The Croc Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) Just nicked this of another forum, :lol: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/01/21/north-korea-lands-first-ever-man-on-the-sun-confirms-central-news-agency/ "THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency."Speechless...... I bet NASA are kicking themselves that they didn't think of going to the Sun at night... Edited January 23, 2014 by The Croc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireboy Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 lol very funny read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenNE Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 it looks like its just a satire news website read some of their other stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggysreels Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 it looks like its just a satire news website read some of their other stories So its not true ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 it looks like its just a satire news website read some of their other stories NO what makes you think that is not for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 A poor nation ran by idiots,I feel sorry for the people. Even the idiots that run our country wouldn't spout this cack. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I love it. It's just close enough to be the sort of mad cap thing the NK news would claim. Life would be a lot duller without the loons in North Korean hierarchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I bet their state newspapers are worried they didn't think if it first. The hangman is probably measuring the rope. Still not as outrageous as some of the actual drivel spouted, born in a unicorns cave, New star formed etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnFreeman1310 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ohh this has give me a grin . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 I hope that they sent him up on SUNDAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Contradicts the comment "You couldn't make it up" Sure it wasn't the Daily Star that reported it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pat 1 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Choked on my coffee reading this,very funny. Whatever will be next,the recessions over ha,ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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