pavman Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Is this why Dare Bear missed her concert and got lost? My sources tell me the new truck scaff has sorted was late in coming so she had to rely on her normal mode of transport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( Was she sat there waiting for directions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Oh Dear you shouldn't but........ :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :wipes sandwich off screen: Brilliant. Mind you my face would have looked like if i'd FOUND the evanessane, emereberance, poncy **** band concert thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Is this why Dare Bear missed her concert and got lost? My sources tell me the new truck scaff has sorted was late in coming so she had to rely on her normal mode of transport If you have ever seen her driving , you wouldn't even let her loose in one of these things . :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 I would forecast that that is probably a picture of an old lady, about to come into a large sum of money. I can imagine the Local Council running for cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 or maybe this is why... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !!! darebear calls scaffy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." scaffy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" darebear says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." scaffy decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, Wait for it…. Wait for it….. "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pav Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 or maybe this is why... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !!! darebear calls scaffy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." scaffy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" darebear says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." scaffy decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, Wait for it…. Wait for it….. "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box". :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 ................................... i'm sitting here looking like i'm catching flies. hmmmmmm what's this? pick on abbi day? :( ~sniffle~ yer all a bunch of ******** although, you do realise this is now war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Hehe, war, just as soon as someone helps you out of that ditch and fits you a new hip :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted November 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 And I quote :( ahem....you totally spoiled it with........"and dont mind the leg pulling" I had total respect for you until you wimped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Is this why Dare Bear missed her concert and got lost? My sources tell me the new truck scaff has sorted was late in coming so she had to rely on her normal mode of transport Come on Pav we know thats not her broom stick....... :( or maybe this is why... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !!! darebear calls scaffy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." scaffy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" darebear says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." scaffy decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, Wait for it…. Wait for it….. "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 pml :( never met her but have a great pic in me head now B) grey roots witches hat dizzy blonde bossy _______ but most of all a gal wee spirit :yp: :yp: :yp: whos been using my pc come on who did it? please own up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 or maybe this is why... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !!! darebear calls scaffy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." scaffy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" darebear says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." scaffy decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, Wait for it…. Wait for it….. "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box". It's amazing how well everybody knows dearbear :( But have a thort for me , the poor sod who has to go home to it every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 uh huh. and remember when i said don't bother with christmas presents this year? because you won't be here? uh huh. well....... you know that means the exact opposite, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 or maybe this is why... THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !!! darebear calls scaffy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." scaffy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" darebear says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." scaffy decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, Wait for it…. Wait for it….. "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box". It's amazing how well everybody knows dearbear :( But have a thort for me , the poor sod who has to go home to it every day thought you worked away i wonder why B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 pml :( never met her but have a great pic in me head now B) grey roots witches hat dizzy blonde bossy _______ but most of all a gal wee spirit :yp: :yp: :yp: whos been using my pc come on who did it? please own up!!! Colin SPOT ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted November 24, 2006 Report Share Posted November 24, 2006 Foolishly I took the "don't get me anything" thing all too seriously once. I have scars, and I do have a limp I have paid good money to fix - wasn't that bad to find out what that actually meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Foolishly I took the "don't get me anything" thing all too seriously once. I have scars, and I do have a limp I have paid good money to fix - wasn't that bad to find out what that actually meant -sigh- FOOL ~shakes head~ tsk tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 Is this why Dare Bear missed her concert and got lost? My sources tell me the new truck scaff has sorted was late in coming so she had to rely on her normal mode of transport :( THATS NOT ON B) Who is the chap in green going through her shopping bag. As if driving down a ditch in her buggy is not bad enough when she gets home and finds her pork pig gone that will finish her off. Kipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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