raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 ohh got i cant stand when people put rubbish in hedgerows i always remove it when i see someone has and i can ! Oh!Please take a rubbish bag for all your carp and pop it in the wheely bin on the way out I used to get a little narked watching people dump their waste in the hedgerows of the sites, or leave bags behind as they left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 If you get one of the pop-up tents then watch youtube vids on how to fold them up again. I get hours of entertainment watching people struggle with them haha no i don't want any trouble if i can help it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Don't forget a selection of fit young ladies to do all your humping and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 .308 Winchester cant do that no firearms allowed and i don't own one anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Don't forget a selection of fit young ladies to do all your humping and stuff my friend has that sorted ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 my friend has that sorted ! thats the sort of friend to cultivate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson_tom Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 my friend has that sorted ! Then all you need to worry about is looking for the one most up for it and spend the weekend in her tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 (edited) imodiam prozac asprin...(for the girl friend) sleeping tablets plenty of toilet paper liver salts spare pants condoms few spliffs matches........... cant think of anything else !! oh and something for the "old farmer giles"....can play havoc on damp ground... Edited May 1, 2014 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson_tom Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 imodiam prozac asprin...(for the girl friend) sleeping tablets plenty of toilet paper liver salts spare pants condoms few spliffs matches........... cant think of anything else !! oh and something for the "old farmer giles"....can play havoc on damp ground... Ditchman it sounds whoever goes camping with you is going to end up in a Ditch once you have finished with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodcock11 Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 If you must go camping Insect Repellent Insect Bite Cream Loo Paper Hotel & B&B Guide [for when the novelty wears off and it all gets too much] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Then all you need to worry about is looking for the one most up for it and spend the weekend in her tent. yeah deffo imodiam prozac asprin...(for the girl friend) sleeping tablets plenty of toilet paper liver salts spare pants condoms few spliffs matches........... cant think of anything else !! oh and something for the "old farmer giles"....can play havoc on damp ground... now thats a list i approve of ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 imodiam prozac asprin...(for the girl friend) sleeping tablets plenty of toilet paper liver salts spare pants condoms few spliffs matches........... cant think of anything else !! oh and something for the "old farmer giles"....can play havoc on damp ground... No food or drink ? and is the OP staying on old farmer Giles land, if so tell him to stay away from soggy bottom it can get damp down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 No food or drink ? and is the OP staying on old farmer Giles land, if so tell him to stay away from soggy bottom it can get damp down there ahh we know to take food and a LOT of drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Ditchman it sounds whoever goes camping with you is going to end up in a Ditch once you have finished with them Agreed on that one - but does sound like one hell of a party! Perhaps food and booze should be factored in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 ahh we know to take food and a LOT of drink Don't forget to try to find a very strange bottle of spirits you can guarantee nobody else will have - i.e proper absinthe or similar so all the girlies see you as a stand out. Baby wipes are a winner with the women too - they'll come-a-flocking knowing they can clean themselves up in your tent lol. I was at the 'bum in the mud' bike rally a couple of years a go and my friend slept with a girl on site in his tent and told me the next day that when she took her kit off he was nearly sick with the smell in the small confines of his tent in the warm! bare that in mind. (To this day he won't eat mini cheddars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 yeah will be taking something strong Don't forget to try to find a very strange bottle of spirits you can guarantee nobody else will have - i.e proper absinthe or similar so all the girlies see you as a stand out. Baby wipes are a winner with the women too - they'll come-a-flocking knowing they can clean themselves up in your tent lol. I was at the 'bum in the mud' bike rally a couple of years a go and my friend slept with a girl on site in his tent and told me the next day that when she took her kit off he was nearly sick with the smell in the small confines of his tent in the warm! bare that in mind. (To this day he won't eat mini cheddars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Went once camping in Cornwall, spent a week trying to find a B&B never again,I left a brand new £400 tent on the campsite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretagentmole Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Lets see, when we went camping we had a 9 berth 3 season dome tent with bedrooms in pods on the outside of the main living area, the kitchen was in the entrance pod. Had electric hook up, so we had fridge, electric kettle, toaster, halogen oven, camping stove (2 burners and grill), electric lights, ps2 (plays dvds as well as games), flat screen LCD TV, satellite dish and decoder, toilet, toilet tent, power shower shower (bucket 4 kettles cold water to two kettles hot water), second power shower as a tap in the kitchen, halogen heaters too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson_tom Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Lets see, when we went camping we had a 9 berth 3 season dome tent with bedrooms in pods on the outside of the main living area, the kitchen was in the entrance pod. Had electric hook up, so we had fridge, electric kettle, toaster, halogen oven, camping stove (2 burners and grill), electric lights, ps2 (plays dvds as well as games), flat screen LCD TV, satellite dish and decoder, toilet, toilet tent, power shower shower (bucket 4 kettles cold water to two kettles hot water), second power shower as a tap in the kitchen, halogen heaters too! You sure you werent in the girls tent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 One of these is an absolute must mate. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-LED-WIND-UP-LANTERN-DYNAMO-CAMPING-FISHING-LIGHT-PORTABLE-OUTDOOR-LAMP-NEW-/201079907245?pt=UK_SportsLeisure_Camping_LightsLanternsTorches&hash=item2ed14be3ad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 If you take all thats been suggested you will need a removal lorry and people carrier, it will take two days to pack and un-pack and you will have forgotten the toothpicks and have to go back home to collect them, I reckon it would be cheaper to stay in 5 star hotel with room service and bar. but probably won't be half as much fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essex Keeper Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raphael262 Posted May 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Lets see, when we went camping we had a 9 berth 3 season dome tent with bedrooms in pods on the outside of the main living area, the kitchen was in the entrance pod. Had electric hook up, so we had fridge, electric kettle, toaster, halogen oven, camping stove (2 burners and grill), electric lights, ps2 (plays dvds as well as games), flat screen LCD TV, satellite dish and decoder, toilet, toilet tent, power shower shower (bucket 4 kettles cold water to two kettles hot water), second power shower as a tap in the kitchen, halogen heaters too! where were going theres no electric at all or toilets hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 me and a group of mates are intending to go camping after exams and were wondering what people recommend taking ? Any ideas would be appreciated Nigella Lawson for food & entertainment,a Winnebago for your accomodation and Threshers delivery service for your liquids. This is my ideal camping trip and as you might guess-i hate camping.Tents are for peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 1, 2014 Report Share Posted May 1, 2014 Nigella Lawson for food & entertainment,a Winnebago for your accomodation and Threshers delivery service for your liquids. This is my ideal camping trip and as you might guess-i hate camping.Tents are for peasants. nigella would also bring the nose candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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