... Because 789 Moses? A chair Because he had nobody to go with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Very good. Answer to 2 of course is a "sea saw". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh yea, never thought of using a ride from a play park to cut the sea in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh yea, never thought of using a ride from a play park to cut the sea in half. Ah no, that's the beauty of it - it just keeps working on sooo many different levels. After all, if you were actually going to cut the sea in half then you might well want to use a "sea" "saw" although I haven't seen these in the screwfix catalogue recently but I am sure DeWalt will do one for a gazillion pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 obvoiusly all you muppets have nothing better to do than work out riddles get a job :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Heres one for the kids: Count backwards on your fingures ie thumb no 10 pinky is 6. Then ask kids how many fingures on other hand ie 5, and together 11. It had my boss in stiches for all of 1 second What getters wetter the better it dries. Sorry........ exit stage left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Heres one for the kids: Count backwards on your fingures ie thumb no 10 pinky is 6. Then ask kids how many fingures on other hand ie 5, and together 11. It had my boss in stiches for all of 1 second What getters wetter the better it dries. Sorry........ exit stage left ICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB I see you accidently missed this one Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 what has three legs, cant walk but does fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I see we have some smart ***** in tonight. Try this one then. You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it? LB I see you accidently missed this one Try again chaps and I am expecting full effort from Mungler. LB That's a Bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 what has three legs, cant walk but does fly? A Reliant Robin B) Or a Male Flight attendant dep on his endowance LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 lmao. whats black and white and read all over.... why do cemetrys have fences around them whats green and red and goes about 20mph what happened to the fly sitting on the toilet what was the police man doing sitting on the toilet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 1 is a News paper 2 is because people are DYING to get in a GARBAGE TRUCK B) NEXT Where I come from the garbage trucks have 6 wheels not 4 LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonrms Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 lmao. whats black and white and read all over.... why do cemetrys have fences around them whats green and red and goes about 20mph what happened to the fly sitting on the toilet what was the police man doing sitting on the toilet.. a news papper or santa comming down the chimney. yes your right.. people are dying to get in. a frog in a blender it got ****** off he was doing his duty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 what has three legs, cant walk but does fly? Dunno you got me on that one. Heather Mills Mcartnery going tandem hangliding with Douglas Barder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy1 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 what has three legs, cant walk but does fly? Dunno you got me on that one. Heather Mills Mcartnery going tandem hangliding with Douglas Barder? Surely that's only 1.5 legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiiish1987 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 fantastic! i don't think you can get any more un-pc! lol! What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter? What do we all put off until tomorrow? What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three? Born at the same time as the world, destined to live as long as the world, and yet never five weeks old. What is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 1. Envelope 2. Breakfast? 3.? 4. Lunar Cycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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