pegasus bridge Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 My in-laws live in south wales, so my wife has taken herself and the children down for a few days over half term to see them, I've been looking forward to the free time to shoot and fish without feeling guilty.. anyway, within a day of her going my house looks like it has been ransacked, i cant believe how much mess me and the dogs have made in such a short time! its almost a full time job keeping on top of it - and now i'm feeling a tad guilty about being such a lazy ******. a bunch of flowers for her i think when she returns... i'm only sat here procrastinating now because i cant work out how to put the bloody washing machine on, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 My in-laws live in south wales, so my wife has taken herself and the children down for a few days over half term to see them, I've been looking forward to the free time to shoot and fish without feeling guilty.. anyway, within a day of her going my house looks like it has been ransacked, i cant believe how much mess me and the dogs have made in such a short time! its almost a full time job keeping on top of it - and now i'm feeling a tad guilty about being such a lazy ******. a bunch of flowers for her i think when she returns... i'm only sat here procrastinating now because i cant work out how to put the bloody washing machine on, Might be able to help you on the washing machine front,when my wife gets back from popping to the shop I will ask her how to turn it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 I have just read that thread out to my wife and all she said was two words - "Typical men"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubby Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 the washing machine is easy; follow these steps and be proud you can multi task 1, tip clothes into bath 2, half fill with water and soap powder 3, put dog in bath 4,drop in a live mouse multi tasking done 1, clothes washed 2, dog exercised 3, dog clean sorted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 That's why we get married don't feel guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 That's why we get married don't feel guilty Top answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe soapy Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 the washing machine is easy; follow these steps and be proud you can multi task 1, tip clothes into bath 2, half fill with water and soap powder 3, put dog in bath 4,drop in a live mouse multi tasking done 1, clothes washed 2, dog exercised 3, dog clean sorted That sounds like hard work! just turn shower on, empty pockets,, get in shower ,, undress leaving clothes in shower ,,stamp feet a bit, get out and leave clothes to dry.. Why when the house staff do washing does she insist in distributing the clean stuff around several different drawers? be much simpler to leave in complete sets.ie. shirt ,pants ,socks and trousers all in one neat ready to grab pile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Or when `they` tidy up and you lose everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88b Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Or when `they` tidy up and you lose everything Ah the storey of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2202 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 My thoughts on this. Have a bloody good tidy up before she gets home. No flowers. No chocs. Nothing. Say very little and when she asks 'so then dear how did you get by without me' Respond with, dunno what all the fuss is about. And dunno why you moan so much about what you have to do ! Piece of cake this looking after house lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy bingo Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 My thoughts on this. Have a bloody good tidy up before she gets home. No flowers. No chocs. Nothing. Say very little and when she asks 'so then dear how did you get by without me' Respond with, dunno what all the fuss is about. And dunno why you moan so much about what you have to do ! Piece of cake this looking after house lark. brave man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 My thoughts on this. Have a bloody good tidy up before she gets home. No flowers. No chocs. Nothing. Say very little and when she asks 'so then dear how did you get by without me' Respond with, dunno what all the fuss is about. And dunno why you moan so much about what you have to do ! Piece of cake this looking after house lark. Very very brave man !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2202 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Very very brave man !!! I am when she is not around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 I asked my missus how to work the washing machine for you and it started with "You press this button to turn it on..." I'm afraid to say that when she pressed it I immediately turned off, so the rest of the task still remains a complete mystery...! At least I've got you started by looking for an "on" button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjh Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 get one of these in for the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4WmpfVmqrQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Plentyof shootin and fishin round here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 get one of these in for the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4WmpfVmqrQ Damned good idea mate but God help me if she comes home unexpected and finds the "hired help" helping me to press the sheets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy bingo Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 get one of these in for the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4WmpfVmqrQ that table wouldn't be dirty I would have sanded it the varnish off with the back of her nighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 KEEP AWAY FROM THE WASHING MACHINE They where designed to understand a womans touch....... when the wife gets home, just stand there with a blank look..try to dribble from the side of the mouth, this she will understand.. just wash the dishes, she will be more than happy with that...... for goodness sake don't do to much, she will feel threatened..yes she will moan, but thats the normal reaction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted October 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Some great advice gents😆 I've cracked the washing matche thanks to google, and I've "compacted" the washing up so it's just level with the top of the sink. That and a bunch of flowers from the garage should do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted October 20, 2013 Report Share Posted October 20, 2013 Some great advice gents I've cracked the washing matche thanks to google, and I've "compacted" the washing up so it's just level with the top of the sink. That and a bunch of flowers from the garage should do it! Garage flowers, nice touch you old smoothie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted October 21, 2013 Report Share Posted October 21, 2013 Get Frenchieboy round, I seem to remember he has a rather fetching maids outfit left over from when he looked after Mrs Frenchie not so long back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Get Frenchieboy round, I seem to remember he has a rather fetching maids outfit left over from when he looked after Mrs Frenchie not so long back I don't come cheap and I'm pretty choosy over who I work for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linny Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 My thoughts on this. Have a bloody good tidy up before she gets home. No flowers. No chocs. Nothing. Say very little and when she asks 'so then dear how did you get by without me' Respond with, dunno what all the fuss is about. And dunno why you moan so much about what you have to do ! Piece of cake this looking after house lark. do live near a take away and a launderette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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